10-15-2008, 01:39 PM
Would you hand me that bottle? The Dr says I should put some of the creme on in order to avoid spreading the rash.
Wowie Groovie !
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10-15-2008, 02:11 PM
Admin Wrote:Titan: *snicker
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-15-2008, 03:25 PM
Admin Wrote:Unveil the glowing dong! Vagtastic Voyage!! Yes, that is what I said the name of the porn I'm making right now is! Why? Did you change your mind? .... or did I even ask you? 
10-15-2008, 03:26 PM
You already have HIV, right?
and I'll add V just to set it straight... VD.... Nooooo it's not contagious....... I don't think.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-15-2008, 03:40 PM
Zippity Doo Dah!!! My crank feels like popcorn!!!!
10-15-2008, 03:40 PM
Letters you might find in a bowl of alphabet soup.
A
10-15-2008, 03:42 PM
B
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-15-2008, 03:48 PM
CDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Things you can say to the waiter while on a blind date to impress the lady. Away with this soup. It displeases me.
10-15-2008, 03:52 PM
Before we order, would you like to choose the wine?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-15-2008, 04:38 PM
Cocksucker I said I wanted this steak rare, get the manager over here now!!!!
10-15-2008, 10:40 PM
Dare I say the lady (*gestures accross table) ought order first? (*winks with knowing smile)
((pretend these letters are white)--> I'm a real hit with the ladies  )
10-16-2008, 08:09 AM
Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-16-2008, 08:20 AM
Do you want to see my 12" wang?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-16-2008, 08:57 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:Do you want to see my 12" wang?You would say that to the waiter?
10-16-2008, 09:03 AM
Eight Thousand Dollars a bottle? Not a problem. Bring two bottles.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-16-2008, 09:10 AM
Frank, bring the violin quartet and massage my date's feet.
10-16-2008, 09:13 AM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:Do you want to see my 12" wang?You would say that to the waiter? If I had a 12" wang, I'd probably say it to EVERYONE!!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-16-2008, 09:15 AM
Get me a bottle of your finest wine, and a couple of candles.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-16-2008, 10:09 AM
Hey bitch! (to waitress, obviously) Come over here! Stand and deliver! [/carl]
10-16-2008, 10:19 AM
I'll take the check, and I'll be paying cash because my credit is screwed up, I have seven kids and I don't want my wife to be able to track this $200 meal back to me.....
10-16-2008, 10:21 AM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I'll take the check, and I'll be paying cash because my credit is screwed up, I have seven kids and I don't want my wife to be able to track this $200 meal back to me..... I think fetus missed the point...yeahhhh....don't tell him he's slow, it might hurt his feelings. He might just need another hot pocket.... - In the whisper voice of Jim Gaffigan
10-16-2008, 11:41 AM
Just a minute, garcon. I believe the ladyfriend was about to compliment my sweet pencil-thin mustache.
10-16-2008, 12:16 PM
Kleenex! Yes you heard me! Kleenex! The beautiful lady has had a little too much fun with me under the table, and I couldn't help but to produce.....
(Ok. I'll wait until the next subject to add any more....Apparently, I'm not so keen on manners with the ladies at dinner)
10-16-2008, 01:42 PM
Lou, the wine menu, toot sweet. Your name isn't Lou? So the Eff what. Wine menu. Now.
10-16-2008, 01:45 PM
Mignon. That's a funny word when you think about it. What does it mean, Lou? Don't answer that. I know what it means. It means I'll put a foot in your ass if you don't make with the wine menu right this second.
10-16-2008, 02:32 PM
Nothing for her. She will be eating something else later.
10-16-2008, 02:41 PM
Oh Henri!! Get the lady another drink please sir.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-16-2008, 03:19 PM
Quid pro quo, waiter? No, I have no idea what that means. Something to do with squid. Calamari for everyone. And by everyone I mean just us. And by just us I mean her. Squid is Effing disgusting.
10-16-2008, 03:25 PM
Remove those snails from her plate immediately. You'd think in a fancy place like this we wouldn't have to tolerate snails on the plate.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-16-2008, 03:28 PM
Seafood? AAAAAAAAAH. Get it? SEE-FOOD? Laugh. Because it's funny. Laugh or I'll buy this place and fire you. That's better. Now go away.
10-16-2008, 03:33 PM
Tell me how my taint look....cause she's going to be seeing later and I want to make sure it's nice.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
10-16-2008, 03:37 PM
Under the table is your tip. BAM, kick to the face. That's how I roll, homey. Now you're bleeding on my shoe. Leave.
10-16-2008, 03:44 PM
Vag? <--(what a great waiter name) Fetch me a beer and a roofie colad
10-16-2008, 04:02 PM
Waiter could you please give lady everything she asks for and I do mean everything *wink*
10-16-2008, 10:00 PM
yeah......I want some steak...yeah.....for my tummy party....yeah........
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