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12-13-2008, 07:07 PM
Admin Wrote:I'm amused that, when a cashier asked for my phone number in order to begin the transaction, I told her it was 555-1212 and she replied with "that's a really easy number to memorize". haha awesome
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
12-13-2008, 08:04 PM
watching VH1 Rock honors The Who....getting ready to eat dinner and enjoy a nice Saturday evening alone....yeah, I have NO life....
12-13-2008, 08:28 PM
.....very happy I have power again!!! I think I'm going to crank the hear up to 70 and go to bed!! I'm exhausted!
12-13-2008, 08:35 PM
mainerliser Wrote:.....very happy I have power again!!! I think I'm going to crank the hear up to 70 and go to bed!! I'm exhausted! Yeah, how long were you without power? God you must be freezing...the high only got to 48 here and I'm about to freeze!!! Put some thick socks on and crash girl!!!! 
12-13-2008, 08:44 PM
eating s'mores and chasing it down with red bull before work.
12-13-2008, 08:50 PM
We lost power Friday morning around 3:00 am. Just got it back at 6:00 pm tonight. If it weren't for my neighbors, I'm sure my pipes would have burst!! They took turns hooking up their generators to my house to keep it above 50! The temp dropped to the single numbers Friday night and froze up everything solid. You should here it!!! Lots of trees around my house. It's like listening to clinking champagne glasses all night. When I checked on the house this morning it was down to 42!!! Glad I have great neighbors!!!!!! Time for sleep!
12-13-2008, 08:56 PM
Good neighbors are hard to find. You're lucky. Stay warm!!!!! Good night.
12-13-2008, 09:26 PM
FYI - If you are ever without power and worried about freezing pipes, put windshield washer solvent in your toilets and keep a trickle of water running at each faucet. It may keep things from freezing altogether.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
12-14-2008, 01:12 PM
Queenie Wrote:potthole Wrote:Getting ready to go have a nice dinner with my wife downtown. Our Realtor got us a giftcard as a "thank-you" for working with him, so we had a special night out. Some nice wine, fantastic filet mignon, and in the end we only wound up having to pay what it would cost us to go out to Applebee's. 
12-14-2008, 02:13 PM
Finished with two tech manuals for IT and ready to play!!!
12-14-2008, 03:29 PM
watching football
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
12-14-2008, 07:15 PM
Getting ready to go on a date.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
12-14-2008, 07:57 PM
Taking care of the sick girlfriend......and watching football.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
12-14-2008, 10:58 PM
Glad to be home from Ann Arbor.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-14-2008, 11:10 PM
Thinking I might be coming down with something.
12-15-2008, 12:30 AM
Actually going to bed early tonight - before midnight!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-15-2008, 10:22 AM
Right now I'm:
Sporting the sorest back ever
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-15-2008, 10:23 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right now I'm: That's what happens when you decide to switch from "pitcher" to "catcher."
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-15-2008, 10:25 AM
or sleep on a shitty futon for a week...only another week to go
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-15-2008, 10:43 AM
potthole Wrote:Thinking I might be coming down with something. aids?
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
12-15-2008, 10:52 AM
imatoolhed Wrote:potthole Wrote:Thinking I might be coming down with something. I thought your karma had to be at -50 to get the aids.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
12-15-2008, 12:39 PM
Laughing at all the people in my department freaking out about the snow. Sure, it's no treat out there right now, but come on people, it's Michigan. You've been through this stuff before, it's not like snow is a new thing.
imatoolhed Wrote:potthole Wrote:Thinking I might be coming down with something. You got it. 8-) 
12-15-2008, 01:10 PM
potthole Wrote:Thinking I might be coming down with something. I hope not. You have a job on Saturday mister.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-15-2008, 01:42 PM
Queenie Wrote:imatoolhed Wrote:aids? Well I'm F'd then
Wowie Groovie !
12-15-2008, 04:18 PM
Right now I'm:
Waiting for a phone call. I was asked to sit on a board of Irrigation Gurus that sets policy and is the 'Authority for Irrigating Questions in Northern Indiana and Southern Michigan"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-15-2008, 06:52 PM
Sitting, waiting for my Pot pie to cook.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
12-15-2008, 11:01 PM
Thinking it might be time to give Rapidrepair a call soon. The ipod battery appears to have seen its better days.
12-15-2008, 11:06 PM
Trying to come out of a funk...sad...wondering why it is so hard when people who don't want kids have, then one of my liberal athiest friend's wife, in one moment hit me when I was low. After what she said, I can't believe that they are adopting, poor kid, ignorance is bliss I guess...."Call center people are ambulance drivers, they are either fat (her husband and I, but she's bigger than both of us), high school educated (her husband, my husband, and I are still trying to get back in college), gay, or ghetto black, and only people that are lazy do call center jobs." Okay, I wish she had said this ten decibles higher, being at a Call Center Christmas party, full of a lot of blacks, and her being white, I would have loved to see her butt get beaten by all 4 groups.
12-15-2008, 11:09 PM
Why did the word idiots get replaced with ambulance drivers?
12-15-2008, 11:10 PM
potthole Wrote:Thinking it might be time to give Rapidrepair a call soon. The ipod battery appears to have seen its better days. WHAT!?! NO! NO! macs are immortal
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
12-15-2008, 11:28 PM
trying to fix my computer.
Being unable to install anything blows.
12-16-2008, 12:45 AM
...needing to go to sleep..another busy day tomorrow.
12-16-2008, 09:24 AM
lokizilla Wrote:Trying to come out of a funk...sad...wondering why it is so hard when people who don't want kids have, then one of my liberal athiest friend's wife, in one moment hit me when I was low. After what she said, I can't believe that they are adopting, poor kid, ignorance is bliss I guess...."Call center people are ambulance drivers, they are either fat (her husband and I, but she's bigger than both of us), high school educated (her husband, my husband, and I are still trying to get back in college), gay, or ghetto black, and only people that are lazy do call center jobs." Okay, I wish she had said this ten decibles higher, being at a Call Center Christmas party, full of a lot of blacks, and her being white, I would have loved to see her butt get beaten by all 4 groups. You need to get nicer friends.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-16-2008, 10:24 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:lokizilla Wrote:Trying to come out of a funk...sad...wondering why it is so hard when people who don't want kids have, then one of my liberal athiest friend's wife, in one moment hit me when I was low. After what she said, I can't believe that they are adopting, poor kid, ignorance is bliss I guess...."Call center people are ambulance drivers, they are either fat (her husband and I, but she's bigger than both of us), high school educated (her husband, my husband, and I are still trying to get back in college), gay, or ghetto black, and only people that are lazy do call center jobs." Okay, I wish she had said this ten decibles higher, being at a Call Center Christmas party, full of a lot of blacks, and her being white, I would have loved to see her butt get beaten by all 4 groups. She's my friend's wife. I just met her that night at the party....
12-16-2008, 10:57 AM
Telling everyone in the office (while laughing hysterically) about the girl who flipped me and Plungee off on the way to work.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! |
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