10-16-2008, 12:06 PM
Your 4 lane highway anus.
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Right now I'm....
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10-16-2008, 12:08 PM
judging by your curious thumbs, i would imagine that you were more likely to have a 4 lane highway anus.....
Mine just has an exit ramp. 
10-16-2008, 12:12 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:trying to resist........ Why, the FISTORIZATION OF HIS POSTS, OF COURSE!!!@# it'slikethecrack
10-16-2008, 12:17 PM
???
<----- Even more confused than before. Slow it down a bit for a southern boy.
10-16-2008, 12:18 PM
I. Post. In. A. Certain. Manner.
Howie. Is. Finding. It. Difficult (Hard). To. Resist. Posting. In. The. Same. Manner.
10-16-2008, 12:24 PM
I got that part. It was what Howie said that flew over my head.
But good job explaining what you meant. The only thing that may have helped is if you had spoken louder. 
10-16-2008, 12:40 PM
[drop] I don't know what we're yelling about!![/drop]
10-16-2008, 03:58 PM
Thinking E! true Hollywood Story has way to many commercials. and I now know more than I ever wanted to about the show Home Improvement
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
10-16-2008, 04:11 PM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Thinking E! true Hollywood Story has way to many commercials. and I now know more than I ever wanted to about the show Home Improvement You have too much time on your hands right now, don't you? Looks like you want to help paint in a couple of weeks! 
10-16-2008, 04:12 PM
spending every hour trying to get ahead of my homework before work starts up friday.
10-16-2008, 04:21 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:every hour except this one. multi-tasking. look it up.
10-16-2008, 04:24 PM
I know the term velly velly well. It was actually part of the Social Security discussion today in the Touchy Subjects forum.
Kudos. Hope you have a 3.757 or higher. (not being facetious)
10-16-2008, 04:29 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I know the term velly velly well. It was actually part of the Social Security discussion today in the Touchy Subjects forum. solid 3.8(being jaunty)
10-16-2008, 04:35 PM
Yeah that was me until my senior year. Then my two jobs got the best of me and my "magna" popped off. Oh well, there's always graduate school to get it back!
10-16-2008, 07:55 PM
potthole Wrote:FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Thinking E! true Hollywood Story has way to many commercials. and I now know more than I ever wanted to about the show Home Improvement It's practice before I get to prime and base paint the nursey.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
10-16-2008, 09:21 PM
need I say more
10-17-2008, 07:56 AM
Pissed! My company is "job compleate"ing me. So at the end of October, I'm as good as fired. Where's that damned angry smiley when you need it?
10-17-2008, 07:58 AM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Pissed! My company is "job compleate"ing me. So at the end of October, I'm as good as fired. Where's that damned angry smiley when you need it? Post some skills (besides being drunk by a fire). Someone here may know where they need your type. 
10-17-2008, 08:01 AM
airhornahole Wrote:Dr. Stupid Wrote:Pissed! My company is "job compleate"ing me. So at the end of October, I'm as good as fired. Where's that damned angry smiley when you need it? filling a little yellow tent along side the road and posting on a message board via iphone
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-17-2008, 08:41 AM
No college degree, but I have a good understanding of computer hardware. No idea with software, can't kill viruses for the life of me. The past year I have worked for the phone company, so I know telecom stuff well. I can chase trouble in wires and find faults, never done that inside, but the only difference would be footages I would be working with. I would like $11/hr at least, because I can make that type of money delivering pizza. So wires and computer building and rebuilding would be my strongest skills.
10-17-2008, 08:48 AM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:No college degree, but I have a good understanding of computer hardware. No idea with software, can't kill viruses for the life of me. The past year I have worked for the phone company, so I know telecom stuff well. I can chase trouble in wires and find faults, never done that inside, but the only difference would be footages I would be working with. I would like $11/hr at least, because I can make that type of money delivering pizza. So wires and computer building and rebuilding would be my strongest skills. Comcast...my buddy works for comcast and had no degree and little real experiance and is now doing really really well....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-17-2008, 09:13 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Sell yourself on Craig's list Got-dammit, don't ever make me laugh again. 
10-17-2008, 09:42 AM
Having to do my filing . . . gosh I hate freakin filing.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-17-2008, 09:47 AM
Queenie Wrote:Having to do my filing . . . gosh I hate freakin filing. ![[Image: SuperStock_1444R-178057.jpg]](http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1444/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1444R-178057.jpg)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-17-2008, 09:52 AM
+1 . . . but not that kinda of filing, ya goof!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-17-2008, 10:05 AM
sunshyne Wrote:bored and hungry.... is it lunch time yet? Why yes it is...and we have a salesman visiting today so FREE LUNCH...Nothing better than free chicken wings!!! No honey, we're not going to Hooter's.....ok, yes we are..
10-17-2008, 10:21 AM
sunshyne Wrote:bored and hungry.... is it lunch time yet? Hell. It's 5:00 somewhere. It's gotta be lunchtime somewhere too! *takes big bite of my late 10:00 daily snack
10-17-2008, 10:38 AM
Well that's a big heaping pile of cow dung!!
whendoigettogotohootersagain
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-17-2008, 10:41 AM
You should always go to hooter's on wednesday. $11.99 all you can eat wings any way you like 'em.
10-17-2008, 10:45 AM
Right now I'm wondering why my Yahoo messenger Launchcast is ignoring the fact that I told it to never play Nickelback again.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-17-2008, 10:47 AM
foof Wrote:going to take a big crap WOW ! That's an awesome first post. Becky should be all over you in 5 or 10 minutes, just make sure you've got you shots updated.
Wowie Groovie !
10-17-2008, 10:48 AM
Your first post us about a bowel movement? That is Dr. approved! +1!
10-17-2008, 10:55 AM
airhornahole Wrote:thinking someone lied about their age. As long as she doesn't tell anyone, you might be ok. Just make sure she knows not to tell her parents. They're the ones that would have to prosecute. |
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