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lokizilla Wrote:I can think of things that are more fun.
Posted by lokizilla on Today at 7:37am
Why suck when you can delicately lick?

ummm didn't mean to ruffle any feathers, just thought you sounded a little, you know, frustrated.......?
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CAR!! Game on!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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GAME ON!!!!

(Wayne's crazy ex-girlfriend rides by on her bike) Hi Wayne...um hi......(crashes into parked car)
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CAR!!
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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Game on!
Game on!

Gretzky shoots!
Oh, Gretzky is denied!

Choked in the open net.

Edit: Just in case the need arises, here's a link to the entire script of Wayne's World - http://www.angelfire.com/un2/pefty/dude.html
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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how did this get turned into a Wayne's World thread?............

don't get me wrong, loved the movie......

but i'm the winner.....

GAME OVER!!
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your momma Wrote:how did this get turned into a Wayne's World thread?............

don't get me wrong, loved the movie......

but i'm the winner.....

GAME OVER!!

Nope....



"We got five thousand dollars, we got five thousand dollars.....!"
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Denied.
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FAIL.
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- What is it?
- It's a gun rack.
- A gun rack? A gun rack.
Sh'yeah, great. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns necessitating an entire rack.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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scha-wing
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imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
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Wayne, if you're not careful,
you're gonna lose me.

I lost you two months ago.

Are you mental? We broke up.
Get the net!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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you lose!
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I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
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I love in the sequel when that British dude they hire to help with Waynestock tells the story of Ozzy not going on stage unless he has a bunch of brown M&M's. " I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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your momma Wrote:
lokizilla Wrote:I can think of things that are more fun.
Posted by lokizilla on Today at 7:37am
Why suck when you can delicately lick?

ummm didn't mean to ruffle any feathers, just thought you sounded a little, you know, frustrated.......?

Maybe....maybe not. LOL
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Shhhhhhhh.

Go to sleep and dream of my victory.
Wowie Groovie !
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not tonite bud
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imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
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not dreaming of anyone's victory
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but I do need a nap
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Mmmm, nap
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imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
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sounds good to me.
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yes. sleep. and when you awake you will realize that i am the winner.......good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
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maybe so, but hubby isn't ready. and not sure if i can sleep....big test for future tomorrow
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Good Luck with the test! I just had to take some Nyquil so I can breath and maybe get some sleep tonight.
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My test won't let me take the Nyquil, cause it I pass it, it won't be good for the baby, if there is one.
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Just checking in!

"Wayne, can I put the Fender back now please?" "Not today my good man, I'm feeling saucy, I think I'm going to buy it..."
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Still love the ducks, doesn't mean you win.
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You sure?
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Women are beating the guys tushies at Nascar Math, why not this?
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ohhhh snap. That was a good one.
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I'm just saying that with the record for the board, the women win more than the men do, so the guys might as well give up and let the women dominate them like usual.
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i'm all for that... so, what we talking bout. whips and paddles and rope and such
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you wish......
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lol_tushies
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lokizilla Wrote:My test won't let me take the Nyquil, cause it I pass it, it won't be good for the baby, if there is one.

so you think you might be with bebe?
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imatoolhed Wrote:
lokizilla Wrote:My test won't let me take the Nyquil, cause it I pass it, it won't be good for the baby, if there is one.

so you think you might be with bebe?

Yeah, probably so. But won't know until the doctor says so. But I can still dominate any man. But if I don't win one of the other ladies on the board will.
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well congrats on the newbie to be, my wife and i are trying for our second... hes 3 and a half bundle of fun
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imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
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Not sure if I am, but if I'm not, I'm going to have fun preparing again....Good luck on a second one. We are hoping this will be our first.
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and back to the serious business at hand... a woman joke

what do you do when you find your wife stumbling around in the backyard... shoot her again
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