10-09-2008, 02:10 PM
How was lunch?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
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A question for my answer
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10-10-2008, 08:30 AM
Who you callin a ho? Can I still have the rum?
Secretaries secretly run the world!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-10-2008, 09:22 AM
Are you realy the monarc of your nation?
Ba-zing!
10-10-2008, 10:24 AM
What sound would get from a lamb if it were cross-bred with a bee?
I know that was really corny.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-10-2008, 10:34 AM
Holy cow, what's wrong with your turd?
tick tock burp, tick tock burp
10-10-2008, 10:39 AM
How does a clock have hiccups?
I put the check in the mail as requested.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-10-2008, 01:21 PM
Where's my money, man?
I don't want to go to traffic school.....again.
10-10-2008, 01:30 PM
Why is Queenie driving you everywhere?
Try Bud Dry.
10-10-2008, 01:38 PM
What beer makes you so ugly?
I'm not that mingery.
10-10-2008, 01:41 PM
WHat's the one wish you would ask of a genie in a bottle?
Because I think the world would be a better place.
10-10-2008, 01:44 PM
Why should we get the Dr. adult literacy lessons?
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your nose.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-10-2008, 01:46 PM
Why do you have snot coming out of your face?
She said she loved me.
10-10-2008, 01:53 PM
Why are you stabbing yourself?
Not yet, but coming soon to a carpool near you.
10-10-2008, 07:08 PM
If your talking to yourself in the middle of the woods and there is no one around to hear you does that make you crazy..?
If at first you don't succeed, suck, suck, until you do suck seed 
10-10-2008, 07:59 PM
cellaratt, what's your life motto?
prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch slap.
10-11-2008, 09:04 AM
What's your graduation thesis statement ?
They found the carcasses of more than 500 raccoons in her basment.
Wowie Groovie !
10-11-2008, 10:39 PM
Did you notice the smell and all the flies at Mrs. Boone's house?
Christmas first, then New Years.
10-12-2008, 07:38 AM
Think you'll get laid this year ?
3000 years and eastern medicine hasn't cured shit .
Wowie Groovie !
10-13-2008, 12:06 PM
Why do you have open sores all over your body?
I want a cape and mask
10-13-2008, 01:39 PM
Uh titan . . . you forgot something. How do I follow this??
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-14-2008, 06:33 AM
what the hell ?
Umm..... Follow it with a bucket, broom and scoop shovel. The cat was high on cat nip.
Wowie Groovie !
10-14-2008, 09:14 AM
Why is my cat literally jumping off the walls?
It happens to everyone once.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-15-2008, 08:56 AM
What did Queen say to Plunger last night ?
That's the 5th time I've been late this week, and it's only Tuesday.
Wowie Groovie !
10-15-2008, 09:02 AM
What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard?
I'm pretty sure that's not where that goes.
10-15-2008, 09:26 AM
What did queenie say to you last night?
Draino and gasoline makes a big boom
10-15-2008, 09:39 AM
What's the one thing you remember from high school chem class ?
D path was closed, but he was pretty agile so he was able to quickly spark C path before the regimental commander noticed.
Wowie Groovie !
10-15-2008, 10:16 AM
Why didn't he take it up the A hole?
the sprinkler system turned on and she got all wet. Now she looks like a drowned rat.
10-15-2008, 11:44 AM
Why do you have a rat fetish?
That's because I'm cool!
10-15-2008, 12:19 PM
Why is there ice stuck to your ass?
I have one here and one to go.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-15-2008, 12:29 PM
Hows your boob surgery going?
It makes me go boing
10-15-2008, 12:39 PM
Why do you sing to yourself when playing "When I Touch Myself"?
It doesn't have to be that way.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-15-2008, 01:30 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear ?
I floss my tooth with a plastic shopping bag
Wowie Groovie !
10-16-2008, 09:51 AM
Titan, why do you only have one shopping bag?
I need to eat breakfast before I do.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-16-2008, 10:08 AM
Isn't there a gay/lesbian rally in the park today?
I'd rather be fishing.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-16-2008, 10:14 AM
What's with the fillet knife?
That's not so great
10-16-2008, 01:26 PM
Your ex girlfriend wrote a poem about your penis ?
it tastes like a mixture of old coffee, fresh cheese, and little hatred in a bottle
Wowie Groovie !
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