Right now I'm....

[Titan!]

getting ready for a client meeting and polishing my sales pitch

Just show them the photo of 7 you's. No pitch needed.

Actually for this client, and assignment, that wouldn't be a bad choice of photos to show them, however I don't have a print of it. And if you look at the feet in a couple of them they just aren't right.

[potthole]

getting ready for a client meeting and polishing my sales pitch

Does her mother know of this meeting?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

getting ready for a client meeting and polishing my sales pitch

Does her mother know of this meeting?

Legally, she'd have to in order to sign the permission slip.

[peachs]

Peachs, the ultra high radio wave plug in rodent deterrent works great but if you have a multi storied house then you need to put one on each level including the basement.

they really work eh?

we always had to 'change mode of action' at our old house. The mice would wise up but the glue traps and old school traps workd the best.

just don't forget where you put the traps...or you'll have mouse mummies laying in drawers and cabinents.

we practically lived in a field so they'd climb in our cars and in our house and make nests everywhere....

little peckers :-[

gonna use the sticky traps.... Can't use poison, we've got cats. Don't like the snappy kind, because I can't seem to set them without Effin up a finger or two, and I dont want to put the money out for the electronical ones, too fancy-schmansy for me...

besides, the sticky ones are sufficient, I just need to get things off the counter and into the cupboards efficiently now....

[agentsmith]

right now I'm:
Driving home from my date. That started 22 hours ago.
(white letters--> I am an effin pimp)

[Titan!]

right now I'm:
Driving home from my date. That started 22 hours ago.
(white letters--> I am an effin pimp)

That's awesome Doc, good for you. What's his name ?

[peachs]

right now I'm:
Driving home from my date. That started 22 hours ago.
(white letters--> I am an effin pimp)

That's awesome Doc, good for you. What's his name ?

bwahahahahahaha!!!

[potthole]

right now I'm:
Driving home from my date. That started 22 hours ago.
(white letters--> I am an effin pimp)

That's awesome Doc, good for you. What's his name ?

+1

[agentsmith]

dammit... Always with the setup. The sad part is I never see the burn coming.

[beckyp]

thinking we should get that Cold War started up again. Effing Russia...

[agentsmith]

thinking about when I get to 'cash in' my sex bracelet. Only 3 more hours of work...

[Howie Feltersnatch]

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Come hither little attention whore!

[burnking]

dammit... Always with the setup. The sad part is I never see the burn coming.

They have pills you can take to get rid of that burn. Might want to let him know so he can get tested, too.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

dammit... Always with the setup. The sad part is I never see the burn coming.

They have pills you can take to get rid of that burn. Might want to let him know so he can get tested, too.

Yeah, you may have tried wrapping up when you went to that brothel every day for seven years....

[Howie Feltersnatch]

They have pills you can take to get rid of that burn. Might want to let him know so he can get tested, too.

Yeah, you may have tried wrapping up when you went to that brothel every day for seven years....

brothel = rim job in alley?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Yeah, you may have tried wrapping up when you went to that brothel every day for seven years....

brothel = rim job in alley?

brothel = his mom and sister's shared bedroom

[agentsmith]

...

...

...

fine

...

I will stop with the talking of my awsome girl

...

...

...

bastards <--them are white letters, a-hole

[airhornahole]

...

...

...

fine

...

I will stop with the talking of my awsome girl

...

...

...

bastards <--them are white letters, a-hole

Is she from "Canada" or do you meet her at "band camp"?

[agentsmith]

She is from Korea, if you must know. (yeah haha mail order bride joke, I get it) And I met her at a coffee house.

[peachs]

effing gir... the knob for the fan control in my car doesnt work and i need a new one... feck.......

[Rock Monster]

thinking about when I get to 'cash in' my sex bracelet. Only 3 more hours of work...

cash in = take off
sex bracelet = watch

He need to take it off, so he doesn't smack his testies with it during his "alone time" after work.

[Rock Monster]

She is from Korea, if you must know. (yeah haha mail order bride joke, I get it) And I met her at a coffee house.

The ones that speak english know that you're a dolt, huh?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

thinking about when I get to 'cash in' my sex bracelet. Only 3 more hours of work...

cash in = take off
sex bracelet = watch

He need to take it off, so he doesn't smack his testies with it during his "alone time" after work.

you've earned that exalt

[fustercluck]

Is she Russian and look like this?


If so, you should get her a nice ring.


That way you can ask her to take it off when she has sex with other guys to make you feel better.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Dr., don't worry. We will all be supportive.

[peachs]

Is she Russian and look like this?


If so, you should get her a nice ring.


That way you can ask her to take it off when she has sex with other guys to make you feel better.

....ouch.....

[fustercluck]

There is a story behind that one... ^^^

[agentsmith]

Korean Does not mean Russian.
She speaks English (she was adopted)
And y'all are just jelous

[Queenie]

[airhornahole]

Korean Does not mean Russian.
She speaks English (she was adopted)
And y'all are just jelous

Most of us are married and can get it whenever we want. It's just fun treating you like a punching bag. :o

[peachs]

hah Queenie, that is awesome

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Korean Does not mean Russian.
She speaks English (she was adopted)
And y'all are just jelous

nah...my wife calls me a retard when I do something stupid, she's perfect

[Rock Monster]

And y'all are just jelous

of your great spelling ability, and intelligence, right?

[agentsmith]

Im trying to take Titan's throne as the most beaten member on the board. So far I'm well on my way.

And single life has it's perks

[fustercluck]

I don't think that is going to happen. Titan is in a league of his own. I'd smite you, but I can't waste the vote

[dino]

Im trying to take Titan's throne as the most beaten member on the board. So far I'm well on my way.

No, you still have quite a while until you hit that milestone. This is nothing. Titan takes more than this in his sleep.

[agentsmith]

And y'all are just jelous

of your great spelling ability, and intelligence, right?

Obviusly. Them are me best qwalityz.

[agentsmith]

Im trying to take Titan's throne as the most beaten member on the board. So far I'm well on my way.

No, you still have quite a while until you hit that milestone. This is nothing. Titan takes more than this in his sleep.

Time, good Dino, give it time.

[Rock Monster]

Titan takes more than this in his sleep.

He prefers to take it in his sleep, so he doesn't have to have the shame of looking Bubba in the eye...