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cellaratt Wrote:Joe should go in public and find working women doing traditionally mens jobs and start acting like a sexest pig...
yet another joe ahole stunt, but then again they all end up being that dont they 
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Joe eats a Baby Ruth candy bar while touring the waste water treatment plant.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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instead of jedi jack o latern challenge or whatever it is, it should be the "pumpkin head job search"
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bigdutchman83 Wrote:instead of jedi jack o latern challenge or whatever it is, it should be the "pumpkin head job search"
Red man job hunt was one of my favorite. did that have a vid? I'd love to at least have the audio of that on my pc...to go along with my un-comfortable massage and my Freebeer to catch a predator 
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walk around the city naked and hide behind people? but with a mask on since Halloween is coming up
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Go around the city, drive thrus ,etc. trying to get people to flash him, men or women. Just to hear how he goes about the proposition.
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I say a remake of the "Sound Effects Down the Phone Line" challenge. That one is by FAR my favorite ever, and now that they have even MORE devastating drops than before, it can ONLY get better.
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Admin Wrote:Joe eats a Baby Ruth candy bar while touring the waste water treatment plant. lol how about just
joe does anything while touring the waste water treatment plant.
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patmcgroin Wrote:I say a remake of the "Sound Effects Down the Phone Line" challenge. That one is by FAR my favorite ever, and now that they have even MORE devastating drops than before, it can ONLY get better.
my favorite too; I fully support this idea, and I hope he finds a person in a wheelchair, "Let me explain something to you..."
Some woman at a fast food restaurant: "You stupid broad, you dumb bitch" or "She has a penis!"
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A-hole Aerobics
Joe teaches an early AM aerobics class wearing a headband, t-shirt tucked into his shorts, short-shorts pulled up to his nipples, and striped socks pulled up over the calf.
The intense workout is something silly like jumping jacks maybe with some really cheesy 80's music, while Joe screams encouragement to the class.
It would also work if he just showed up to an early AM class and acted the fool.
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Joe needs to wait until there is a good snow storm. Then he needs to go to homes around town that have lights on or cars in the driveway so he knows someone is home. He then shovels the sidewalk in front of the house, knock on the door, and proceeed to tell the people that he has been contracted through his union (sidewalk shovelers local 138) and show them a fake piece of paper saying they owe a ridiculous amount of money for the service. It could be taped from a car in the street out of view and recorded on his blue tooth. Also have him tell the people that they signed up for it through city hall when the voted or something stupid like that.
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How about the Publicly Embarssed challenged. Have Joe stand outside a prominent or well known store with a sign saying he stole something of value and got caught. As punishment, he has to answer any and all questions from passerby's about what happened. The sign should read, I got caught stealing from this store, ask me how? Maybe put him in front of Victorias secret or some random porn shop.
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In the movie Office Space theres a scene where the main character goes into work sits down, guts a fish, and then eats it. I suggest Joe takes a whole raw fish, like an entire bass or a cat fish, into a malls food court or a place where other people eat and just goes to town on it. You get almost two stunts combined, Joe eating a disgusting thing and Joe looking like an insane homeless man infront of people.
Producer Joe A-hole Meat Shopper:
He would go to a store (like Wal-Mart or Meijer) and shop for fresh meat. The gole is to ask about the animal that was killed to make the meat! He should ask questions like:
-"How long was this cow tortured before you killed it?"
-"Did this cow have any loved ones?"
-"How long did you let this chicken run around with its head chopped of before you cut its breast out?
-"Was this cow sexaully assault before you killed it."
...and so on!
Basically be a a-hole to the poor "butcher" behind the counter.
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xxxredeye Wrote:gole
There's a first. Just when I thought I'd seen every shitty way of spelling an easy word...
