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lokizilla Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:You need to get nicer friends.
She's my friend's wife. I just met her that night at the party....
What can I say...I'm an idiot that doesn't know how to read.
Queenie Wrote:Telling everyone in the office (while laughing hysterically) about the girl who flipped me and Plungee off on the way to work.
Is it Story Time with Queenie, or is that the jist of it?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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0rz0ski Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Telling everyone in the office (while laughing hysterically) about the girl who flipped me and Plungee off on the way to work.
Is it Story Time with Queenie, or is that the jist of it?
Ok, so most people on the board know that Plungee and I ride to work together. We live in BFE and have to take back roads to the interstate. We woke up this morning expecting snow, but didn't see anything on the ground. When we pulled out of the driveway, we realized that the road was a solid sheet of ice. We started down the road knowing it was quite slick. While taking our time, we came upon 2 other drivers, but they were going uberslow, to the point of being dangerous. The first vehicle was a van. He slipped and slid and finally just pulled ot the side of the road to let a more normal driver pass. After passing the van, we come upon the second vehicle, a dumb bitch/slut/whore who didn't know how to drive on ice. So Plungee, seeing this, decided to stay in the passing lane and carefully go around her. While steadily going around this idiot, she rolls her window down and flips us off. But not just momentarily, the entire Effin time! We got around her with no problem, except that we couldn't get the damn camera out quick enough to shoot a picture for the cover of The Village Idiot. It took us a while to get to the interstate, but not as long as that moron, who, without doubt, went into the ditch because she refused to drive with 2 hands.
THE END!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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We want the story Queenie
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I don't understand what word is getting replaced with ambulance driver?
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sunshyne Wrote:I don't understand what word is getting replaced with ambulance driver?
The word is i-d-i-o-t . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Going to the office Christmas party.
no Effin liquor involved . . . boring!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I wonder if people who flip others off like that know they only get used for comical reference in future stories.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Queenie Wrote:Going to the office Christmas party.
no effin liquor involved . . . boring!!
check your boss's desk...3rd drawer on the left under the moose pics.
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sunshyne Wrote:I don't understand what word is getting replaced with ambulance driver?
If you look around the room and don't see one....it's you. 
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No, Queenie straightened me out, I know its not me, I may be a little naive, but i'm no idiot
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Today must be the day to be flipped off, I was waiting to turn on to the bridge into Nash. and roads weren't in the greatest condition, and I had left my house in plenty of time to not be late for work. I was waiting for traffic to stop before I pulled out, the light turned green and I pulled forward, but apparently not fast enough for the idiot behind me to honk his horn and flip me off as he drove past. I just smiled and waved.
Sweet retribution was that he got stuck in the traffic in the lane he chose, as I calmly drove by.
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Queenie Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:Is it Story Time with Queenie, or is that the jist of it?
Ok, so most people on the board know that Plungee and I ride to work together. We live in BFE and have to take back roads to the interstate. We woke up this morning expecting snow, but didn't see anything on the ground. When we pulled out of the driveway, we realized that the road was a solid sheet of ice. We started down the road knowing it was quite slick. While taking our time, we came upon 2 other drivers, but they were going uberslow, to the point of being dangerous. The first vehicle was a van. He slipped and slid and finally just pulled ot the side of the road to let a more normal driver pass. After passing the van, we come upon the second vehicle, a dumb bitch/slut/whore who didn't know how to drive on ice. So Plungee, seeing this, decided to stay in the passing lane and carefully go around her. While steadily going around this ambulance driver, she rolls her window down and flips us off. But not just momentarily, the entire effin time! We got around her with no problem, except that we couldn't get the damn camera out quick enough to shoot a picture for the cover of The Village ambulance driver. It took us a while to get to the interstate, but not as long as that ambulance driver, who, without doubt, went into the ditch because she refused to drive with 2 hands.
THE END!
Flipping somebody off because they are passing you... lame.
