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Who would be your 2?
#41
Kate Beckinsale
Carrie Underwood
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#42
sticking with the theme from the show (1 conventionally hot/ 1 unconventionally), i'd have to go with Christina Applegate and Brooke Shields (those VW commercials drive me nuts)
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#43
Mila Kunis' boobs look photoshopped, but if you watch the movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, you'll see how awesome they really are. My wife said they looked fantastic in that movie, I went from 6 to midnight instantly.

My two however would have to be
1. Kate Hudson
2. Giada De Laurentis (she's smoking hot and the only reason any man should watch the food network.)
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#44
8-) +1 for Giada, Jesus H Mangod! Look at her ! And she can cook too? Holyhell there'd never be a reason to leave the house. However, you can still be a man and watch Iron Chef, Cat Cora isn't too bad looking.
Wowie Groovie !
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#45
cuppie Wrote:Mila Kunis' boobs look photoshopped, but if you watch the movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, you'll see how awesome they really are. My wife said they looked fantastic in that movie, I went from 6 to midnight instantly.

if you are refering to her balcony within dresses you are correct. The zeppelins in the bathroom photo were created and not hers..IMDB
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#46
Howie and Howie's Mom.

(see that Howie another reference to me boning your mom)
Wowie Groovie !
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#47
Titan ! Wrote:Howie and Howie's Mom.

(see that Howie another reference to me boning your mom)

Mom blows don't work on me, my mother and I don't talk
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#48
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Mom blows don't work on me, my mother and I don't talk

Mom blows don't work for most people... they lack the hardware to make it happen. Sad
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#49
zetsyuk Wrote:
plumpenut Wrote:Guess I should put in my 2 cents worth.
Sophia Bush and though I like taylor swift I would say Ashlee Simpson

yeaaa but you know ashlee simpson would fake it

Exalt!
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#50
Hey, would Elisha Cuthbert be conventional or unconventional?

This picture makes me say conventional:

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However, based on how the guys defined it, I don't know if she readily comes to mind as a sex symbol.

Plus, I've seen some pictures that are not all that flattering:

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Still out of my league though:

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[drop]*slide whistle*[/drop]
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#51
Conventional/ unconventional eh?

Christina Aguliera-the hottest milf ever
OK maybe not so unconventional- Jenette Lee
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#52
dolph Wrote:Conventional/ unconventional eh?

Christina Aguliera-the hottest milf ever
OK maybe not so unconventional- Jenette Lee

Yes, but do you choose the skanky Christina, or the new, improved Christina?
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#53
zetsyuk Wrote:
plumpenut Wrote:Guess I should put in my 2 cents worth.
Sophia Bush and though I like taylor swift I would say Ashlee Simpson

yeaaa but you know ashlee simpson would fake it

Im ok with that. as long as I make her want to screeeeam!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#54
loosewendy Wrote:
dolph Wrote:Conventional/ unconventional eh?

Christina Aguliera-the hottest milf ever
OK maybe not so unconventional- Jenette Lee

Yes, but do you choose the skanky Christina, or the new, improved Christina?

I loved them both, but since she's become a mom. wow. Thats all Im gonna say she's bursting with joy
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#55
I have to change my number 2 (unconventional) from Tina Fey to Queen Latifah.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
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#56
Queen Latifah has a beautiful face.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#57
Admin Wrote:Queen Latifah has a beautiful face.


Queen Latifah has a beautiful body! She is beautifully curved!
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#58
mainerliser Wrote:
Admin Wrote:Queen Latifah has a beautiful face.


Queen Latifah has a beautiful body! She is beautifully curved!

No, she's overweight. Someone like Kate Winslett is curvy.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#59
Salma Hayek
1985 Christy Canyon
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#60
I may have to add a 2nd number 2. Sarah Silverman.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
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#61
landmammaldolphin Wrote:I may have to add a 2nd number 2. Sarah Silverman.

hell yes!

i wouldn't kick out of bed even if she farted on me....

and i have the feeling she would
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#62
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
landmammaldolphin Wrote:I may have to add a 2nd number 2. Sarah Silverman.

hell yes!

i wouldn't kick out of bed even if she farted on me....

and i have the feeling she would

would you kick her out of bed if she was effing Matt Damon?

Or would you just Eff Ben Affleck?
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#63
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:hell yes!

i wouldn't kick out of bed even if she farted on me....

and i have the feeling she would

And she's the kind of girl you wouldn't even have to ask. She'd just fart on you cuz that's how she rolls!
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
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#64
loosewendy Wrote:
dolph Wrote:Conventional/ unconventional eh?

Christina Aguliera-the hottest milf ever
OK maybe not so unconventional- Jenette Lee

Yes, but do you choose the skanky Christina, or the new, improved Christina?

Both !
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#65
I just have 1 to add and I can't believe she's not on the list yet...
Marisa Miller

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I had to edit out the first picture. It was too risque for proboards. Sorry.
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#66
god bless paint, amen
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#67
raudy Wrote:god bless paint, amen

You do realize that the pic above would be much better sans the paint do you not??? Smile
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#68
biggun Wrote:1985 Christy Canyon

2008 Christy Canyon still ain't bad either.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#69
Yvonne Strahovski from NBC's "Chuck".

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#70
Stretched Spider Wrote:I just have 1 to add and I can't believe she's not on the list yet...
Marisa Miller

[Image: images1278464_07_marisa_miller_body_01.jpg][Image: marisa_miller_hfs.jpg]

I had to edit out the first picture. It was too risque for proboards. Sorry.

I totally forgot about her. Id have to say she's pretty much perfect.
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#71
Brandon Jacobs and... Brandon Jacobs.
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That's what she said.
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#72
Quagmire Wrote:Yvonne Strahovski from NBC's "Chuck".
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YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!!!! I love that show. She's incredibly hot.
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#73
tommy1150 Wrote:[Image: jenna-fischer-sexy-time.jpg]

PAM!

/Kramer voice
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#74
Adriana Lima
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and Megan Fox
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#75
Olga Kurylenko (?) for my #1

Charlize Theron for #2
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#76
shawnp Wrote:Olga Kurylenko (?) for my #1

Charlize Theron for #2

Did you see Monster? Wow, she did an awesome job with that role.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#77
Just some that I have a personal crush on.
1. Cameron Diaz
2. Layla Kayleigh (from G4, edging out Olivia Munn by half a hair)
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#78
Gina Gershon
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Maura Tierney
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Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
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#79
Could someone post a pic of my two please? Theron, Hancock style and Olga, Bond style. Queenie??
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#80
Monica Bellucci:
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Elisabeth Shue:
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Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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