10-22-2008, 06:56 AM
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10-22-2008, 08:04 AM
"Give me a king sized snickers or I'll crack your skulls like clams on my tummy!"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-22-2008, 08:49 AM
What do you mean you don't have any candy small enough to fit in my bucket? I wanna talk to Dr. Doolittle, NOW!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-22-2008, 09:36 AM
Its Mine Bitches!
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
10-22-2008, 09:45 AM
"Popcorn ball......SHIT!"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-22-2008, 11:36 AM
WTF do you mean all you have is GD pennies and orange and black taffy!? What are you? Eighty?
10-22-2008, 11:38 AM
Hey! Did you sneak otter style Viagra into my candy so I would get this raging otter bone? Not Cool! How am I supposed to pick up otter chicks when they already know what I'm after!? Besides... I'm obviously a WHITE otter.
10-22-2008, 11:44 AM
I EffING LOVE HALLOWEEN!!@#
ALSO LOOK AT MY WEINER!!!@# 
10-22-2008, 01:52 PM
What the Eff?!?! This isn't a clam. What the hell would I want with a pumpkin???
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-22-2008, 02:44 PM
That stupid ass Mark Wahlberg just tried talking to me again. It was like talking to a retarded possum "Hey Otter, you goin trick or treatin? I see you got a huge otter dong, I had a huge human dong in Boogie Nights. Say hello to your mother for me." Hey Marky Mark, suck my furry otter nuts!
10-22-2008, 04:13 PM
Why you gotta go smilin' at the size of me penis pumpkin? Oh that's it, now I'm gonna bite ya!
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
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