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#1
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#2
2nd post, i win
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
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#3
imatoolhed Wrote:2nd post, i win

You won a tool in your head :Smile
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#4
I just wanted to say

THANKS!!


Smile Smile Smile
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#5
Fistor, it's like you're on the business end of Muhammad Ali's fists circa 1964. You're gonna get beat.
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#6
burnking Wrote:Fistor, it's like you're on the business end of Muhamma Ali's fists circa 1964. You're gonna get beat.
:-X thanks for my morning giggle! :-X
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#7
You know what they say about second place?

It totally kicks ass and is whole lots of places better than the rest of you sucks!!! :-X
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#8
I've actually always heard that second place is the first loser.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#9
Fistor who?
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#10
oh i've missed you :-X
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#11
Rock Monster Wrote:I've actually always heard that second place is the first loser.

I heard you like to have sex with livestock.
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#12
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:oh i've missed you :-X

My computer's busted. I'm typing this on a very unstable smartphone.
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#13
Fistor!! Did you hear me on Nascar Math this morning? I totally kicked ass!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#14
Fistor Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:I've actually always heard that second place is the first loser.

I heard you like to have sex with livestock.

No, no. You're getting that all wrong. When I said "Eff no" when you asked me to join in, that didn't mean that I wanted to Eff.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#15
Fistor Wrote:You know what they say about second place?

It totally kicks ass and is whole lots of places better than the rest of you sucks!!! :-X

using "suck" as a noun is genius, but i still want you to lose
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#16
good morning everyone, just wanted to drop a note from my ambulance.
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#17
and oh what a lunker it was
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#18
Had to vote for the Queen
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#19
the queen reigns
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#20
medicron Wrote:the queen reigns
god save the queen. long live the queen
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#21
medicron Wrote:
medicron Wrote:the queen reigns
god save the queen. long live the queen

...dude, that's my wife and she already has a King jestor.
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#22
a sign of the times, a husband that knows that his wife wears the pants, not the skirt only
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#23
medicron Wrote:
medicron Wrote:the queen reigns
god save the queen. long live the queen

Did you seriously just quote yourself one minute later? Are you in love with yourself that much?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#24
Rock Monster Wrote:
medicron Wrote:god save the queen. long live the queen

Did you seriously just quote yourself one minute later? Are you in love with yourself that much?
Yes he is!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#25
Jiggy Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:Did you seriously just quote yourself one minute later? Are you in love with yourself that much?
Yes he is!
I'll say it again!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#26
Having met her in person, I can only say the right person won. Queenie rocks the house.
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#27
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That's what she said.
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#28
All hail the Queen.

Queenie you will have to PM your mailing address my way so that I may send you your prize. Once you receive it you must submit a picture of yourself with it!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#29
medicron Wrote:a sign of the times, a husband that knows that his wife wears the pants, not the skirt only

And a bambulance driver that considers it a good day when he doesn't drool over a patient.
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#30
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I'm speechless . . . for the first time in my life!! :-X
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#31
You deserve it.
Congratulations! Smile
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#32
Congrats woman....I'm so proud
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
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#33
I thought you were a winner when I nominated you Smile Congrats!
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#34
Well, at least it was a close vote...... :Smile
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#35
sunshyne Wrote:I thought you were a winner when I nominated you Smile Congrats!

I knew she was a winner when I married her!

gonna get lucky tonight...
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#36
jus' P Wrote:
sunshyne Wrote:I thought you were a winner when I nominated you Smile Congrats!

I knew she was a winner when I married her!

gonna get lucky tonight...


She knew you were a winner because you married her Wink
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#37
jus' P Wrote:
sunshyne Wrote:I thought you were a winner when I nominated you Smile Congrats!

I knew she was a winner when I married her!

gonna get lucky tonight...

Thanks alot!

i hope you read your email so you'll have a clue as to what that means
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#38
Queenie Wrote:
jus' P Wrote:I knew she was a winner when I married her!

gonna get lucky tonight...

Thanks alot!

i hope you read your email so you'll have a clue as to what that means

read it...I don't get it...
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#39
I bet $2 it was an empty email, signifying that Plunger was getting nothing.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#40
0rz0ski Wrote:I bet $2 it was an empty email, signifying that Plunger was getting nothing.

See #7 in this post.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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