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12-22-2008, 04:38 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:falling asleep.... as if that is any surprise . . . 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
12-22-2008, 04:54 PM
Queenie Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:falling asleep.... i had to throw a 5 spot in the box as they were very short and i was one of the leading reasons. Right now I'm: heading to the post office. Peace 'n' Chicken Grease everyone!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-22-2008, 05:40 PM
Allyson Wrote:Contemplating keeping my last name when I get married. My wife still uses hers. It was easier that way.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-22-2008, 07:09 PM
![[Image: 3128634007_fe66175f55.jpg]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3267/3128634007_fe66175f55.jpg) ![[Image: 3128639923_8fb909a86b.jpg]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/3128639923_8fb909a86b.jpg) This is the ONLY thing that's cool about the snow... I get some neat photos. 
12-22-2008, 10:32 PM
watching MNF
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
12-22-2008, 10:39 PM
werd
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
12-22-2008, 11:00 PM
Was dozing off in the chair. Weird. I never doze.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-22-2008, 11:49 PM
you just did....
right now I'm trying not to think about my fantasy game going on right now....I'm gonna lose but it's tied right now...... 
12-23-2008, 10:01 AM
checking my bank account and trying to justify a new D300
Wowie Groovie !
12-23-2008, 12:22 PM
drinking punch at the office christmas party.
aside from all the food today will be like any other day....I'll get zero work done
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-23-2008, 12:27 PM
Showing you before and after pictures of the house I've been fixing up. the pics labeled with the letter "a" are before I spackled, painted and repaired. Pics labeled with the letter "b" are newer. I'm not completely done (dining room and kitchen cabinets, walls in stairwell, need to be painted), all our paintings and photos need to be hung up, but it looks 110% better than when I first started. Even my "before" pics are after I did a bunch of work, tearing down wall paper and spackling. I HATE wallpaper
http://s467.photobucket.com/albums/rr39/...t%20House/
12-23-2008, 12:31 PM
my wife and i bought a house and fixed it up but didn't think to take before and after pictures untill it was too late...duh :-*
a lot of work but the house will be 'yours' when it's done
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-23-2008, 12:50 PM
My dad is so cute he just sent me flowers to my office
That's what she said.
12-23-2008, 12:51 PM
my dad didn't
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-23-2008, 12:52 PM
dad + daughter + flowers = cute
dad + son + flowers = kind of creepy If I were you I'd be more upset if he did send you flowers.
That's what she said.
12-23-2008, 01:23 PM
Home on lunch because I left my coffee pot on when I left this morning.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
12-23-2008, 01:40 PM
excited for Christmas lunch with the team, then home for the holidays!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
12-23-2008, 01:57 PM
... counting down the hours and minutes until I get a mini-vacation. 3 hrs, 33 minutes
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-23-2008, 02:03 PM
Damn it how come I have to work tomorrow and no one else does?!
I work for the government of course I should be off!
That's what she said.
12-23-2008, 02:07 PM
vacation day
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-23-2008, 02:11 PM
Allyson Wrote:Damn it how come I have to work tomorrow and no one else does?! I used up 2 vacation days, 1 for tomorrow, and 1 Friday. I have way too many things to attend to try and work those days too.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-23-2008, 02:33 PM
I have to work tomorrow, then drive all the way to GA. We'll get there around midnight, maybe a little later
12-23-2008, 02:36 PM
Just finished our firm Christmas lunch. My boss decided at 4:00 pm yesterday he wanted turkey and dressing. Guess who had to spaz out and get everything together? Actually, it really turned out well. I made dressing, gravy, corn and cranberry sauce; I ordered the turkey from Fresh Market, a couple of others brought mac & cheese, green beans and sweet potato casserole. Wow, i'm stuffed . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-23-2008, 04:41 PM
Right now I'm:
Listening to Rotor-rooter beat the hell out of our shit line here at the office..... there have been a couple of big bangs but no golden showers yet!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-23-2008, 04:57 PM
i'm leaving...
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah Everyone as I am not working tomorrow and we all know I only play when i'm supposed to be working. Safe Holiday Everyone. Becky too, even though she's mean
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-23-2008, 05:13 PM
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3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-23-2008, 05:32 PM
Watching my brother-in-law play Mario 64 on the Wii and catching up on the podcast.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-23-2008, 07:18 PM
I try to take winter in stride each year, because it's my choice to live in Michigan, but I've just about had enough of the weather.
Each day we get pounded with snow. Enough already. I'm sick of having each trip to work be a white-knuckle, teeth-gritting experience, and I'm sick of shoveling and trying to throw snow over piles taller than me. I would like just one damn day without multiple inches of snow. Allyson Wrote:Damn it how come I have to work tomorrow and no one else does?! I've got a half day, if that makes you feel any better.
12-23-2008, 07:26 PM
shawnp Wrote:Get a snow blower! Or a friend with a plow? You payin' for either? We'll set aside some money over the summer, to save up and buy a snow blower for next winter, but that's not a financial reality this year. 
12-23-2008, 08:16 PM
I had a half day today, and now I'm off until Jan. 5th. Boy do I need this vacation. If all goes well my divorce will be final on Dec. 31st at 2:30! Keep your fingers crossed for me. My STBX is trying to delay it.
12-23-2008, 09:54 PM
mainerliser Wrote:I had a half day today, and now I'm off until Jan. 5th. Boy do I need this vacation. If all goes well my divorce will be final on Dec. 31st at 2:30! Keep your fingers crossed for me. My STBX is trying to delay it. Sorry to hear that he's trying to delay it Lisa. Want me to drive out there and give him persuasion "Jersey" style ?
Wowie Groovie !
12-23-2008, 09:59 PM
Right now I'm...
Watching the "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" behind the scenes show. It's pretty interesting.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
12-23-2008, 11:01 PM
potthole Wrote:shawnp Wrote:Get a snow blower! Or a friend with a plow? I sympathize with you man, I really do. We went from one year to another having a friend who would plow, then nothing for a year and finally, when I bought my ATV, I said F it and bought a plow for it. It was sweet....
12-24-2008, 01:57 AM
Just got done hooking up my new speakers to my TV. I'll be rocking out with Guitar Hero now!!!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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