09-30-2008, 09:10 AM
Because you don't practice the rules of proper capitalization.
Who's the U Boat commander?
Who's the U Boat commander?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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09-30-2008, 09:30 AM
Tom Cruise?
What's wrong with this stupid over-friendly attorney in my office?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-30-2008, 09:36 AM
He wants your body. Get him plungee!
How can I relieve myself of this office cabin fever I have? 
09-30-2008, 09:37 AM
He probably wants a piece of the Queen. Or he's gay.
Is anyone else looking forward to the snow? (for us northerners aka, yankees) HA! I quess it's a concensus. Right on fetus. You can ignore my post by the way.
09-30-2008, 09:37 AM
Go play in the rain.
Why do people assume all attorneys are males?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-30-2008, 09:39 AM
OK, she want a piece of the Queen!!!
Will Plunger have fun this weekend? 
09-30-2008, 10:13 AM
If by fun you mean kick someone's ass, then yes.
Why do I have to work in the hood today?
09-30-2008, 10:22 AM
Hoodies need love too.
Why do people wait until the last effin minute to get something so important done?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-30-2008, 10:29 AM
because they are stupid
Which hills star should apologize?
09-30-2008, 10:38 AM
They should both apologize and then make out with each other.
When is the starter wife on ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-30-2008, 10:39 AM
The premier is October 10.
Why is common sense not so common?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-30-2008, 10:41 AM
Plunger already answered that. People are stupid.
Who is your favorite Jonas brother?
09-30-2008, 10:46 AM
Pete he's the cute one.
Who would you rather have as a BFF ? Samantha Ronson or Mandy Jiroux ? (I have no idea who the hell either one of them are)
Wowie Groovie !
09-30-2008, 10:52 AM
Mandy, I like brunettes.
Who's your favorite talk show host?
09-30-2008, 11:00 AM
I'd have to say Ellen. She's pretty funny.
Does anybody remember Night Court?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-30-2008, 12:05 PM
My husband. Plungee adds it to his sausage, egg and cheese breakfast sandwiches.
When do you think Tennessee will get it's first snow?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-30-2008, 12:12 PM
Dec 2012 (end of the world)
Isn't the stage manager of a play a lot of work and no appreciation? 
09-30-2008, 02:23 PM
jus' P Wrote:Dec 2012 (end of the world) Probably. Should I play soccer on Thrusday, Friday, or Sunday?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-30-2008, 02:28 PM
Yes.
How depressed am I going to be after this meeting?
09-30-2008, 04:35 PM
Hopefully not enough that a nice night with your wife and kids can't fix.
Why am I sooooooooooooooo bored? 
09-30-2008, 06:32 PM
you're underachieving.
will you go to homecoming with me!?!!!!?
09-30-2008, 07:36 PM
Yes but only if you pay and promise not to talk to me in front of any of the cool kids.
What's on G4 tonight ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-01-2008, 07:06 AM
I don't know. Never heard of it.
Is it going to be too cold for camping this weekend?
10-01-2008, 07:13 AM
airhornahole Wrote:I don't know. Never heard of it. F no, fall is the best time to enjoy a campfire. Just make sure to have an extras case or two of Octoberfest on hand. How awesome was Heroes last night ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-01-2008, 09:12 AM
I don't know because we couldn't find it.
Was it a new episode?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-01-2008, 09:29 AM
No, it was Mondays rerun.
Did you here Freebeer saying he didn't care for it ( heroes) anymore?
10-01-2008, 09:29 AM
No, G4 re-peats the newest episode on Tuesdays at 10pm
why am I so tired all day, but when 9pm rolls around I can't seem to get to sleep ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-01-2008, 09:35 AM
Plunger, yes I did. Titan, because you are addicted to meth.
Does anyone else listen to Sirius satalite radio?
10-01-2008, 09:51 AM
No. It's like sex, why buy the cow when the milk is FREE!
How long can it take to get through the day?
10-01-2008, 09:54 AM
I don't know, maybe 24 hours?
Can I finally turn off the AC and open a window?
10-01-2008, 01:26 PM
It depends on whether or not you want to listen to the whining from the darlings.
Will I ever get caught up on these damn hotlines?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-01-2008, 01:53 PM
Not if your phone is broke.
How's the maket doing today?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-01-2008, 01:55 PM
Must be OK, it's not a headline.
Is 6 yr old too young for military school?
10-01-2008, 02:21 PM
yeah but only by a couple years.
will booze cure what ails me?
10-01-2008, 02:26 PM
Jager and any energy drink
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-01-2008, 02:27 PM
oops....
umm.... ............ How bad will the Lions suck Sunday?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-01-2008, 03:38 PM
No worse than normal.
Who do you have to know to get a break?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-01-2008, 04:23 PM
Exactly. It's not what you know...It's who you know....and the answer is Cal Turner.
Should I stick to my regular tonight at Hooter's - hot and naked - or try something new? If so, what do you suggest?
10-01-2008, 05:05 PM
While hot and naked are Plungee's favorite, I choose hot and breaded and all flappers (easier to get more meat . . . you can totally push the entire bone out without splitting the meat (if you good like me ;P).
To leave or not to leave?
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