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Thin Skinned Zane
#1
wow, it seems this message board has given Zane that thin skinned sensitivity.
I can just see him joining this to just vent at everyone who botheres him.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#2
The only skin that isn't thin on Zane is his ass cheeks from getting slammed by black balls.
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#3
Well what better place is there to vent?

It'll just be impossible for him to scream to get his point across on these forums.

He'll have to type in CAPS and use lots of !!! to get his point across when he's mad.
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#4
only thing is he will be on all the damn time defending himself. he'll burn out his keyboard.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#5
Don't call him silly, he might get in a tickle fight with you.
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#6
either that or he will try to convince you (if your a guy) to get into a porno with him
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#7
that's what the tickle fight leads to, of course
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#8
brobot Wrote:Don't call him silly, he might get in a tickle fight with you.

I keep waiting for him to end a 15 Second Fight with the Fluffy Fingers attack. I've never seen a "heterosexual" man giggle so much while trying to bench press another man.
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#9
by "heterosexual" I meant "flaming homo".
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#10
on the other hand he has improved on hiding that gayness compared to when he was in his Mr.10 days
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#11
reverse running man, riding a scooter... i don't know, it's pretty close
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#12
Brought this one back just for you Potthole Sad
Wowie Groovie !
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#13
I saw a guy driving a scooter downtown today and I had to catch up to see if it was Mr. Ten. I was going to yell "nice scooter fag boy!". It wasn't him. Dammit.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#14
Philly Mike Wrote:only thing is he will be on all the damn time defending himself. he'll burn out his keyboard.

His keyboard is currently unusable, the keys are all jammed up with webbing.
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#15
Titan ! Wrote:Brought this one back just for you Potthole Sad

I love you too, you big hulk of a man you.
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#16
Admin Wrote:I saw a guy driving a scooter downtown today and I had to catch up to see if it was Mr. Ten. I was going to yell "nice scooter fag boy!". It wasn't him. Dammit.

You probably won't see him on a scooter for a while. It's starting to get cold outside. There aren't enough old man sweaters in the world to properly warm his old bones.
I am the irrepressible dark horse.
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All the best,
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#17
Ha, I just pictured him trying to put a fourth or fifth sweater on but with his helmet already on. Unrealistic but highly entertaining mental image
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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#18
Torque Wrote:Ha, I just pictured him trying to put a fourth or fifth sweater on but with his helmet already on. Unrealistic but highly entertaining mental image

You have a lot of "mental images" of Zane don't you ?
Wowie Groovie !
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#19
Titan ! Wrote:
Torque Wrote:Ha, I just pictured him trying to put a fourth or fifth sweater on but with his helmet already on. Unrealistic but highly entertaining mental image

You have a lot of "mental images" of Zane don't you ?

Maybe you two can get together to compare them sometime. Wink
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#20
Sad did I give you that one already ?
Wowie Groovie !
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#21
Why don't you two just breack down and have a tickle fight? I can tell the need is building inside you both.
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#22
Torque Wrote:Ha, I just pictured him trying to put a fourth or fifth sweater on but with his helmet already on. Unrealistic but highly entertaining mental image

Once he manages to pull them over his helmet and big nose, he ends up looking like the bundled up little kid in Christmas Story.
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#23
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Why don't you two just breack down and have a tickle fight? I can tell the need is building inside you both.

That is one mental image I would like to delete
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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#24
Torque Wrote:
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Why don't you two just breack down and have a tickle fight? I can tell the need is building inside you both.

That is one mental image I would like to delete

The mental image of the tickle fight, or the mental image of Dr. Stupid getting excited at the mental image of the tickle fight?
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#25
burnking Wrote:
Torque Wrote:That is one mental image I would like to delete

The mental image of the tickle fight, or the mental image of Dr. Stupid getting excited at the mental image of the tickle fight?

Or the mental image of Burnking getting hot and sweaty cause he thinks he finally posted something funny ?
Wowie Groovie !
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#26
Titan ! Wrote:
burnking Wrote:The mental image of the tickle fight, or the mental image of Dr. Stupid getting excited at the mental image of the tickle fight?

Or the mental image of Burnking getting hot and sweaty cause he thinks he finally posted something funny ?

I usually don't get mental images of men getting hot and sweaty....
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#27
Rock Monster Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:Or the mental image of Burnking getting hot and sweaty cause he thinks he finally posted something funny ?

I usually don't get mental images of men getting hot and sweaty....

Titan is usually sweaty


ah crap, i thought this was the 'change one thing game'


well it still sorta applies
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#28
Speaking of Zane, did you notice that he has started logging on again?
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#29
Rock Monster Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:Or the mental image of Burnking getting hot and sweaty cause he thinks he finally posted something funny ?

I usually don't get mental images of men getting hot and sweaty....

Why bother imagining, when you have the real thing? :-X
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#30
jus' P Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:I usually don't get mental images of men getting hot and sweaty....

Why bother imagining, when you have the real thing? :-X

You usually don't get sweaty though...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#31
Titan ! Wrote:
burnking Wrote:The mental image of the tickle fight, or the mental image of Dr. Stupid getting excited at the mental image of the tickle fight?

Or the mental image of Burnking getting hot and sweaty cause he thinks he finally posted something funny ?

Nah, chicks dig that.
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#32
Image overload. I'm simultaneously disgusted and turned on.
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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#33
burnking Wrote:
Torque Wrote:Ha, I just pictured him trying to put a fourth or fifth sweater on but with his helmet already on. Unrealistic but highly entertaining mental image

Once he manages to pull them over his helmet and big nose, he ends up looking like the bundled up little kid in Christmas Story.

Disagreed. He'd look like that chick from Flashdance due to neck stretched out words.
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