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enjoying some cheese and crackers.
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mmmm, Ho made choc chip cookies!!!
( I did not call my wife a "ho", my daughter made them...)
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jus' P Wrote:mmmm, Ho made choc chip cookies!!!
( I did not call my wife a "ho", my daughter made them...)
So, you called your daughter a ho? Sounds better to me. ???
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airhornahole Wrote:jus' P Wrote:mmmm, Ho made choc chip cookies!!!
( I did not call my wife a "ho", my daughter made them...)
So, you called your daughter a ho? Sounds better to me. ???
I don't know about "better", but it was definitely safer.....
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jus' P Wrote:airhornahole Wrote:So, you called your daughter a ho? Sounds better to me. ???
I don't know about "better", but it was definitely safer.....
preach on brother
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...wondering why motownsports message board won't let me register, and tells me that my e-mail is banned. Oh well, I was probably just going to play games anyway.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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jus' P Wrote:airhornahole Wrote:So, you called your daughter a ho? Sounds better to me. ???
I don't know about "better", but it was definitely safer.....
I'm telling . . . :-X
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Just got home from getting a molar extracted.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Rock Monster Wrote:...wondering why motownsports message board won't let me register, and tells me that my e-mail is banned. Oh well, I was probably just going to play games anyway.
Have you had an account there before?
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home from a long day of work... bored.. wishing christmas were over already...
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Watching "The L Word" season 5 and playing Civilization 3
Wowie Groovie !
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Watchin the biggest loser.....Them's some weight losin' Mo' Fo's!!!
On a side note...one of the contestants stated when she got booted "it is what it is"
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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Titan ! Wrote:Watching "The L Word" season 5 and playing Civilization 3
Did you see Heroes last night? It was pretty awesome. At the end though, when they started the new chapter and Nathan was talking to the dude in the limo, I told Plungee, "That's freakin Obama!" I bet they remade that part after he won the race. If McCain had won, it would have been some old white dude. It was classic. We got a big laugh. Can't wait until February 2, 2009!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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...waiting for The Mentalist to start, eating some Doritos.
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Absolutely! I love The Mentalist! He reminds me of Crocodile Dundee in a way. Especially when he tilts his head when "reading minds."
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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watching charlie brown christmas with my boy
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Watching "The Office". Long damn day...
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potthole Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:...wondering why motownsports message board won't let me register, and tells me that my e-mail is banned. Oh well, I was probably just going to play games anyway.
Have you had an account there before?
Yes, do tell.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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playing on facebook. enjoying my newest add. gotta love jenna
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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getting ready for bed...I am getting sleepy......
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Admin Wrote:potthole Wrote:Have you had an account there before?
Yes, do tell.
I'm pretty sure that I haven't. I kinda stumbled upon it yesterday, and tried registering, just to play around. It told me that my e-mail has been banned. No big deal. I probably don't need another way to waste time at work.
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Queenie Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Watching "The L Word" season 5 and playing Civilization 3
Did you see Heroes last night? It was pretty awesome. At the end though, when they started the new chapter and Nathan was talking to the dude in the limo, I told Plungee, "That's freakin Obama!" I bet they remade that part after he won the race. If McCain had won, it would have been some old white dude. It was classic. We got a big laugh. Can't wait until February 2, 2009!!!
I missed Heroes this week, which is okay, because the last couple times I watched it I had no idea what was going on. So now im just waiting for the DVD.
Lost is coming back soon too, looking forward to that one.
Wowie Groovie !
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learning the crystal skulls are real and will save the world from doom in 2012.
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Ready for lunch. And the end of the year. I hope next years better. I doubt it though.
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Right now I'm:
Leaving to watch my son performe as a Christmas Tree in a 1st grade Program.
Catch Everyone on the flipside
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right now I'm:
Leaving to watch my son performe as a Christmas Tree in a 1st grade Program.
Catch Everyone on the flipside
Must have pictures posted tomorrow!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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