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Create a Caption 11/21/08
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#2
Not being able to find any Kryptonite, police officers have found that anything colored yellow can stop Superman in his tracks.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
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#3
When SWAT couldn't convince the hostage takers to release their prisoners, they tried a new, experimental procedure - Nerd SWAT.
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#4
if superman can get chilly, we are screwed.
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#5
After Superman gave away his true identity by wearing his Kent glasses, security was a must.
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#6
The strangest running race in all of southeast asia.
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#7
I can't believe the stereotypes haven't been flying yet, I guess I'll kick it off...

He's faster than a speeding burret.
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#8
superman: " Don't you know who I am? Can't you see this red "S" on my chest?"

cop: " I'm gonna give you a red S and a black eye, if you don't get behind this police line."




-Bill Cosby
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#9
Market researchers have found that giving products a Latino twist boost sales. It is unfortunate that this theory didn't quite work out for the Superman industry.
That's what she said.
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#10
Tired of people saying they look Asian, Pablo took on his own means to uphold the Mexican pride.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#11
Superman Costume:55 Dollars

Paying my cousin to rob the mini mart: 500 Dollars

My Big Break to get a spot on Heros: Priceless.
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#12
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, hell no, it's Yakimori in his damn halloween costume. Eff!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#13
He looks ridiculous. WTF was he thinking?

Sincerely,

Randy Constan
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#14
where's my horse?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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#15
This invisibility coat works great!!! They'll never find me now!!! I'll just stand here and wait...............hey what's that police tape for? It's almost like they can see me.................................I'm Superman dammit!!!!!
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