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potthole Wrote:xxxredeye Wrote:gole
There's a first. Just when I thought I'd seen every shitty way of spelling an easy word...
you need to go read some youtube comments.
potthole Wrote:xxxredeye Wrote:gole
There's a first. Just when I thought I'd seen every shitty way of spelling an easy word...
wow, did i Eff up your day by spelling goal wrong... man I'm sorry. Go eat a cookie!
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xxxredeye Wrote:potthole Wrote:There's a first. Just when I thought I'd seen every shitty way of spelling an easy word...
wow, did i eff up your day by spelling goal wrong... man I'm sorry. Go eat a cookie!
Only if you provide the special sauce! :-*
I could have told listeners that the last few stunts would be lame and not worth listening too. Birds, snails, snakes...all typical stunts which could be thought up by the average producer of some reality show...bring back the funny skits...Dialated joe with leg hair cancer. Diamond Dave crazy talk. Ashole. Who cares about frickin birds, snails and snakes...heres how it pans out on radio...Joe: " I don't like this" the end!
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I'd like to see another attempt at Junkboat.
It'd be better in the winter time (but obviously not when the water is frozen) and Joe needs better junk. A kiddie pool? Come on. Make him actually tie barrels together or something like that. Don't give him a large, flat, floating surface to start with. Also, he needs more time to really craft something.
Maybe it's just me but junkboat was on the wheel for so damned long that my expectations were pretty high. We've had stunt redos in the past. Make Junkboat II happen.
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Producer Joe's deer urine date. Joe finds a minger date through craigslist and instead of using regular cologne he sprays himself down with deer urine. can also be substituted for liquid ass.
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Looks like someone has been listening to Bubba
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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Here's a good one.
Go to a gas station and get a tin of chewing tobacco, the kind really isn't all that relevant.
Have Joe put in a nice big dip and have him keep it in for a half hour or so, continuously spitting into some type of receptacle.
At the end of the half hour, have him take the dip out and have him drink the spit from in the can/bottle/whatever.
If it doesn't cause him to gag and throw up on contact, give it 10 minutes and he'll be puking up everything he ate for breakfast.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADDICT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CALLED IN A LONG TIME AGO ABOUT JOE DOING A "MINI-SERIES" STUNT. FIRST WEEK.. JOE GETS HOOKED ON CRACK.. SECOND WEEK HE ADDS HEROIN TO THE MIX.. THIRD WEEK HE HE GETS THE ORGY COMPLETE WITH METH.. AT THIS POINT HIS BANK ACCOUNT SHOULD BE COMPLETLY DRAINED {AS WILL HIS SPIRIT AND HUMILITY} SO THIS MAKES FOR TONY THE TIGER STYLE GREAT STREET INTERACTIONS WHILE JOE IS LOOKING FOR HANDOUTS. {CIGGS, MONEY, FOOD CLOTHING, ECT.} AND WEEKS 4-6 HE HAS TO GO THROUGH COLD TURKEY REHAB...
NO JOE BUCKS SHOULD BE AWARDED DUE TO THE MAJOR LIFE LESSONS JOE WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM THIS STUNT.
I UNDRSTAND THAT THIS IS A BIT MUCH TO ASK SO AN ALTERNATIVE STUNT COULD BE TO EAT AN ENTIRE GOEDUCK IN ONE HOUR. THINK ABOUT IT..
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christocates Wrote:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADDICT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CALLED IN A LONG TIME AGO ABOUT JOE DOING A "MINI-SERIES" STUNT. FIRST WEEK.. JOE GETS HOOKED ON CRACK.. SECOND WEEK HE ADDS HEROIN TO THE MIX.. THIRD WEEK HE HE GETS THE ORGY COMPLETE WITH METH.. AT THIS POINT HIS BANK ACCOUNT SHOULD BE COMPLETLY DRAINED {AS WILL HIS SPIRIT AND HUMILITY} SO THIS MAKES FOR TONY THE TIGER STYLE GREAT STREET INTERACTIONS WHILE JOE IS LOOKING FOR HANDOUTS. {CIGGS, MONEY, FOOD CLOTHING, ECT.} AND WEEKS 4-6 HE HAS TO GO THROUGH COLD TURKEY REHAB...
