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Titan ! Wrote:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz your restaurant is boring.
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Things Becky might say on a first date.
Ass!, I will eff you in the Ass
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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Bend over bitch!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Could you guys please take off your helmets and pads? I can't see out the rearview mirror.
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Damn, that ain't gonna work!
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DP? Okay.
Wowie Groovie !
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Everywhere...shoot it everywhere!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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How's that feel? SLAP!! SLAP!!! How's that feel!!????
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I don't think we are going there anytime soon!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Just kidding! I WON'T realy be endearing, cute, OR charming! Oh, and the tracking device I put in your brain has a bomb in it, so don't even THINK about another peice of ass! (with evil loving smile)
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Kiss me softly. Then tell me you love me, even if you're lying to me it's okay, I will still let you get to 6th base, just please promise to call me tomorrow okay ?
Wowie Groovie !
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Let go??!! But, I don't want to let go!! I want to hold onto you forever. Marry me. I love you. I want to spend forever with you.
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Massage me ? Okay, after that you will get the suck job of your life, I will gladly wear my Wonder Woman costume, and call you Bruce if you want.
Wowie Groovie !
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Nice tits......wish I had a pair like that
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OMG this category sucks!!!!
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Quite sucky, it is.
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Vacuum the wax out of your ears. It's sucktastic.
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Xylophone time! Break it down!
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"Youuuuuu. Got what I neeeeeeeeed. And you say he's just a friend. And you say he's just a friend. OH BABY YOU......"
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Zero. Lose the aforementioned and get with the hero.
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What you say to your daughter's first date upon meeting him for the first time.
Alright - see that hole I just dug? It's not big enough for a human body. Unless I break it into parts. Capiche?
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Be aware that I know how to hurt you in ways that don't leave marks.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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can you guess how many guns i own?
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Do you value your llife? Because I don't value your life.
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every once in a while i get that urge to kill....you get that?
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Flowers are required if you wish to take out my princess. Next time remember that. Who am I kidding? There won't be a next time. There won't even be a this time. Stay right there while I fire up the wood chipper.
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Get any ideas and I'll be showing you how this works...ah what the hell, this is how it works...
pull em out Whippledick
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Have you seen my secret torture room?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I love my daughter, but I don't care if you live or die. You decide.
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J-hole, thats where i'll be shoving the barrell of the gun
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:J-hole, thats where i'll be shoving the barrell of the gun
J hole?
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Seriously... what the hell is a J-hole???
Kiss her.... I dare you. Then give him a really loooooong uncomfortable stare, where he's not quite sure if you're kidding or not.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Kid, I know what boys your age think. I was there once. If a single thought like that enters your mind tonight, I will kill you. (another long uncomfortable stare....)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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