10-14-2008, 03:26 PM
Doing the Happy Dance...Stupid ass Adam Jones (Pacman), just got suspended indefenitely from the NFL....
Sooo glad the Titan's got rid of him.
Sooo glad the Titan's got rid of him.
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Right now I'm....
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10-14-2008, 03:33 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Think Canada will take him ? Too hard to be thug in Canada. Have you read/heard all the stupid things that...."man", has done? He'll probably make a rap CD next. What a waste. 
10-14-2008, 03:56 PM
Trying to keep up with all the posts on the board today . . . dang, it's been one busy day on here.
andanevenbusierdayattheoffice
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-14-2008, 05:58 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:I'm just hating life this afternoon! Happy day!! Sounds like a good club. Can we just drink ourselves into oblivion for a few months? 
10-14-2008, 06:20 PM
mainerliser Wrote:fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Hey! Me too! I'll be the first member to join, and as my "membership dues" I will bring all of the following: 4 large bottles of Jack Daniels 2 Kegs of Guinness 2 Large Bottles of Jose Cuervo Gold 10 large bottles of Maker's Mark And 1 2 lb bag of Hindu Kush However I expect to be named "member supreme"
Wowie Groovie !
10-14-2008, 07:12 PM
jbizzle Wrote:wishing Id meet a cool girl hi. w00t. 
10-14-2008, 08:30 PM
really enjoying this joke even though I like Sarah Palin.
What is the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and her vagina? Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarted.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
10-15-2008, 04:29 AM
Titan ! Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:Sounds like a good club. Can we just drink ourselves into oblivion for a few months? Hail the supreme leader!! :-* 
10-15-2008, 08:12 AM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:What is the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and her vagina? Ouch!!!! Oh, I'm passing that one along!
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
10-15-2008, 09:09 AM
Still pissed about the eye gouging stories this morning. Being the parent of a child who lost an eye to a senseless accident, it really hit home. Self imposed ban.
10-15-2008, 09:41 AM
thinking about my shop teacher who lost half his fingers showing us what not to do on a table saw. He was perfect for the job.
10-15-2008, 10:06 AM
mainerliser Wrote:Really having a bad day! You have used up your bad days. I forbid you to have any more. (plays Partridge Family theme,"C'mon Get Happy")
10-15-2008, 12:29 PM
Having to go through threads instead of last 50 posts because I got online late today . . . DAMMIT.
its really hard keeping up these days . . . mega posters
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-15-2008, 01:18 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Really having a bad day! I'm gonna have to agree With Plungee, you are banned from having bad days for at least 1 month.
Wowie Groovie !
10-15-2008, 04:49 PM
Titan ! Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:Really having a bad day! Tell the "dumbass" to quit being a prick! He's really pissed me off this time! 
10-15-2008, 05:01 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:I'm gonna have to agree With Plungee, you are banned from having bad days for at least 1 month. Who?? And Why??
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
10-15-2008, 05:51 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:I'm gonna have to agree With Plungee, you are banned from having bad days for at least 1 month. want us to give him some harassing phone calls ? all we need is his number
Wowie Groovie !
10-15-2008, 05:53 PM
Titan ! Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:Tell the "dumbass" to quit being a prick! He's really pissed me off this time! Boy, am I tempted!!
10-15-2008, 10:47 PM
posting while sleeping. Seriously, this is the thumbs talking here. Just like that sprint comercial. Didn't belive it was actual footage? Well it was me they were filming, and as you can plainly see, I am fantastic. Plainly.
Thumbs are digets too. (always wanted to get the word out)
10-16-2008, 09:26 AM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Thumbs are digets too. Too bad you couldn't have spelled it right as well . . .  digit
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-16-2008, 09:49 AM
My thumbs obviously cannot spell. It runs in the family.
10-16-2008, 10:26 AM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:My thumbs obviously cannot spell. It runs in the family. You should have had someone else teach them spelling and told them to spend less time exploring the great caverns of your bootay. Maybe they would've been more intelligent and less stinky.
10-16-2008, 10:41 AM
Hey my thumbs are free spirits. I let them do whatever they want. They need to be who they are. And they like being stinky.
10-16-2008, 10:57 AM
Of what? My thumbs or me? Remember, my thumbs have their own free will, so seperate them from me as I do.
10-16-2008, 11:07 AM
Internet rule of humor #127:
Don't harp on the same joke.
10-16-2008, 11:09 AM
does you bottom have a mind of it's own too?
10-16-2008, 11:40 AM
then he should remind the thumbs that he is an exit only.
10-16-2008, 11:58 AM
trying to resist........
#$@&%~!! icantdoititsimpossible
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-16-2008, 11:58 AM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Is Michigan on Central time? EST
10-16-2008, 12:01 PM
Gotcha. I knew Wisconsin was on central time, but I didn't know about Mich.
10-16-2008, 12:02 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:trying to resist........ resist what? |
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