Introduce yourself!

[Mad Dog]

Also, is there anyone who can re-size the dog and ducks for an avatar?

You don't have too. just put it in there and it will resize it automatically

[bacontorpedo]

I am just introducing myself here as I am obligated to do so.






I feel like I just joined an AA meeting where they make you stand up and no matter how lame what you will say is, you have to say something.

[vsangelchick]

You mean....Hi, I'm Karly, and I am addicted to the FBHW forum....I was just left alone for the next 5 weeks by my new husband.....stupid work.

[plungerhand]

AWESOME Dingdongyo!!!!!


Welcome shawnp and everyone else I have yet had the pleasure...

[Queenie]

Also, is there anyone who can re-size the dog and ducks for an avatar?

I took care of it and sent you a PM with the URL.

[potthole]

You mean....Hi, I'm Karly, and I am addicted to the FBHW forum....I was just left alone for the next 5 weeks by my new husband.....stupid work.

We get it, you're married...

definitely gonna need distraction this night now....hubby went off to WV for work till Christmas....BOO!!

definitely gonna need distraction this night now....hubby went off to WV for work till Christmas....BOO!!

I want to go, I want to play...I even have the day off....grr for knowing no one else who wants to or is available (other than the hubby)

Well, let me see...
I was born and raised here in W MI. I went to school in the UP, moved back down here when there were some family issues. Started working for victoria's secret, re-connected with an ex about 2 years ago, and married him 3 1/2 weeks ago. We're setting up home less than a block away from the house I grew up in and we're waiting for his 5 year old son to move down with us. Oh, and no matter how much they suck, I'm loyal to my teams (which is really hard when you're a lions fan married to a packer fan).

Man I miss everything while I'm off getting hitched....I will be "undecided" for a while, until someone persuades me to vote for them.

My hubby got a big fork on opening day....mmmm....venison!

[Howie Feltersnatch]

We get it, you're married...

really? crap, i thought i had a shot

[vsangelchick]

and you're pointing our my redundancy?? Hmmm.....yeah.....it doesn't happen at all around here with any other topics....

[Howie Feltersnatch]

and you're pointing our my redundancy?? Hmmm.....yeah.....it doesn't happen at all around here with any other topics....

he does it to others too...he's equal opportunity

[vsangelchick]

precisely my point...

[agentsmith]

I am Joe. I have lived in west Michigan my entire life. I used to be a super stoner looser drunk, but now I'm just a nerd that likes one bowl and one beer a day. If given the opportunity, I will play video games for hours, but I realy get off on pen and paper RPGs and magic cards. Like I said, I'm a nerd. People tell me I look like john Lennon, or a hippy, or like I walked right out of the seventies. Probably because I have quite long brown hair and round glasses. Anywho, I have listened to the show off and on sence high school. So I can remeber pre-producer joe shenanigans. Never been married, don't want to get married either, at least until I think myself old. I will be attending cc this winter semester, and hopefully in five to ten years I will have a sweet job in robotics and cybernetics (<--told ya I was a nerd). Finally, if the world ends in my lifetime, I will live on the moon and have robot armor to kick commie/alien/terrorist/antichrist ass. Welcome to the world of Stupid, please enjoy your stay. I'll be here all week. The stroganoff is worth it. <--(what the hell am I talking about?)

[Rock Monster]

I used to be a super stoner looser drunk, but now I'm just a nerd that likes one bowl and one beer a day.

... because you're not a stoner if you only get high once a day. :

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I used to be a super stoner looser drunk, but now I'm just a nerd that likes one bowl and one beer a day.

... because you're not a stoner if you only get high once a day. :

nor a looser

[Mad Dog]

Hey... whats wrong with getting stoned and playing magic cards? I used to get stoned and play dungons and dragons. I'm better now.

[plungerhand]

I used to be a super stoner looser drunk, but now I'm just a nerd that likes one bowl and one beer a day.

... because you're not a stoner if you only get high once a day. :

Thank god.


" 'cause I get stoned in the morning, and I get drunk in the afternoon."
-Charlie Daniels

It's not stupid's fault. Society made him do it. WHere's Zestor? I don't have much time.....

