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Eric BERNARD??? Really?
#1
Has it ever been referenced that Zane's middle name is...BERNARD?!?!!??!?!!?
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#2
I like it!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#3
his last name isn't Zane. It's something that starts with a Z that's a little less radio friendly. By that I mean he probably changed it to Zane so that it's more recognizable.
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#4
Next time I call the show I'm telling whichever semi-literate intern that answers the phone that my name is Eric Bernard.
Wowie Groovie !
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#5
Please call first thing monday
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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#6
Everytime I hear "Bernard," I think of Bernard the Elf from the Santa Clause. Therefore, Zane is an angry elf.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#7
0rz0ski Wrote:Everytime I hear "Bernard," I think of Bernard the Elf from the Santa Clause. Therefore, Zane is an angry elf.

Yes! You're a genius.
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