10-23-2008, 08:24 PM
Working schmorking. Not me. 
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
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10-24-2008, 07:00 AM
Cheese.
Has anyone ever tried Schwartzhog?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-24-2008, 07:43 AM
I had some once, it made me blind for 3 days, and I still haven't completely regained my sense of smell.
Why is there an unwrapped snickers bar in the bathroom sink ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-27-2008, 10:06 PM
wet burritos
Can you die by choking on a life saver?
10-28-2008, 06:53 AM
Probably.
How the hell did I get a warning level ? I haven't even been here for 4 days.
Wowie Groovie !
10-28-2008, 09:40 AM
Titan ! Wrote:How the hell did I get a warning level ? I haven't even been here for 4 days. Your reply to Becky was unacceptable. Editing it doesn't take away the fact that it was posted and quoted. Will my numbers hit tonight?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-30-2008, 08:25 AM
plenty of things are simple, you just don't get it ...
How about them Phillies 
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-31-2008, 11:02 AM
watch out for the vodka bottle.
Is next year the Cubs year ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-31-2008, 11:11 AM
Nope, Phillies again
Do I have any chance to survive make my time?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
11-01-2008, 06:50 PM
Quite simply put, no.
What did you do for holloween?
11-02-2008, 11:43 AM
Drank a lot, took an ass load of photos, and then drank some more.
'ow come I gots me teef all in a bugger ?
Wowie Groovie !
11-06-2008, 12:22 PM
KILL HIM!!! HE IS POSSESSED.
Does anybody put baby in a corner?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
11-06-2008, 02:44 PM
Only Johnny Castle.
Has anybody seen stupid around lately?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
11-06-2008, 04:35 PM
Stupid is as stupid does.
Who's in line to win the next republican nomination?
11-06-2008, 04:50 PM
I'd like to see Fred Thompson run again.
Did you know that on the Obama Biden campaign signs, if an "nla"were inserted in just the right place, what it would spell?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
11-06-2008, 05:03 PM
Queenie Wrote:I'd like to see Fred Thompson run again. Nope. What is it?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
11-06-2008, 05:18 PM
Obama Bin laden!!
Is it 5:00 yet?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
11-06-2008, 05:19 PM
41 more minutes. HAHA! EST rocks!!!!!
Are you running with scissors?
11-07-2008, 11:09 AM
Only when I'm chasing you!
What's the dill, pickle?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
11-15-2008, 12:08 PM
I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.
If lightning struck a pond, shouldn't all the fish get electrocuted? 
11-15-2008, 12:22 PM
Yea but not everyone likes fried fish.
Hey, what's that noise? 
11-15-2008, 01:43 PM
The person driving down the street with no exhaust.
If the opposite of pro is con, then is opposite of progress Congress? 
11-24-2008, 12:01 AM
sometimes i believe so
When's the last time someone showered with you?
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
12-01-2008, 01:11 PM
She'd like to hook up.
Why do Americans seem to be schizophrenic about about sex and nudity?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
12-01-2008, 10:56 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:because sex is evil Your Question makes zero sense. Do you read your posts before you post them?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
12-01-2008, 11:13 PM
um, me thinks he meant have since the g is right next to the h
hope i cleared that up for your slow ass
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
12-03-2008, 11:54 PM
It most certainly did.
How long have you had an authentic x-ray of you own head as an avatar?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
12-04-2008, 12:41 AM
lol
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
12-04-2008, 01:23 AM
you forgot to ask a question...
why didn't Santa leave me any gifts? 
12-04-2008, 01:54 AM
Well...Mrs. Beaverhausen..that would be because it is only the 4th of December.
Is this the Matrix and is Biff actually Morpheus?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-04-2008, 02:43 AM
your momma Wrote:you forgot to ask a question... whats the mallow of a marshmallow?
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
12-04-2008, 07:20 AM
Really Jiggy?! Santa doesn't visit EVERY NIGHT?! DAMMIT!!! I meant last Christmas...nevermind. Get the tool out of your head and return it please.
Also, can you send me a PM EVERY DAY and let me know what day it is as well? I do not own a calender and I never would have known that today is the....what did you say it was again.....oh the 4th. Thanks so much. 
12-04-2008, 01:04 PM
your momma Wrote:Really Jiggy?! Santa doesn't visit EVERY NIGHT?! DAMMIT!!! I meant last Christmas...nevermind. Get the tool out of your head and return it please.I can't be bothered with pm'ing you everyday. Just think back at how far away it was you got your welfare checks for the month and that will give you a rough idea. You just got them so you know it's somewhere around the 4th.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-04-2008, 01:20 PM
YOU must be on welfare since you know exactly when and how long it takes for those checks to go out...I wouldn't know, I gots me a millionaire with one foot in the grave! Now don't go spending all those food stamps in one place...I know you've been doing your Christmas shopping at the Hill-shire Farms display in the grocery store....OHHHHH I hope I didn't just ruin the surprise...
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