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Right now I'm....
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12-17-2008, 02:38 PM
Listening to old school rap with my mini dachshund falling asleep in my arms.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-17-2008, 03:42 PM
Holy ess!! I just watched an armed car thief try to evade arrest. I heard loud squealing tires and jumped up to look out the window. I saw the car door come open and dude jumped out, rolled across the streed and ran into the service entrance of the Sheraton Hotel across the street from my building. He scaled a 10 foot high fence, only to be met on the other side by Metro police. The car continued down the street and hit 2 trees and a building. Nobody was injured, well maybe except for the thief. A little excitement in downtown Nashville.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-17-2008, 04:27 PM
hotzester Wrote:Envious of Queenie's excitement. They are still outside trying to clean up the mess. I saw a couple of people that had seen his arrest and from what I gathered, the thief did probably get injured when the cops threw him down on the ground.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
12-17-2008, 06:58 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Catch Everyone on the flipside Boondock Saints fan? 
12-17-2008, 10:22 PM
mad as heck, and is going to start a war at work, and get her supervisor in deep dog doo.
12-17-2008, 10:52 PM
hotzester Wrote:Not injured enough.This is why I want to be a cop!! ;D
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-18-2008, 12:53 AM
Reading an article about how Wal-Mart is getting the iphone. One more thing for the masses to kill for for the holidays. Merry Christmas!!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-18-2008, 01:05 AM
^ lol
i'm gonna play some madden
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
12-18-2008, 09:59 AM
right now i'm:
taking off to audit yet another blueberry farm. Will be back around noon.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-18-2008, 10:01 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:right now i'm: Smack those Blueberry Farmers around!!!! Good thing someone's keeping an eye on them hooligans!!! 
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
12-18-2008, 10:13 AM
lokizilla Wrote:What can you do wrong at a blueberry farm? Haven't you seen Willy Wonka?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-18-2008, 10:15 AM
lokizilla Wrote:What can you do wrong at a blueberry farm? Have you ever heard someone say "this tastes like ass"? Well.......
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-18-2008, 10:26 AM
I like Biff's explanation better. But got to say Rock yours made me laugh.
12-18-2008, 10:48 AM
listening to my Brooks & Dunn playlist and eating tomato soup.
12-18-2008, 10:52 AM
Jo Wrote:listening to my Brooks & Dunn playlist and eating tomato soup. We represent a new up and coming country singer that may be opening for Brooks & Dunn next year.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-18-2008, 10:54 AM
Queenie Wrote:Jo Wrote:listening to my Brooks & Dunn playlist and eating tomato soup. Who is it? I love country music.
12-18-2008, 02:47 PM
right now i'm:
having fun doing hood rat things with my friends
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-18-2008, 02:49 PM
Waiting for an e-mail so I can print it and leave..........
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-18-2008, 02:56 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:right now i'm:It's fun to do bad things.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-18-2008, 02:59 PM
Dying from over eating, damn office Christmas parties, too much good food.
12-18-2008, 03:05 PM
sunshyne Wrote:Dying from over eating, damn office Christmas parties, too much good food. Do they actually call it a Christmas Party, or is it a "holiday" party. The next time I go to the store, I'm sure the cashier will say either Merry Christmas, or Happy holidays, something like that. I'm planning on responding with Happy Chanakuh, just to see the reaction I get.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-18-2008, 03:07 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Do they actually call it a Christmas Party, or is it a "holiday" party.Either way there had better be alcohol involved!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-18-2008, 03:31 PM
 no, no alcohol but they do indeed call it a Christmas party. 
12-18-2008, 03:55 PM
I'm wondering why the hell it takes USPS 3 effing days to get a package from Detroit to Grand Rapids. I can do the drive in 3 hours, you mingers!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-18-2008, 03:57 PM
you gotta give them time to open the box and play with the item for atleast one day...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-18-2008, 04:02 PM
They had effing better not "play with it." It's AoE III: Gold, for the fiancee. I will set them on fire if they so much as look at it wrong.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-18-2008, 04:02 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:I'm wondering why the hell it takes USPS 3 effing days to get a package from Detroit to Grand Rapids. I can do the drive in 3 hours, you mingers! It's the UNITES STATES Postal Service. You know... government workers. It takes a day to plan, two days to review the plan, a half day to talk about it, and a half day to deliver. After, they will spend a week talking about how to do it differently next time.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-18-2008, 04:07 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:They had effing better not "play with it." It's AoE III: Gold, for the fiancee. I will set them on fire if they so much as look at it wrong. AoE is a fun game....is III new? I'm not sure which ones I have...I know i have a gold edition of one of the AoE's with the Injuns and settlers
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-18-2008, 04:15 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:They had effing better not "play with it." It's AoE III: Gold, for the fiancee. I will set them on fire if they so much as look at it wrong. You have AoE III. It's a couple years old, and he has the first two, but he never got the third one due to whatever reason.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-18-2008, 04:28 PM
In other news....
SWEET BABY JESUS LOVES NICOLE!!!!! I PULLED A 4.0 THIS SEMESTER!!!! SUCK IT, GVSU!!! Drinks are on me tonight!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-18-2008, 05:05 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:In other news.... Hopcat at 6 sharp tonight!!! Buy me beer!!!!
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
12-18-2008, 05:25 PM
Are you going to hold me to it, if I hypothetically can't make it?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-18-2008, 05:38 PM
Is it as tasty as GR Brewing Co.?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. |
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