11-21-2008, 09:11 AM
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11-21-2008, 09:16 AM
Not being able to find any Kryptonite, police officers have found that anything colored yellow can stop Superman in his tracks.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
11-21-2008, 09:26 AM
When SWAT couldn't convince the hostage takers to release their prisoners, they tried a new, experimental procedure - Nerd SWAT.
11-21-2008, 09:36 AM
if superman can get chilly, we are screwed.
11-21-2008, 10:22 AM
After Superman gave away his true identity by wearing his Kent glasses, security was a must.
11-21-2008, 10:40 AM
The strangest running race in all of southeast asia.
11-21-2008, 11:09 AM
I can't believe the stereotypes haven't been flying yet, I guess I'll kick it off...
He's faster than a speeding burret.
11-21-2008, 11:13 AM
superman: " Don't you know who I am? Can't you see this red "S" on my chest?"
cop: " I'm gonna give you a red S and a black eye, if you don't get behind this police line." -Bill Cosby
11-21-2008, 11:28 AM
Market researchers have found that giving products a Latino twist boost sales. It is unfortunate that this theory didn't quite work out for the Superman industry.
That's what she said.
11-21-2008, 11:39 AM
Tired of people saying they look Asian, Pablo took on his own means to uphold the Mexican pride.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
11-21-2008, 11:50 AM
Superman Costume:55 Dollars
Paying my cousin to rob the mini mart: 500 Dollars My Big Break to get a spot on Heros: Priceless.
11-21-2008, 11:57 AM
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, hell no, it's Yakimori in his damn halloween costume. Eff!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
11-21-2008, 01:13 PM
He looks ridiculous. WTF was he thinking?
Sincerely, Randy Constan
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
11-22-2008, 01:34 PM
This invisibility coat works great!!! They'll never find me now!!! I'll just stand here and wait...............hey what's that police tape for? It's almost like they can see me.................................I'm Superman dammit!!!!!
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