[agentsmith]

Better than never being sober like I was. I mean I smoked on average one blunt, one joint, and five bowls a day, plus at least two beers on a weekday. Trust me when I say I'm lucky to have two brain cells to rub together, but now that I'm older and wiser, I am retrying school so what brain I do have doesn't go to waste.
Despite my moniker, I am quite skilled at math and science. I figured out the idea of infintesimals in seventh grade in my geometry class. I had a semster of college credit by the time I graduated hogh school. Then I went to college. I learned to party but that's about it. After a few years of living in the real world, I feel confident now to pick up where I had left off. Hence my returning to school.
There, now buy my damn stroganoff.

[thndrkttn]

Hi! I am brand spanking new to the message but not to the show.

My name is Jennifer. 37. Financial Investigator. Married. No kids. Two yellow labs, Althea and Bear.




Moved to Charlotte, NC from Albany, NY about 15 months ago so I can only listen online until I get the podcast thing figured out. Holy hell, do I miss the guys on my drive to work. Bob and Tom suck the big one.

Started listening to the show when Stern went off the air. Wasn't a huge fan but like most, the show grew on me. Funniest moment for me thus far is when they were talking about Zane unplugging the toilet with his hand and FreeBeer chimed in with "To a little kid when the toilet starts to overflow, it's like the universe is tearing." Ran over a curb I was laughing so hard.

[Queenie]

Hi! I am brand spanking new to the message but not to the show.

My name is Jennifer. 37. Financial Investigator. Married. No kids. Two yellow labs, Althea and Bear.




Moved to Charlotte, NC from Albany, NY about 15 months ago so I can only listen online until I get the podcast thing figured out. Holy hell, do I miss the guys on my drive to work. Bob and Tom suck the big one.

Started listening to the show when Stern went off the air. Wasn't a huge fan but like most, the show grew on me. Funniest moment for me thus far is when they were talking about Zane unplugging the toilet with his hand and FreeBeer chimed in with "To a little kid when the toilet starts to overflow, it's like the universe is tearing." Ran over a curb I was laughing so hard.

SWEET!! Check your personal messages (at the very top of this page).

[mainerliser]

Cutest puppies ever!!!!! What sweet faces!

[thndrkttn]

Thanks! They are very sweet. The one is back is my little girl and she's a lot of fun. The one in front is Bear and he's my 11 year old. He is the opitome of a sweet 'ol boy.

[Biff]

Welcome aboard!

[peachs]

Hi, I'm Cindy.

Born and raised in Des Moines, IA on a horse ranch. I'm the oldest of 9 children. My folks immigrated from Ireland and have since divorced and gotten re-married.

I've been married and divorced. I have no children.

A long list of mistakes over the last few years have brought me to the man I hope to marry one day. I moved to Saratoga Springs a little over a year ago to be with Shaun. He's probably the smartest, most wonderful, and caring guy I've ever met. I met him on SuicideGirls, where I was in the process of becoming a model on the site and fell in love with him almost instantly. I've since quit the site, and stopped modeling all-together.

Even though I've made my share of mistakes, I'm probably one of the happiest people you'll ever meet. I honestly believe that life is what you make it, and if you can keep your chin up, you'll be just fine.

I work part time at Spencer's here in Saratoga Springs. I love my job, although sometimes rude/idiot guests can make me feel a bit stabby.

I think that's pretty much it about me, I suppose I'd be happy to answer any questions that anyone would have, all you need do is ask.

[pgun3]

michigan girl, I have a great sense of humor, and I have a pretty sick one at that, I love to laugh & make people laugh.

I have been married for 8yrs, been w/same man for 22 yrs this November!! He is my bestfriend. I don't have kids. Work in the dental field. So I am really into oral. Oh man did I just say that I meant oral hygiene! LOL :-*

Not much else to say, love going to the movies, especially since they have gotten some good ones that go w/my sense of humor!! ex: Walk hard, 40 yr old virgin, Zack & Miri make a porn etc.

[pgun3]

Hi! I am brand spanking new to the message but not to the show.

My name is Jennifer. 37. Financial Investigator. Married. No kids. Two yellow labs, Althea and Bear.




Moved to Charlotte, NC from Albany, NY about 15 months ago so I can only listen online until I get the podcast thing figured out. Holy hell, do I miss the guys on my drive to work. Bob and Tom suck the big one.

Started listening to the show when Stern went off the air. Wasn't a huge fan but like most, the show grew on me. Funniest moment for me thus far is when they were talking about Zane unplugging the toilet with his hand and FreeBeer chimed in with "To a little kid when the toilet starts to overflow, it's like the universe is tearing." Ran over a curb I was laughing so hard.

