11-14-2008, 01:41 PM
Makes me the winner!
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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LAST ONE TO POST WINS!
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11-14-2008, 01:49 PM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Makes me the winner! It the last one to post fuster, not the first. lookslikei'mthewinnerfornow
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
11-14-2008, 01:50 PM
Wow! To think, you held on long enough to be the last pos... okay, that WAS embarrassing, but it happens.
11-14-2008, 01:59 PM
Jo Wrote:you an idiot? I think he prefers "special."
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
11-14-2008, 02:25 PM
[quote="chlietoris63"] Re: LAST ONE TO POST WINS!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
11-14-2008, 02:58 PM
Are you volunteering yours? If so, tell her to make my bed before she leaves!
Should she clean up the self-induced sploogies or talk to you first?
11-14-2008, 03:05 PM
chlietoris63 Wrote:Are you volunteering yours? If so, tell her to make my bed before she leaves! She knows she's never to speak directly to me. : 
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
11-14-2008, 03:20 PM
She knows she's never to speak directly to me
Like she would??? She has SEEN how you live! ... Do You have any idea how many rosary's this poor woman has had to recite after stepping foot in your place??? 
11-14-2008, 03:23 PM
chlietoris63 Wrote:She knows she's never to speak directly to me It's not because she stepped a foot in my place, but because she likes it when I shove my foot in her.... oh nevermind. It's too dirty for this forum. (and that's saying a lot!!) p.s. - the quote button works wonders, and saves a lot of typing!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
11-14-2008, 03:37 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:chlietoris63 Wrote:She knows she's never to speak directly to me She didn't really mind you shoving your foot in her "ohnevermind"! Her fuss was that your foot was pretty small. She did comment that you have dainty, delicate feet. Something about snapping you like a sapling???? ( Thanks for the quote tip!) 
11-14-2008, 04:27 PM
chlietoris63 Wrote:She didn't really mind you shoving your foot in her "ohnevermind"! Her fuss was that your foot was pretty small. She did comment that you have dainty, delicate feet. Something about snapping you like a sapling???? I'm confused on this one. Hard to come back with something when you're either calling me skinny (not an insult) or calling your mom either fat (I win) or loose (I win).
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
11-14-2008, 04:28 PM
sunshyne Wrote:What do I win? No I won!! Now what do I get?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
11-14-2008, 04:41 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:chlietoris63 Wrote:She didn't really mind you shoving your foot in her "ohnevermind"! Her fuss was that your foot was pretty small. She did comment that you have dainty, delicate feet. Something about snapping you like a sapling???? I can't believe I actually have to explain this, but small feet "indicate"small appendages elsewhwere. Had nothing to do with skinny or fat. Now, play along please??!! 
11-14-2008, 04:49 PM
OK... I'll play along, even if it wasn't that good...
If it's so small, why does she keep paying me to come back?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
11-14-2008, 04:52 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:OK... I'll play along, even if it wasn't that good... If I had to guess, I would say it has something to do with the quantity: ![[Image: rockmonster.jpg]](http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l371/janiceam/rockmonster.jpg)
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
11-14-2008, 05:27 PM
so if I post here, and it's the last post, I win right? So right now, I win? Woot! I never win anything!
11-14-2008, 05:28 PM
Ummm.. quantity... you are a beautiful soul RockMonster... and I say that without being impressed by Queenie's pic... ( No, not really.) RockMonster should win, just because on a philosophical level, he is one( or many) with the universe. I'm just saying...
11-14-2008, 05:29 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:so if I post here, and it's the last post, I win right? So right now, I win? Woot! I never win anything! I find that hard to believe... : Thank goodness the Dr is back...
11-14-2008, 05:39 PM
just cuz he gets you moist doesn't mean he wins. Although damn that is a sexy pic
11-14-2008, 05:41 PM
Eff, not one of these threads.
I hereby move to have this thread placed in the game section.
11-14-2008, 05:44 PM
Done!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
11-14-2008, 06:21 PM
and now that it is here, it will eventualy die. And I will be there when it does to claim victory.
11-14-2008, 09:46 PM
NOOO!!!! I've never won anything except a stupid bear from cinnamon toast crunch so Dr. Stupid, I guess I will be the winner!!! Yea me!!!!!!!
what do i win? a chicken dinner?
11-15-2008, 08:29 AM
this is fun!
can I get a rum and coke with my dinner as well? 
11-15-2008, 10:04 PM
this is the post to end all posts. I am the winner. And I declare this thread dead, so no more posting here
11-15-2008, 10:24 PM
Too bad!!! I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11-15-2008, 10:41 PM
The more exclamation points, the more winning the post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11-15-2008, 10:42 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's very sad that this is all I have to do on a Saturday night!! |
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