10-06-2008, 07:04 AM
How can I get girls to like me more ?
Bright flaming purple !
Bright flaming purple !
Wowie Groovie !
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10-06-2008, 10:17 AM
What color was titan's prom tuxedo?
It's on the way to grandma's house.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-06-2008, 10:28 AM
Where did Titan go for prom ?
The passers by were amazed by the unusual amounts of blood. (+100 for anyone who knows that reference without looking it up, +10 for anoyone who looks it up)
Wowie Groovie !
10-06-2008, 11:25 AM
Did you see that deer that was hit by a semi?
A few good books and a bottle of wine.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-06-2008, 12:56 PM
What was that euphemism you said to use when talking about a stack of porn mags and some boone's farm?
I was joking about the shape of it when I laughed, honest injun! 
10-06-2008, 06:27 PM
Why'd you start laughing when I said I had to go to the bathroom?
Because money shoots out my ass.
10-06-2008, 06:39 PM
Why are there women constantly swarming around you ?
It's blue, spongey, and slightly damp, but the price is right.
Wowie Groovie !
10-06-2008, 06:43 PM
What are your thoughts on government food?
Sometimes it smells nice.
10-06-2008, 06:45 PM
What's the best thing about the 2.99 seafood buffet at the strip club ?
Kind of like a brick, only more so.
Wowie Groovie !
10-06-2008, 06:49 PM
What was the first reason your parents had to take you to the emergency room ?
There's a UPS box on his desk, and he hasn't answered his phone all day.
Wowie Groovie !
10-06-2008, 06:59 PM
Hey, did Mark get that box of poiso... I mean sugar cookies we sent him yesterday?
There was orange juice in his colon.
10-07-2008, 05:45 AM
Why was Fistor banned from the Big Boy breakfast buffet ?
I'm drinking a pot of coffe then hitting the books.
Wowie Groovie !
10-07-2008, 09:14 AM
How are you going to pass your final? Your drunk and the test is tomarow!
Only if you're freaky like me! 
10-07-2008, 09:17 AM
Is there any way to get everyone I know to hate me?
But officer, she said, "shiver me timbers".
10-07-2008, 10:39 AM
Why did you have her spread eagle with her legs sticking out of the window in the middle of a snowstorm?
I guess he will just have to deal with it.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-08-2008, 04:58 AM
Queenie Wrote:Why did you have her spread eagle with her legs sticking out of the window in the middle of a snowstorm?Very clever Queenie, +1 How is Hot Wings handling his role as pop off guy ? broken glass and a bendy straw.
Wowie Groovie !
10-08-2008, 08:24 AM
What are you trying to dig out of your rear end and what are you using?
Yesterday , my friend.
10-08-2008, 09:01 AM
When were you born?
Most likely when the sun goes down.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-08-2008, 09:04 AM
Are you ever going to make sense?
You can't win, if you don't play.
10-08-2008, 09:11 AM
Is it bad if I don't like anal?
I may not make sense, but I do make change!
10-08-2008, 09:34 AM
Do you really find yourself humorous?
I hate Wednesdays.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-08-2008, 09:38 AM
Do you hate me or Wednesdays more?
Aww, you realy DO like me...
10-08-2008, 09:52 AM
Didn't you say yourself (as is noted under your avatar that I helped you get) that we are all superior creatures?
No, I really don't like you.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-08-2008, 09:58 AM
Then why help me with my avatar? (Thanks again btw)
Hello inferior creature!
10-08-2008, 10:08 AM
Can't you take a joke?
Ren and Stimpy ride again!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-08-2008, 10:13 AM
Why is Spongebob walking funny?
Get the eff off my doorstep a-hole!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-08-2008, 10:25 AM
What is your major malfunction?
The three amigos and snow white.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-08-2008, 10:27 AM
What is the name of the interracial movie Disney is coming out with again?
The leaves just keep falling.
10-08-2008, 10:28 AM
What people does cocain bring together?
A legion of midgets
10-08-2008, 01:54 PM
Admin Wrote:Why is Spongebob walking funny? See that ? That's what funny is all about. What is Biff's ultimate sex fantasy ? (I know lame, but c'mon im fighting a sinus infection) My bag broke and it's raining a metric shit ton
Wowie Groovie !
10-08-2008, 05:17 PM
Why are you crawling around on the ground grabing at mush?
Well you sir, are a festigeo!
10-08-2008, 08:13 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Why are you crawling around on the ground grabing at mush? What did the head waiter say when I tried to get reservations ? (wow that was lame too) 45 minutes till SoA ! SamCrow like a motha up in this bitch ! Lil bonus... Queenie Wrote:The three amigos and snow white. Worst porn ever.
Wowie Groovie !
10-09-2008, 12:08 AM
WTF are you talking about?
Three octopus tenticles, a beehive, then turn left.
10-09-2008, 09:04 AM
How would one go about earning your love?
In my secret lair.
10-09-2008, 09:10 AM
Where did you first realize that you have a not so secret man crush on me ?
Triple overtime and paid vacations.
Wowie Groovie !
10-09-2008, 02:06 PM
What did I think I would get instead of grief for posting that youtube video?
A half and hour and four new lawsuits.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! |
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