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Right now I'm....
Dr. Stupid Wrote:
dino Wrote:No, you still have quite a while until you hit that milestone. This is nothing. Titan takes more than this in his sleep.
Time, good Dino, give it time.

Soooooo. I guess this is the perfect time to give Dr. the exalt fest he has always wanted?
NO! My precius reputation!

why can't I smite myself? Grumble grumble...
Dr. Stupid Wrote:NO! My precius reputation!

why can't I smite myself? Grumble grumble...

I guess since you can't smite yourself, you should just do the next best thing and punch yourself in the face... repeatedly.... now...
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Im trying to take Titan's throne as the most beaten member on the board. So far I'm well on my way.

And single life has it's perks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes
Yes, I am 'sour grapes' about not being married... Right...
right now i'm:

watching woot...been there all day
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
What is this 'woot' you speak of? All I know is \/\/007. Please explain
Dr. Stupid Wrote:What is this 'woot' you speak of? All I know is \/\/007. Please explain


www.woot.com

IT'S WOOTOFF BITCHES!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Converting M4P files to MP3 files so I can finish my "big" project this morning . . . HP Digital Picture Frame.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:[Image: 250_JM-R-T-436-D_2.jpg]

Imported humor done right.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Pissed about the upcoming weather.

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:-[
I'm watching episodes of NCIS Smile
airhornahole Wrote:Pissed about the upcoming weather.

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:-[


snow!

shit!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Saturday is Boo at the Zoo and we were going to take our kids.......but looking at the weather forecast makes me sad.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Admin Wrote:Saturday is Boo at the Zoo and we were going to take our kids.......but looking at the weather forecast makes me sad.

yah i was thinking the same thing for the Zoo down here....maybe we'll stay inside and pet the dog instead....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Admin Wrote:Saturday is Boo at the Zoo and we were going to take our kids.......but looking at the weather forecast makes me sad.

Shoulda went last weekend...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
Rock Monster Wrote:
Admin Wrote:Saturday is Boo at the Zoo and we were going to take our kids.......but looking at the weather forecast makes me sad.

Shoulda went last weekend...

Unfortunately they were just getting over an illness last weekend
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Admin Wrote:
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:[Image: 250_JM-R-T-436-D_2.jpg]

Imported humor done right.

Thank you. I knew you and potthead would get it
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
Just realized that if you manually type in the sad face smiley it ends up being the bird flyer.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Admin Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:Shoulda went last weekend...

Unfortunately they were just getting over an illness last weekend

I was going to say something about monkeys making them feel beeter, but I just couldn't make it sound NOT perverted.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
right now i'm:

falling asleep at my desk
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Wondering if Plungee took Queenie and the youngest for a bike ride last weekend...

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3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
Rock Monster Wrote:Wondering if Plungee took Queenie and the youngest for a bike ride last weekend...

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???...I don't get it
jus' P Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:Wondering if Plungee took Queenie and the youngest for a bike ride last weekend...

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???...I don't get it


I think he's implying you wear goofy colored helmets.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
jus' P Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:Wondering if Plungee took Queenie and the youngest for a bike ride last weekend...

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???...I don't get it

There's a kid in that pic.... look close!

You two are the only married couple on here with a younger kid, and I had to share the picture, so I thought I would throw it out there with an insult. You deserve it after the Lions comment from earlier.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Is she Russian and look like this?
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If so, you should get her a nice ring.
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That way you can ask her to take it off when she has sex with other guys to make you feel better.

HA! Exalt! Exalt!


...Too bad there's only one other person here who sees the true beauty of Fuster's post.
And right now I'm excited that we might get to take possession of our future home a week earlier than planned. Got a call today from the Realtor, saying the sellers might be able to move out sooner than first expected.
Finally finished with that gee dee digital picture project for my boss. Christ, you would think it was the most important thing I had to do today. Which, in his eyes, it was I guess. But then again, he does just so happen to sign my check. 'Nuff said.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:yah i was thinking the same thing for the Zoo down here....maybe we'll stay inside and pet the dog instead....

Make sure you tell him you like his fuh, and ask about his mother
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
Wanting some good karma to come my way! I'm tired of shit!
listening to some Ray Charles and eating a McFlurry.
happy that I fixed the knob in my car. Now I wonder if the heat actually works or not...
Right now I'm......FREEZING!!!!!
Lonely!!! I'm the only one on!! Where is everyone? Undecided
listening to the who - reign o'er me
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Peachs Wrote:happy that I fixed the knob in my car. Now I wonder if the heat actually works or not...

You said "knob" hhhuhh huhhh huhhh

hehhee hehhee ehehhe hehehhe

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Admin Wrote:Just realized that if you manually type in the sad face smiley it ends up being the bird flyer.

Yeah, I was talking in another thread to someone and wanted a frowny face and when it posted it was this Sad and so went back and edited it as a non-smiley having post.
<~~~~ glad that when I go camping this weekend we are sleeping in the truck instead of a tent. Brrrrrr.
sunshyne Wrote:<~~~~ glad that when I go camping this weekend we are sleeping in the truck instead of a tent. Brrrrrr.

Where are you going camping?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
sunshyne Wrote:<~~~~ glad that when I go camping this weekend we are sleeping in the truck instead of a tent. Brrrrrr.

Being cold is one of the best part of camping though!

Naked Time!

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