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Post-a-holics Anonymous 12 step program:
1) We admitted that we were powerless to STOP posting to Stoopid threads.
2) Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity .
3) Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of FB&HW as we understood them.
4) Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and how others failed us, so we did not have to blame ourselves, EVER!!!
5) Admitted to FB&HW, the exact nature of our wrongs, which they then used to rip us a new one and exploited us for the benefit of their many listeners.
6) Were entirely ready to have FB&HW remove all these defects of character , only they INSIST on adding MORE defects of character.
7) Humbly asked Joe to remove our shortcomings . Joe then asked us how to remove HIS!!!
8) Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make examples of them all.
9) Made direct examples of such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others, unless it was REALLY funny!
10) Continued to take advantage of others' personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly hid it .
11) Sought through phone calls and message boards to improve our conscious contact with FB&HW as we understood them, phoning only for knowledge of FB&HW's will for us and the power to carry that out ( Ask Joe about THAT one!)
12) Having had a Fartual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other listeners and to practice these principles in all our affairs.( Use a condom.)
I WIN!!!!
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nope, sorry. you typed all that for nothing.
I'm the winner cause I'm cool. and I don't know alot of big words. so there.
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airhornahole Wrote:A
B( yaay me! I no's da alfdabet!!! )
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C u guys later cause I'm the winner......
now leave me alone. j/k 
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Duuuurrrrrrrrpppppppyyyyyy...
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Exactly, beause I'm the winner.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Golly Gee, too bad we forgot the F
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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hell it changed itself. It did say f.*.c.k. Minus the periods
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Dr. Stupid Wrote:hell it changed itself. It did say f.*.c.k. Minus the periods
There you go thinking again.
You know there are three (3) words on the boards that will automatically change when used. But thank you for omitting a letter and not just spelling it out. I'll +1 you next hour, but then i'll have to take it away for you being yourself!! 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I wouldn't have it any other way! Thx queenie!
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Just shut up and stop posting already.
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you guys all suck
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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i proved my point 
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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By becoming oneof us? Well done, I think
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I win
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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YOU'RE not so fast...now go make me a sammich
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Make me one too.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I make the best breakfast sandwiches......what would you like?
But I ain't bringing it to Michigan dammit.
and i'm the winner cause y'all can't even make your own sammiches.
peace.
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Do you used shaved beaver meat? YUM!!!
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That is weird.
Now to the ceremony of my victory!
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boy you guys are so sexual
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bkchka-bkchka bowbow
(sound it out)
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Only someone with a sick mind would make something sexual out of a sandwich.....make sure if I'm ever in the back of your ambulance you're focused on the road and not whatever is in your dirty, filthy mind.
Victory is mine!!!!
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hey, can I get one with mustard?
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your momma Wrote:Only someone with a sick mind would make something sexual out of a sandwich.....make sure if I'm ever in the back of your ambulance you're focused on the road and not whatever is in your dirty, filthy mind.
Victory is mine!!!!
Did anyone else see Harold and Kumar - Escape from Gitmo?
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STOP POSTING ALREADY AND LET ME WIN!!
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Stop using the caps button...you can't win when I've already won.
I couldn't get through the first 30 min of that God awful movie.
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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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Ha ha ha ha ha! i win!
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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imatoolhed Wrote:CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL Yeah dude your a badass!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Just got home from watching BOLT. Cute movie.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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