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Right now I'm....
thinking I need to get my filing done before the boss returns on Monday. Undecided
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
jus' P Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:So hungover my eyes hurt. What the hell made me think that was a good idea ?

Everytime you post this ( which is once a week), " I drink Alone" by George Thorogood gets stuck in my head all day...Stop It!!!!!!

Thanks Plunge. Now it's in mine too. Tongue
mainerliser Wrote:Congrats potthole! I'm really excited for you!


dino Wrote:Good Job Potthole! Wheelin' 'n Dealin' your way into your biggest and most exciting purchase of your life!

They gave me several beers at my closing.....I highly recommend finding a closing agent that does....makes signing your life away not as bad! Wink


airhornahole Wrote:Congrats. I suggest turning the freezer down and filling it with booze.


Queenie Wrote:That is just AWESOME potthole!!

Thanks everybody! The paperwork has all been signed, so we're official now. Close will happen on October 31, and we will take possession a week later.

We were talking with our mortgage guy today, and he feels that although we paid a little bit more than we were hoping to, overall we got ourselves a steal. The sellers added new furnace and central air last year, upgraded the electrical system last year, and also added brand new washer/dryer this summer. We'll be taking advantage of the government's deal for first-time home buyers, and when we get our 2008 tax return, we should also get a credit for $7500, which will be used to spruce up some stuff around the home.

I still can't help but laugh that the stupid freezer wound up playing such a large role in the final deal.
Working on editing pictures in a porn case we are working on.

NO titan they aren't of porn!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Queenie Wrote:Working on editing pictures in a porn case we are working on.

NO titan they aren't of porn!

That sounds like fun......for a guy! Sorry you have to do it!!
Man, I want that job! And by "porn case I am working on." I hear "working on editing a porn". So it's all sexy in my brains... I want that job...
Queenie Wrote:Working on editing pictures in a porn case we are working on.

NO titan they aren't of porn!

I knew you worked downtown. Do you work at a law firm?

"Editing" pitctures for a porn case? Is that not tampering with evidence?....or are you making them safe for court?
mainerliser Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:Working on editing pictures in a porn case we are working on.

NO titan they aren't of porn!

That sounds like fun......for a guy! Sorry you have to do it!!

What... women can't like porn too? Sexist!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
Queenie is editing herself out of them.
Wondering what the caption under our names and the stars under the caption mean and how they get there.
burnking Wrote:Queenie is editing herself out of them.

Why is the husband always the last to know? :'(
jus' P Wrote:
burnking Wrote:Queenie is editing herself out of them.

Why is the husband always the last to know? :'(

Well she's editing herself OUT of them....maybe she didn't want you to know at all????
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Wondering what the caption under our names and the stars under the caption mean and how they get there.

It has to do with your post count. ( Yes Queen, works downtown)
jus' P Wrote:
burnking Wrote:Queenie is editing herself out of them.

Why is the husband always the last to know? :'(

Crap, sorry. I still have the originals if you'd like to see them...
burnking Wrote:
jus' P Wrote:Why is the husband always the last to know? :'(

Crap, sorry. I still have the originals if you'd like to see them...

Now that's a true friend!
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:Working on editing pictures in a porn case we are working on.

NO titan they aren't of porn!

I knew you worked downtown. Do you work at a law firm?

"Editing" pitctures for a porn case? Is that not tampering with evidence?....or are you making them safe for court?

Yes, I work for a law firm, but I am not at liberty to say what they are of. Confidentiality people, come on. I need this job. How else would I be able to chat with you all day?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Queenie Wrote:
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I knew you worked downtown. Do you work at a law firm?

"Editing" pitctures for a porn case? Is that not tampering with evidence?....or are you making them safe for court?

Yes, I work for a law firm, but I am not at liberty to say what they are of. Confidentiality people, come on. I need this job. How else would I be able to chat with you all day?

Solly. Wasn't asking for which law firm you worked.
burnking Wrote:
jus' P Wrote:Why is the husband always the last to know? :'(

Crap, sorry. I still have the originals if you'd like to see them...

You weren't supposed to tell anybody about those pictures. Geez!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Jo Wrote:not enjoying fall at all. hoody time!


