Dear Elliot:

[Titan!]

Great way to start the day guys, thanks.


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[hotzester]

Seriously...what the f*ck? 7:30 in the morning and I'm driving into work, sobbing like an idiot. Way to go!

(I wonder if I'd have had the same reaction if my wife and I weren't EXPECTING OUR FIRST CHILD in less than a month!!!!)

[dino]

Yep...I got a bit choked up too.....

Great way to begin the day!!! Sets the mood for the rest of the day quite well.

[0rz0ski]

Thank God Joe is getting kicked out of a buffet soon. I'm just going to pretend that this segment didn't happen.

[mainerliser]

Bawling on the way to work!!!!! I'm supposed to be LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! That sucked!

[landmammaldolphin]

As soon as the Dad started reading the letter I changed the station to NPR. I was on my way to work and I can't walk in sobbing like a little girl.

[hotzester]

The stupid effing thing about it, is that we all KNEW it wasn't going to end well. But I kept listening, the entire time thinking "This little boy is going to die, I don't want to hear that." But I still wanted to see how it ended. Sonofabitch. I don't want to think about it anymore.

[passionatenightman]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

[burnking]

Dead baby jokes. Awesome. Thanks for your up-to-date input.

[mainerliser]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

You suck!!!! :-*

[Titan!]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

You suck!!!! :-*

What's red and white and black all over ?

A dead baby and a newspaper in a blender.

[mainerliser]

You suck!!!! :-*

What's red and white and black all over ?

A dead baby and a newspaper in a blender.

Awww titan, I exalted you about 10 minutes ago for starting the thread. I want to smite you now!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! I want a FUNNY dead baby joke!!!

[0rz0ski]

I was going to join in, but I read the joke I had, and felt a little ill, and like I was a horrible human.

[dingdongyo]

You suck!!!! :-*

What's red and white and black all over ?

A dead baby and a newspaper in a blender.

how do you get him out of the blender?

tostitos.

that's the only one i know.

[hotzester]

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Just about everything.

[Titan!]

I was going to join in, but I read the joke I had, and felt a little ill, and like I was a horrible human.

That's the whole point, man ! Don't think before you post, just post.

[Queenie]

That's the whole point, man ! Don't think before you post, just post.

Well, you might want to think about the fact that someone else on this message board could have lost a child. I haven't lost one myself, but my sister did and it was one of the most horrible things I have ever been though (I couldn't even begin to imagine what she went though). I didn't hear the segment, so I guess I am posting a little blind myself, but I don't see anything funny at all about a child dying. That happens when you have children of your own.

[dingdongyo]

Well, you might want to think about the fact that someone else on this message board could have lost a child. I haven't lost one myself, but my sister did and it was one of the most horrible things I have ever been though (I couldn't even begin to imagine what she went though). I didn't hear the segment, so I guess I am posting a little blind myself, but I don't see anything funny at all about a child dying. That happens when you have children of your own.

the segment was fairly tame. zane played more sensitive drops than he could have and watered them down with sympathetic/regretful moans afterward.

nobody's happy that babies die. tastelessness is defense for a subject that nobody wanted to hear about to begin with. over-the-top gross -> stupidity -> disgusted snicker -> lighter mood. if it gets too real, make it unreal.

[Titan!]

Mentioned on the show ! 8-)

Burned for not having a job

I am The King of Awesome ! ! ! ! 8-)

Awww Liser he said your name wrong.

[deek]

wow, well I guess you guys covered all the unsensitive/offensive stuff that Zane and Hotwings held back on the show. How about the weirdness of the dad who wrote a note to a dead baby. He's dead, dude, how about remembering him with something that isn't, "Hey, um, you're dead."

[Queenie]

Hey the best freakin part of this segment is hearing Zane and the guys talk about the fact that titan, having the post count that he does, could not possibly have a job. I am definitely going to get in trouble for laughing too loud after hearing them talk about the posts on this thread!!! Way to go Zane! and thanks for making me lighten up on the segment.

<<I'm going to fix my makeup now since it is all gone from laughing until I cry.

[hotzester]

How about the weirdness of the dad who wrote a note to a dead baby. He's dead, dude, how about remembering him with something that isn't, "Hey, um, you're dead."

Deek - a lot of parents and expecting parents will write to their unborn child as a way of keeping track of all of their thoughts during the pregnancy. Then when the child is older, the parent might pass them onto the child to read. It's hardly uncommon. But when this child passed away, I think the father probably wrote letters as part of his grieving process.

[maximaxine]

Nicely Put hotzester

[fistor!@#]

This thread is Effing bizarre.

[sunshyne]

How about the weirdness of the dad who wrote a note to a dead baby. He's dead, dude, how about remembering him with something that isn't, "Hey, um, you're dead."

Deek - a lot of parents and expecting parents will write to their unborn child as a way of keeping track of all of their thoughts during the pregnancy. Then when the child is older, the parent might pass them onto the child to read. It's hardly uncommon. But when this child passed away, I think the father probably wrote letters as part of his grieving process.

+1

[potthole]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

You suck!!!! :-*

Why does that smiley have throw in its mouth?

[mainerliser]

You suck!!!! :-*

Why does that smiley have throw in its mouth?

Well, I did say he sucked!!

[Titan!]

You suck!!!! :-*

Why does that smiley have throw in its mouth?

You and Biff are the ones who chose the smileys so one of you must have wanted one with a mouth full of baby batter

[Biff]

Potthole didn't pick the smileys. It was Fistor and me. And that one is drooling. Looks like Potthole is joining Dino and Titan for that milkshake.

[dino]

Potthole didn't pick the smileys. It was Fistor and me. And that one is drooling. Looks like Potthole is joining Dino and Titan for that milkshake.

I deserve no part of that milkshake! I think it's a titan and mainerliser treat only.

[Biff]

You got called a "big baby".........by the alleged king of all babies (FreeBeer....at least according to the bio that Zane and HotWings wrote). You will drink that milkshake and you will like it.

[dino]

You got called a "big baby".........by the alleged king of all babies (FreeBeer....at least according to the bio that Zane and HotWings wrote). You will drink that milkshake and you will like it.

I'll kindly partake of a milkshake but titan will be no where near it! He deserves his own joe stunt shake!

[mainerliser]

Potthole didn't pick the smileys. It was Fistor and me. And that one is drooling. Looks like Potthole is joining Dino and Titan for that milkshake.

I deserve no part of that milkshake! I think it's a titan and mainerliser treat only.

I'll have a milkshake with titan anyday!!

[airhornahole]

I deserve no part of that milkshake! I think it's a titan and mainerliser treat only.

I'll have a milkshake with titan anyday!!

How'd I know that was cuming?

[Titan!]

I deserve no part of that milkshake! I think it's a titan and mainerliser treat only.

I'll have a milkshake with titan anyday!!

Yeah. See that ? Up there ? Up above where I'm writing this ?

[mainerliser]

I'll have a milkshake with titan anyday!!

How'd I know that was cuming?

[Biff]

I'll have a milkshake with titan anyday!!

How'd I know that was cuming?

Time to lay off the porn talk there Mr. Skin.

[airhornahole]

How'd I know that was cuming?

Time to lay off the porn talk there Mr. Skin.

sorry, my bad.

[Titan!]

Biff ? How is it you only have 95 posts ?

[Biff]

Biff ? How is it you only have 95 posts ?

I have it set on a meter that monitors and counts only quality posts.