Grandpa (Abe) Simpson crazy story of the week!

[moobsminger]

from "Lisa Vs Malibu Stacey"

I leave [as inheritance] these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and

[Howie Feltersnatch]

my favorite

Three wars back we called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunch box." Of course, nobody knew that but me. Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling

[moobsminger]

Sorry, I'm a little late this week, but better late than never.

For this week, not so much a crazy story, but a crazy rant - enjoy!

from "Lisa Vs Malibu Stacey"

... Eh, why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ? I'm thirsty! Ew, what smells like mustard? There're sure a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Oh! Look at that one. Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The president isn

[moobsminger]

My Personal Favorite!

from "Last Exit to Springfield"

We can

[moobsminger]

from "Homer & Apu"

Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown...

[shawnp]

Good stuff here. I always liked..."Comas!?! I go in and out of.......French toast please"

[moobsminger]

from "Lady Bouvier's Lover"

(over credits) I first took a fancy to Mrs. Bouvier because her raspy voice reminded me of my old Victrola. Oh, it was a fine machine with a vulcanized rubber listening tube which you crammed in your ear. The tube would go in easier with some sort of lubricant like linseed oil or Dr. ... [interrupted by "SHH!" from Gracie logo.]

[cyborgmexican]