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Right now I'm....
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:...trying to figure out who I've offended on this message board. I was smited twice!

-1 just for complaining! haha! Wink Just havin' some fun with ya.

It's inexplicable sometimes. Not everyone is going to like everything you say. Some do it ust for fun. Just ask Titan. He's flirted with -100 a couple times.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
in a smart ass mood. Oh, and I want to GO HOME!!
dino Wrote:
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Sure am.

100 karma points says I sure would enjoy free cable.
Wish I could do that for ya, but I need my job just a teeny bit more than being well liked. Plus, it would only last as long as few posts before I would be smote back to negative whatever I'm at now.
Howie's pic reminded me of the time I dropped a utility knife into my foot. It cartoonishly stood straight up with the blade all the way in. Thankfully, due to my previous numerous mishaps I was up-to-date on tetanus shots
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
Thinking we might need to inform the sellers of our future home that the money amount in our deal is dropping. Had the inspection tonight, and found out that the furnace wasn't quite as new as we were led to believe it was, and will need replacing within a couple of years.
tired and wanting to go back to sleep.. Not thinking I'm going to be able to though
sitting in my work truck listening to the show while I should be working Smile
Having to baby my boss because he's in a pouty mood today . . .

[drop]waaaaa . . . i'm sad about stuff[/drop]
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
A couple hours away from a long weekend... Friday weddings are a fantastic excuse to take the whole day off of work.
pretty excited about fall break.
Wrapping things up at work and not coming back til Monday. Keep it on the grid everyone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joose
avoiding responsibilities by not mowing my lawn and perusing the board.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
home from work and hungry... someone make me some damn dinner
Full of hate, hate, hate, because of a stupid email from an a-hole!!! >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad I think I'll have a beer!!!!!!!!!
mainerliser Wrote:Full of hate, hate, hate, because of a stupid email from an a-hole!!! >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad I think I'll have a beer!!!!!!!!!

Have 10! Then write a reply email . . . that'll make you feel better!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Queenie Wrote:
mainerliser Wrote:Full of hate, hate, hate, because of a stupid email from an a-hole!!! >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad I think I'll have a beer!!!!!!!!!

Have 10! Then write a reply email . . . that'll make you feel better!!

I wrote one, but I have to pass it by my lawyer so I don't get in trouble (it's to my soon to be ex-husband). It kind of takes my true bitchiness out of the reply. I sooooooooo just want to say what's on my mind!!!!
mainerliser Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:Have 10! Then write a reply email . . . that'll make you feel better!!

I wrote one, but I have to pass it by my lawyer so I don't get in trouble (it's to my soon to be ex-husband). It kind of takes my true bitchiness out of the reply. I sooooooooo just want to say what's on my mind!!!!

Don't do it. Let the lawyer do his job.
Wowie Groovie !
wondering why I'm still awake, after tossing around all night, I'm rather pissed that I'm tired and cant sleep
mainerliser Wrote:Full of hate, hate, hate, because of a stupid email from an a-hole!!! >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad I think I'll have a beer!!!!!!!!!

Wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, can't prove a thing. Wink
airhornahole Wrote:
mainerliser Wrote:Full of hate, hate, hate, because of a stupid email from an a-hole!!! >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad I think I'll have a beer!!!!!!!!!

Wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, can't prove a thing. Wink


No, you're in a smartass mood, not dumbass!!

You and Titan made me smile!! Thanks! Smile
mainerliser Wrote:
airhornahole Wrote:Wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, can't prove a thing. Wink


No, you're in a smartass mood, not dumbass!!

You and Titan made me smile!! Thanks! Smile

Glad I can help
Really tired of hearing the stupid "FRED" commercials on WGRD!!!!
I'm drinking a big cup of coffee. Mmmm caffeeen...
happy that I finally fell back asleep and now I'm up and hungry
I just had THE MOST disgusting bite of pizza ever!!! I've made all the guys in my department take a bite and they even think it's gross!!! Need good food! :-X :-X
Eating a chili dog.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Queenie Wrote:Eating a chili dog.

outside the Tastee Freeze?
with Jack and Diane, no less.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Wondering who's in the big town
mad at my kitten, she keeps pooping on the floor, next to the litterbox....
Peachs Wrote:mad at my kitten, she keeps pooping on the floor, next to the litterbox....

Get one with a cover, if you don't already. It may help.
feeling tired and slow after eating lunch.
Watching my son play Madden 08
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
Sorting through nearly 500 photos for my first official submission to Playboy
Wowie Groovie !
airhornahole Wrote:
Peachs Wrote:mad at my kitten, she keeps pooping on the floor, next to the litterbox....

Get one with a cover, if you don't already. It may help.

a cover would not help the situation at all, it's more of a real estate problem than anything.... I went out and purchased our 3rd box today... hopefully she'll get a damn clue


oh.. and who was tellin me that the Sabres were losers???? Tongue to you sirs.. Tongue
Titan ! Wrote:Sorting through nearly 500 photos for my first official submission to Playboy

Really?? How many women are in that 500? And can you post any of the pics?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
Titan ! Wrote:Sorting through nearly 500 photos for my first official submission to Playboy

I know you've mentioned stuff about your weight, which probably means you have big boobs, but I don't think you're the Playboy type. Something tells me they don't dig chest hair. Wink
watching football, waiting to hear back about a car we might buy, and cleaning house in anticipation of dinner guests
Mad Dog Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:Sorting through nearly 500 photos for my first official submission to Playboy

Really?? How many women are in that 500? And can you post any of the pics?


It's one model who wrote me and told me she wanted to send pics to them and asked if I could help her out. Since I'm a generally all around nice guy I told her I would



potthole Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:Sorting through nearly 500 photos for my first official submission to Playboy

I know you've mentioned stuff about your weight, which probably means you have big boobs, but I don't think you're the Playboy type. Something tells me they don't dig chest hair. Wink

>Sad
Wowie Groovie !
Watching Audrey Hepburn. Sigh.....I wish I looked like her!


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