Posts: 5,567
Threads: 179
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
The dog ate some gunpowder, the baby has an ear infection, and Brian called and said the judge overturned his probation so he won't be home for Christmas after all.
Is there a vitamin that cures stupid ?
Wowie Groovie !
Posts: 632
Threads: 7
Joined: Sep 2008
Reputation:
0
Nope, I tryed them all.
Where did my boss go?
Posts: 1,323
Threads: 1
Joined: Aug 2008
Reputation:
0
lazy bastard probably went to his office.
Why can't I drink anymore?
Posts: 1,818
Threads: 0
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
rehab is for quiters.
Who are we going to get to milk those cows?
Posts: 632
Threads: 7
Joined: Sep 2008
Reputation:
0
airhornahole Wrote:lazy bastard probably went to his office.
Why can't I drink anymore? +1
Posts: 3,337
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
they can milk themselves.
why... just why?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
Posts: 632
Threads: 7
Joined: Sep 2008
Reputation:
0
Because you touch yourself at night.
What does this hot chick see in me?
Posts: 3,337
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
your better looking friend.
you got a problem with that?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
Posts: 1,828
Threads: 44
Joined: Jun 2009
Reputation:
0
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Because you touch yourself at night.
What does this hot chick see in me?
There is a clock on the wall just above your head.
I'm tired after lunch. Should I make a half a pot of coffee?
Posts: 7,070
Threads: 118
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
If you're going to have a "post fest" like you did yesterday, you'd better.
Why did Godzilla eat the marshmallow man?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Posts: 5,567
Threads: 179
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Cause the marshmallow man was sticking it to his wife.
how long do you intend to keep doing that ?
Wowie Groovie !
Posts: 3,337
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
as long as i fee like it.
What's it to ya?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
Posts: 5,567
Threads: 179
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:30 minutes of Metalacolypse = .5% lower IQ
(Sylar as good guy is an unexpected twist)
what is your dying wish ?
NO SPOILS!
It's not a spoil if it's been broadcast
Wowie Groovie !
Posts: 7,070
Threads: 118
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Philly Mike Wrote:as long as i feel like it.
What's it to ya?
I just don't feel like working today.
Are moose violent?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Posts: 632
Threads: 7
Joined: Sep 2008
Reputation:
0
Only if you shoot them.
What the eff is that?
Posts: 3,337
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
your face, stop looking in the mirror.
do you like it?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
Posts: 5,567
Threads: 179
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Not really but the pay is good.
When's the next Friday the 13th movie coming out ?
Wowie Groovie !
Posts: 3,337
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
hopefully it won't.
mario or sonic?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
Posts: 1,818
Threads: 0
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Posts: 5,567
Threads: 179
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Dr. Stupid's weekend entertianment choices
Ever heard of lake Ippawash ?
Wowie Groovie !
Posts: 3,337
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
can't say I have.
why do you wear so much makeup?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
Posts: 5,567
Threads: 179
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Becky says it helps hide the ugly.
Is that candy in your pocket ?
Wowie Groovie !
Posts: 3,337
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
nope, I'm just happy to see you.
why do you hate me?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
Posts: 632
Threads: 7
Joined: Sep 2008
Reputation:
0
You're from Philly, what's to like?
Who likes pie?
Posts: 7,070
Threads: 118
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Mikey, he likes everything.
What happened in here?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Posts: 3,337
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
evedently no one likes me because i am from philly but i like everything ...
are you going to eat that?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
Posts: 878
Threads: 13
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
not yet, but i licked it. back off.
how do you get a girl to take her pants off?
Posts: 3,337
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
I show her what I bring to the party
how do you sneak out when your finished?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
Posts: 1,262
Threads: 11
Joined: Oct 2008
Reputation:
0
the window and very slowly.
why am i up at 8 for a wedding that starts at 12 when i got home at 4?
Posts: 5,567
Threads: 179
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Your guilty conscience won't let you sleep.
What's in the blue bottle ?
Wowie Groovie !
Posts: 566
Threads: 11
Joined: Jul 2008
Reputation:
0
Magic pills that distract me from thinking about my insomnia all night.
Why can't I sleep?
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
Posts: 5,567
Threads: 179
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Not enough of the magic pills. and it's only 8:30
where the hell did the weekend go ?
Wowie Groovie !
Posts: 632
Threads: 7
Joined: Sep 2008
Reputation:
0
Same place your sobriety went.
What did I eat that made my farts all noxious?
Posts: 7,070
Threads: 118
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
I thought you said they were always that way.
Is it breaktime?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Posts: 5,567
Threads: 179
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
I thought you RAN your office Queenie, isn't it break time when you F'ing say it is ?
Are the Dexter books as good as the TV show ?
Wowie Groovie !
Posts: 7,070
Threads: 118
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Actually, the books are better.
Is it Friday yet?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Posts: 632
Threads: 7
Joined: Sep 2008
Reputation:
0
No, and it won't be till Friday.
What the hell does a purple sex bracelet mean?
Posts: 7,070
Threads: 118
Joined: Jun 2008
Reputation:
0
Sorry, you weren't a winner, don't try again.
Seriously, did you have a good time?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Posts: 632
Threads: 7
Joined: Sep 2008
Reputation:
0
Most assuradly I did. Though disapionted that my bracelet means nothing.
Will it warm up for holloween?
Posts: 1,262
Threads: 11
Joined: Oct 2008
Reputation:
0
no whaaay.
who's working for the weekend?!
|