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Right now I'm....
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12-12-2008, 06:55 AM
Getting ready to go to work, Listening to Freebeer and Hotwings!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
12-12-2008, 11:20 AM
getting ready to pay some bills and do some more shopping.
12-12-2008, 01:18 PM
syncing my palm pilot....if you know what i mean
 (connecting to the work server and updating contacts, emails, and my calendar...clearly)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-12-2008, 01:23 PM
Thinking about grabbing a Whopper for lunch despite their new very stupid ad campaign.
"Yah man, Whoppers is good, man" makes me want to rip my ears off.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-12-2008, 01:26 PM
Admin Wrote:Thinking about grabbing a Whopper for lunch despite their new very stupid ad campaign. I thought you were talking about where they travel to the "ends of the earth" to find people that have never had a hamburger to test the Whopper against the Big Mac. Then they end it with the Heroes knock-off logo.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-12-2008, 01:28 PM
Admin Wrote:Thinking about grabbing a Whopper for lunch despite their new very stupid ad campaign. I've been eating roast beef and turkey sandwhiches at my desk for the last 3 weeks....saves me a ton of loot. And I can see the base of my schwanz again...it use to be eclipsed by my belly
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-12-2008, 01:33 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:Thinking about grabbing a Whopper for lunch despite their new very stupid ad campaign. The Wii Fit told me I lost 4 pounds. Oatmeal for breakfast is beginning to pay off. 
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-12-2008, 01:40 PM
i have a banana or cheerios for breakfast every morning...
banana at the office or if i'm not running late the cereal...i've never eaten breakfast really before lately...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-12-2008, 01:42 PM
... preparing to get "let go".
I suspect it will be this afternoon.
12-12-2008, 01:45 PM
 that blows
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-12-2008, 02:05 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I've been eating roast beef and turkey sandwhiches at my desk for the last 3 weeks....saves me a ton of loot. And I can see the base of my schwanz again...it use to be eclipsed by my belly effin deal breaker....TMI
12-12-2008, 02:08 PM
just the base was hidden....i was that fat...nor am I that....nevermind
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-12-2008, 02:15 PM
airhornahole Wrote:HR manager went home. I'm safe until Monday. OFFICE PARTY! ![[Image: MX357598_429long.jpg]](http://srv-londonimages-2.londontown.com/2007/May/MX357598_429long.jpg)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-12-2008, 02:29 PM
right now i'm:
falling asleep at my desk k,m ,k,gfc dv df mj ik,m,kjioknbvfcrtyuijkm,ioujnmkloijujhn ...what? I nodded off on my keyboard...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-12-2008, 02:39 PM
we won't find out if we get an extra day of until the 24th. usually the let us go early on Christmas Eve...but the state office is to busy leaving as soon as they get the news to relay it to the local offices.
dicks
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-12-2008, 02:54 PM
Excited! One hour left at work, and after work, fiancee is taking me to some hot tubs. Whoo!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
12-12-2008, 02:58 PM
Coming off our office Christmas party high. We ate at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. I had the surf and turf.....Delicious......
Leaving early today. Got a cabin in Gatlinburg for the weekend. Pretty stoked about that.
12-12-2008, 03:22 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Coming off our office Christmas party high. We ate at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. I had the surf and turf.....Delicious...... Ruth Chris for a Christmas party? I wanna work there!! I absolutely love Ruth Chris. Have fun this weekend!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-12-2008, 03:23 PM
Running taxi service for the attorneys in the office . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-12-2008, 04:20 PM
listing crap on ebay for my brother...he is in another town, on the toilet...so i can't get my questions answered until he returns to either his phone or IM.....
j-hole
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-12-2008, 04:26 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:listing crap on ebay for my brother...he is in another town, on the toilet...so i can't get my questions answered until he returns to either his phone or IM..... don't worry everyone...he's back now....didn't fall in 
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-12-2008, 05:22 PM
getting ready to take off for the weekend
8-) > :-X
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
12-12-2008, 07:21 PM
scrolling thru this thread and seeing whatcha all be doing
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
12-13-2008, 12:29 PM
I loved that movie when I was a kid....
Anyway, right now I am finally getting to watch my TV shows that I have recorded on my DVR..totally laughing my ass off at The Office!!! 
12-13-2008, 01:27 PM
Making a fruit pizza, courtesy of opus in the dessert topic. Thank you!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-13-2008, 03:58 PM
I just got done hemming my husbands new suit for the party tonight.
12-13-2008, 05:17 PM
lokizilla Wrote:I just got done hemming my husbands new suit for the party tonight. Have a great time!! Have one or ten on me!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-13-2008, 05:43 PM
Queenie Wrote:lokizilla Wrote:I just got done hemming my husbands new suit for the party tonight. I hope so. My friend Keri, is bring her fiancee, so my hubby will have someone he knows there. Also, my new nickname at work is Mrs. Popularity. "You know everyone here." Me, "Yeah, I have never met someone I didn't like, they may annoy me, but yeah, I'll talk to anyone."
12-13-2008, 05:53 PM
I'm amused that, when a cashier asked for my phone number in order to begin the transaction, I told her it was 555-1212 and she replied with "that's a really easy number to memorize".
People are dumb.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-13-2008, 05:56 PM
Just found out, while looking at work email, that we have the 24th through the 26th off!! Wow, i've never had Christmas Eve off!! Woot Woot!!!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-13-2008, 05:58 PM
Queenie Wrote:Just found out, while looking at work email, that we have the 24th through the 26th off!! Wow, i've never had Christmas Eve off!! Woot Woot!!!!! I'm jealous.
12-13-2008, 06:01 PM
Getting ready to go have a nice dinner with my wife downtown.
12-13-2008, 06:18 PM
potthole Wrote:Getting ready to go have a nice dinner with my wife downtown. Awwww . . . how sweet!! Plungee took me for a surprise lunch at Logan's!! It was pretty awesome!!! I love surprises!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! |
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