Love your dogs!!! I had to put mine down this April! I was the saddest day of our lives. She was our baby!

[jaydethespaz]

Try being a Bills fan.

A lot of people play the "my team sucks worse than yours" game, but our Lion's void any other arguments and win the crown. Booya, we suck the hardest!

The lions do suck pretty bad...I watched the game yesterday.

My real name is Jackie. I will be 20 in January. I have a daughter who will be two soon. I went to high school in big lake minnesota and live in hillbillyville of the northern states. I got broken up with yesterday of all days, and having a rough patch...but enough about that mess. I'm going to school to become a nurse, and failing because i'm stupid.

[professorpinasheep]

My name's Cory. I live in West Michigan, been listening to FB&HW for a while.. I used to listen to Ron & Don on KLQ (hold your tomatoes.. we all make mistakes.. At least I'm atoning for it now by listening to a kickass morning show), but when they moved down to Lousiana to try to syndicate, I switched to FB&HW. Been married for 6+ years, have three kids and a dog. For now, until I probably get laid off in the near future, I work in production for an automotive supplier. I love most sports, though football is by far my favorite (I'm a Steelers fan by choice, Lions only by birth). I to read, grill, hang out with family and friends, and uh.. long walks on the beach by the moonlight when the moon is full?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

My name is Ron. I am an ambulance driver in Michigan.

[agentsmith]

you lie fetus

[boizalynne]

I am Tara and I am 25
I grew up in a really really really small town where everyone knew everyone and it seemed like everyone was doing everyone too (tends to happen when the gene pool is very thin...) I married a guy that I had dated since I was 17 years old, and we now have 3 1/2 kids.... and he is about to get a wonderful christmas present package that includes the severing of his baby-making parts... no seriously, he really is getting the 'cut' right before christmas... I think he is more excited than I am. He is an electrical tech. in Grand Rapids Michigan for the Aerospace industry, and right now I stay at home with the kiddos, while finishing Nursing School. Other than that, that is my life in a nutshell. Of course the finer points have been omitted for your reading pleasure.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

this story makes me think i know you.... ???

where have you been lately?

[boizalynne]

this story makes me think i know you.... ???

where have you been lately?

You might know me... If I remember correctly we both swam in that slightly contaminated and understocked gene pool called Lawrence High...

I have been busy. Holidays really take alot of work around here because there are about 400 christmases to attend from the end of October until the beginning of January, and the semester is wrapping up right now, SO I have assloads of homework. Thank god it is almost over now. BUT where have YOU been. Whenever I turn on my trusty ol' MSN I am no longer greeted by the cynical yet slightly titilating conversations of KDM... what gives?!

[Howie Feltersnatch]

this story makes me think i know you.... ???

where have you been lately?

You might know me... If I remember correctly we both swam in that slightly contaminated and understocked gene pool called Lawrence High...

I have been busy. Holidays really take alot of work around here because there are about 400 christmases to attend from the end of October until the beginning of January, and the semester is wrapping up right now, SO I have assloads of homework. Thank god it is almost over now. BUT where have YOU been. Whenever I turn on my trusty ol' MSN I am no longer greeted by the cynical yet slightly titilating conversations of KDM... what gives?!

This Effing place keeps me busy...you know...work...gotta pay the bills

[medicron]

We here goes, I am a husband of 11 years and proud dad of 5 kids. I have been working in grand rapids area for 8 years. My favorite hobbies is hanging w/ my kids and wife. i have 3 daughters 19, 17, 16. 2 sons 16, and 13. my wife is the love of my life.
Freebeer and Hotwings is the only way to start the day.

And to those of you who already dislike me, piss off. Have plenty of friends already.

[Biff]

I have been busy.

We miss you when you're not here. Starting January 5 we expect you here full time.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I have been busy.

We miss you when you're not here. Starting January 5 we expect you here full time.

you just want dirt on me

[skc7280]

Sara. 28. KY. Love the show! Just started listening in September. Stream from WGRD. Hope to get it on air here. Our local douchebags suck.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

you lie fetus

I no lie.

I lie never.

ok.

maybe I lie.

[boizalynne]

I have been busy.

We miss you when you're not here. Starting January 5 we expect you here full time.

For you Biff, anything...

[boizalynne]

We miss you when you're not here. Starting January 5 we expect you here full time.

you just want dirt on me

He doesn't need me to get dirt on you... you give it away freely yourself...