NO JOE BUCKS SHOULD BE AWARDED DUE TO THE MAJOR LIFE LESSONS JOE WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM THIS STUNT.
I UNDRSTAND THAT THIS IS A BIT MUCH TO ASK SO AN ALTERNATIVE STUNT COULD BE TO EAT AN ENTIRE GOEDUCK IN ONE HOUR. THINK ABOUT IT..
MR. CHRISTER
wow. I remember how they made fun of you right before they hung up on your genius ass...
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christocates Wrote:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADDICT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CALLED IN A LONG TIME AGO ABOUT JOE DOING A "MINI-SERIES" STUNT. FIRST WEEK.. JOE GETS HOOKED ON CRACK.. SECOND WEEK HE ADDS HEROIN TO THE MIX.. THIRD WEEK HE HE GETS THE ORGY COMPLETE WITH METH.. AT THIS POINT HIS BANK ACCOUNT SHOULD BE COMPLETLY DRAINED {AS WILL HIS SPIRIT AND HUMILITY} SO THIS MAKES FOR TONY THE TIGER STYLE GREAT STREET INTERACTIONS WHILE JOE IS LOOKING FOR HANDOUTS. {CIGGS, MONEY, FOOD CLOTHING, ECT.} AND WEEKS 4-6 HE HAS TO GO THROUGH COLD TURKEY REHAB...
NO JOE BUCKS SHOULD BE AWARDED DUE TO THE MAJOR LIFE LESSONS JOE WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM THIS STUNT.
I UNDRSTAND THAT THIS IS A BIT MUCH TO ASK SO AN ALTERNATIVE STUNT COULD BE TO EAT AN ENTIRE GOEDUCK IN ONE HOUR. THINK ABOUT IT..
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send joe to one of those adult novelty stores with a "viewing room" with a pot belly pig or sheep on a leach and ask for a bestiality video, the reaction would be priceless :-*
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Hey guys i thought this would be a good stunt if next year when black friday came around joe went out and either tried to mess with people in line or go into the store and just grab what ever he wants from people. but im shure you guys could could figure out something off that idea. Take it easy. Luka
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yankeesforlife Wrote:Hey guys i thought this would be a good stunt if next year when black friday came around joe went out and either tried to mess with people in line or go into the store and just grab what ever he wants from people. but im shure you guys could could figure out something off that idea. Take it easy. Luka
That's not a bad idea....he definitely would get a beat down for sure...have him try to grab something out of someone's buggy.
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inspired by hotwings sleeping on the keyboard.
Snort the crap that falls inside the keyboard.
shake the crap out and make a line for snortin'
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If he used my keyboard, he'd be snorting cracker crumbs!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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go up to any and all ambulances and ask if he can get on the pa system and act like a siren
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medicron Wrote:go up to any and all ambulances and ask if he can get on the pa system and act like a siren
I was just wondering if you drove an ambulance for a living?
I was reading some of your posts and I think you might be one of those EMT or Paramedic guys......but I could be wrong.
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that is what i am doing right now.
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I think Joe should hit on a female police officer or better yet. Goose one.
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Re-enact Meg Ryan's scene in When Harry met Sally in a local restaurant.
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motorboatking Wrote:Re-enact Meg Ryan's scene in When Harry met Sally in a local restaurant.
I hope you're joking...he already did that for a stunt at a BK.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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medicron Wrote:that is what i am doing right now. You're driving and typing at the same time? (says a silent prayer to myself) God, it's me jiggyjiggyhoss. Please make it so that I never have to require the assistance of an ambulance for we all know that ambulance drivers and platypuses are your way of showing a sense of humor. Amen.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Bum adventures.
Take a bum to a strip club.
Give a bum a bad makeover.
Get drunk with a bum.
Get in a fight with a bum.
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