10-12-2008, 05:27 PM
trying to solve a rubik's cube.
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Right now I'm....
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10-12-2008, 05:34 PM
just getting home from a first date
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
10-12-2008, 06:32 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:just getting home from a first date Do tell!! How was it?
10-12-2008, 06:57 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:just getting home from a first date Actually I met her at Uccello's sports returant and I found out just how gorgous she really was. We talked over lunch then we went to Fredric Meijer Gardens and walked and talked. We took pictures of each other by the giant Leonardo Davinci horse. We had such a good time that we decided to go to a movie tomorrow. I can't wait!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
10-12-2008, 07:08 PM
watching football, updating my LJ and Myspace and wishing my tummy didn't hate me....
10-13-2008, 05:57 AM
Mad Dog Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:Do tell!! How was it? That sounds so nice! I think I need to go out on a date! Do you know anyone in southern Maine? 
10-13-2008, 08:55 AM
Thinking I have a pinched nerve in my back. My right leg feels numb and tingly.
10-13-2008, 01:59 PM
Went to the Machine gun shoot in Knob Creek Saturday, it was super fun.
10-13-2008, 03:11 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Actually I met her at Uccello's sports returant and I found out just how gorgous she really was. We talked over lunch then we went to Fredric Meijer Gardens and walked and talked. We took pictures of each other by the giant Leonardo Davinci horse. We had such a good time that we decided to go to a movie tomorrow. I can't wait!! Try plentyoffish.com Its' totally free and it works. The people on there are all real. You just have to come up with a workable profile (which is all on the site) and pics of your self. Oh and actually respond to guys who like you. Thats how I met this date.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
10-13-2008, 05:00 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:That sounds so nice! I think I need to go out on a date! Do you know anyone in southern Maine? Thanks for the info!
10-13-2008, 05:02 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Try plentyoffish.com Its' totally free and it works. The people on there are all real. You just have to come up with a workable profile (which is all on the site) and pics of your self. Oh and actually respond to guys who like you. Thats how I met this date. Happy dating!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
10-13-2008, 06:53 PM
Bored.......and waiting for football.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
10-14-2008, 05:59 AM
sunshyne Wrote:Went to the Machine gun shoot in Knob Creek Saturday, it was super fun. Is that the same Knob Creek where they brew the whisky? Cause if so, I think machine guns and whisky could make for an interesting weekend.
Wowie Groovie !
10-14-2008, 06:56 AM
Titan ! Wrote:sunshyne Wrote:Went to the Machine gun shoot in Knob Creek Saturday, it was super fun. Knob Creek Whiskey .... drool.
10-14-2008, 08:38 AM
airhornahole Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Is that the same Knob Creek where they brew the whisky? Cause if so, I think machine guns and whisky could make for an interesting weekend. Yep, same place I think. I was fun, lots of big guns and explosions. Flamethrowers, 50 cals., machine guns that shot so rapidly it sounded like someone giving a raspberry. 'Phhpttt' 
10-14-2008, 09:16 AM
Jo Wrote:trying to solve a rubik's cube. Must......resist........temptation......
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-14-2008, 09:21 AM
Admin Wrote:Jo Wrote:trying to solve a rubik's cube. i'll have you know i solved it and was very proud of myself.
10-14-2008, 09:40 AM
Taking the stickers off and putting them back on doesn't count.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-14-2008, 12:00 PM
wondering why that squirrel jumped in front of my car.
10-14-2008, 12:04 PM
Jo Wrote:wondering why that squirrel jumped in front of my car. He didn't want to live anymore. His little squirrel girlfriend cheated on him with a rat! He saw you coming, and knew that the rage in your eyes meant you weren't going to try to slow down. Maybe now he can go visit his grandmother and Squirrel Jesus.
10-14-2008, 12:09 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Jo Wrote:wondering why that squirrel jumped in front of my car. probably. reminds me of my bird that killed itself.
10-14-2008, 12:10 PM
Jo Wrote:fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:He didn't want to live anymore. His little squirrel girlfriend cheated on him with a rat! Yeah. But his problem is that he was blessed with the gift of flight and he had to spend his life standing on a STICK!! -Brian Regan
10-14-2008, 12:18 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:[drop]Cool story, horrible bitch[/drop] what's your problem? getting all pissy on a messageboard isn't a good look. 
10-14-2008, 12:34 PM
Once again, an attempt at humor. Guess I'm not so great at it.
10-14-2008, 12:37 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Once again, an attempt at humor. Guess I'm not so great at it. Don't let it get you down. I'm sure you are great at other things. Like repelling sunlight, for instance.
10-14-2008, 12:38 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Once again, an attempt at humor. Guess I'm not so great at it. That's right! He can be taught!
10-14-2008, 12:39 PM
Jo Wrote:wondering why that squirrel jumped in front of my car. why to be a speedbump...of course..
10-14-2008, 01:24 PM
I'm just hating life this afternoon! Happy day!!
10-14-2008, 01:36 PM
mainerliser Wrote:I'm just hating life this afternoon! Happy day!! Hey! Me too! I really think you have more to be upset about being that you're going through a divorce, but I just want to skip the next couple of months altogether! Should we start a club? 
10-14-2008, 01:53 PM
Right now i'm:
looking at my stocks and mutual funds.... not bad...only down 99.51% ....eff....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-14-2008, 01:57 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right now i'm: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!....Don't exaggerate.
10-14-2008, 02:00 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right now i'm: oh it's the truth....granted it was only a few grand but it's down 99 percent. Don't invest in mortgage banks right before a depression....apparently
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-14-2008, 02:02 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!....Don't exaggerate. ....scratching this little nugget down.....
10-14-2008, 02:24 PM
Thinking about a trip west to gather some evidence for a theory that I've been working on. Hope I have good luck
Wowie Groovie !
10-14-2008, 02:25 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Thinking about a trip west to gather some evidence for a theory that I've been working on. Hope I have good luck Spill. Aliens? Roswell?
10-14-2008, 02:26 PM
Fistor Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Thinking about a trip west to gather some evidence for a theory that I've been working on. Hope I have good luck Grand Canyon causes weight loss
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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