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Let's see you: high school edition
Rock Monster Wrote:
hussywoman Wrote:oh, i legally need a booster seat to drive in jersey since im under 5'. sad part is, i should probably have one since i can't see over the steering wheel. next car i get will have automatic seats.

Are you legally a "little person?"


...sorry of that term offends anyone, I don't know what the "correct" term is...

nah, no midget here. in high school i had another short friend and we started a website called 'midgets anonymous'. some dwarf got pissed and sent us hate mail so we had to change it to 'munchkins anonymous', which probably wasn't much better. but yeah, im just a proportional short person. there are actually over 200 types of 'dwarfs' that are proportional and non proportional (those freaks with little arms and legs). fun fact of the day!
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hussywoman Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:Are you legally a "little person?"


...sorry of that term offends anyone, I don't know what the "correct" term is...

nah, no midget here. in high school i had another short friend and we started a website called 'midgets anonymous'. some dwarf got pissed and sent us hate mail so we had to change it to 'munchkins anonymous', which probably wasn't much better. but yeah, im just a proportional short person. there are actually over 200 types of 'dwarfs' that are proportional and non proportional (those freaks with little arms and legs). fun fact of the day!
do people constantly ask you to try to fit into small places? like a dryer?
small people fascinate me. way more than would be considered normal.
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dingdongyo Wrote:
hussywoman Wrote:nah, no midget here. in high school i had another short friend and we started a website called 'midgets anonymous'. some dwarf got pissed and sent us hate mail so we had to change it to 'munchkins anonymous', which probably wasn't much better. but yeah, im just a proportional short person. there are actually over 200 types of 'dwarfs' that are proportional and non proportional (those freaks with little arms and legs). fun fact of the day!
do people constantly ask you to try to fit into small places? like a dryer?
small people fascinate me. way more than would be considered normal.

nope, but they do love to rest their arms on my head, like im a Effin armrest. that bugged me the most in high school, yeah i want your stupid gee dee arm resting on my hair. i've also been called a variety of names: shrimp, shorty, tree stump, midget just to name a few
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[Image: Meage17-19.jpg]

Here's me ages 17 - 19. I was probably 17 playing golf, 18 in the black dress (me on left, my cousin on right) and 19 singing Karaoke at a work Christmas party (me on right)
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this is my new smiley: [Image: 39936821ta8.jpg]
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Nice pics Sunshyne!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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dingdongyo Wrote:this is my new smiley: [Image: 39936821ta8.jpg]

lol, that would be a great smiley!
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I've posted this before but here I am in 2000. I was a junior then.

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Me at my most bad ass ever.



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Beating Breckenridge



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Put me in coach, I'm ready to play


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My best friend, my brother and I at my graduation open house in June 1985
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Boy am I glad shorts like that aren't the in style anymore...
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Your coach looks like he has to drop a massive deuce.

...and in that last pic you look like Marty McFly with a porn 'stache. (That is you in the middle right.)
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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potthole Wrote:Boy am I glad shorts like that aren't the in style anymore...

You just admitted that you were checking out dude's shorts despite all the other things that could have been pointed out about the obvious 80's fashion.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:
potthole Wrote:Boy am I glad shorts like that aren't the in style anymore...

You just admitted that you were checking out dude's shorts despite all the other things that could have been pointed out about the obvious 80's fashion.

Oh, I also noticed the pencil thin tie, the hair, big glasses, flannel, and male-on-male kiss. It's just the shorts that gave me a NARB. Wink
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It was big comedy to "act gay" back then. Not so funny any more.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Bump for Peachs . . . I know that picture she is looking for is somewhere in this thread. I just don't have time to find it right now.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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