12-09-2008, 09:00 AM
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12-09-2008, 10:35 AM
After stealing the sack of toys, Hermey the misfit elf gives up his dream of being a dentist and decides he wants the big man's job.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-09-2008, 10:56 AM
Damn that Easter Bunny! He moved my sleigh again!
12-09-2008, 10:56 AM
Even hobos dress the part in Christmas, Michigan (it's a real place)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-09-2008, 11:03 AM
Dang it, the aliens are coming to get me again.
12-09-2008, 11:13 AM
I told those reindeer to wait RIGHT HERE!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!
12-09-2008, 11:21 AM
How did my sack get so dirty?
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
12-09-2008, 01:52 PM
Where's my damn flask when I need it?, I'm shooting those effin reindeer for making me walk again. mmmm venison.
12-09-2008, 02:04 PM
alright! fine! i'll take the "butt out" back! just don't leave me here!
12-09-2008, 02:08 PM
dingdongyo Wrote:alright! fine! i'll take the "butt out" back! just don't leave me here! DAMMIT..good job!!!! +10
12-09-2008, 08:03 PM
Sh*t.. I knew I should've put a LoJak on the sleigh.
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
12-10-2008, 02:10 AM
Ho! Ho! Utinni!
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