Queenie Wrote:....and a hoodie for you lovey.

Make sure you don't wear them in Ohio....

http://www.wkyc.com/news/local/news_arti...7&catid=45
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
Queenie Wrote:
burnking Wrote:Crap, sorry. I still have the originals if you'd like to see them...

You weren't supposed to tell anybody about those pictures. Geez!!

No no, don't worry. I still have those pictures tucked away for a rainy day.
Rock Monster Wrote:
Jo Wrote:not enjoying fall at all. hoody time!


Queenie Wrote:....and a hoodie for you lovey.

Make sure you don't wear them in Ohio....

http://www.wkyc.com/news/local/news_arti...7&catid=45

Did you read this posting?.....really? (in a Tina Fey voice)

lortonDC wrote:
Some of you don't understand.

"Hoodies" are the latest rebellious trinket from fatherless welfare garbage. Along with hoodies go the baseball type caps at odd angles, and pants pulled down so you are "dissed" by having to look at underwear. The hoodies denote criminality ("Hey, you can't see my face, cracker!")

We're doomed.
10/3/2008 1:16 PM EDT on wkyc.com
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:Yes, I work for a law firm, but I am not at liberty to say what they are of. Confidentiality people, come on. I need this job. How else would I be able to chat with you all day?

Solly. Wasn't asking for which law firm you worked.

I knew that . . . I forgot my Tongue at the end to show the humor in my post. Solly back to ya!! ;D
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
hopefully thirty minutes away from a repeat of last friday night downtown. Less alcohol this time though.
Looking out on my front yard and all the fall colors in my trees. What a beautiful morning! I'm missing my kids though. They are with their dad for the week-end.
going to get my nails and hair did.
Going to play golf
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
Getting home from a great concert. Black Day, In The Moment, and Five Finger Death Punch. Awsome Night!
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
nurveen Wrote:Getting home from a great concert. Black Day, In The Moment, and Five Finger Death Punch. Awsome Night!

I was going to go to that, but I felt like crap all weekend
Wowie Groovie !
nurveen Wrote:Getting home from a great concert. Black Day, In The Moment, and Five Finger Death Punch. Awsome Night!

I've never seen FFDP live, heard they put on a good show, "The Bleeding" is one of my favorite songs, never gets old
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
Getting ready to go to DC for a business trip this week.
That's what she said.
Thumbing through magazines looking at the ads.
Wowie Groovie !
Titan ! Wrote:Thumbing through magazines looking at the ads.

thumb hard. crusty pages are a bitch to unstick.

right now i'm making bbq grilled chicken, fried veggies, and waiting for a new episode "Heroes".
You're like the direct opposite of the general public. Most people thumb through magazines trying to skip over as many ads as possible
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
Getting tired of trying to figure out how do design a post card by my self with limited resources. Why can't these stupid printing companies work for a case of beer!!!!
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
dino Wrote:Getting tired of trying to figure out how do design a post card by my self with limited resources.

glitter+glue=great job. any other problems? i'm a well of genius.
Avoiding writing three papers.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Jo Wrote:
dino Wrote:Getting tired of trying to figure out how do design a post card by my self with limited resources.

glitter+glue=great job. any other problems? i'm a well of genius.
I'm sure my prospective customers would clamor over glitter covered 'do business with me cause I'm really smart' invitations.

(No becky, it's not for my mustache ride business....damn economic downturn killed that one :Smile)
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
Avoiding doing work, although it'd probably be better if I did work... poop.
waiting for my second pumpkin roll to cool so I can put icing on it and roll it back up Big Grin yummmmmmm
dino Wrote:Getting tired of trying to figure out how do design a post card by my self with limited resources. Why can't these stupid printing companies work for a case of beer!!!!

There might be a fellow mod who is handy with InDesign... :Smile




Right now I'm still sort of pissed at the lady who nearly hit me with her van in the grocey store parking lot this evening. I was walking to the door and she went flying through the "stop for pedestrians" sign. I had to quickly jump back to avoid her. As she went by, I started smacking the windows of her van, and did she seem to notice? Nope. Kept right on tearing through the parking lot.


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