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01-07-2009, 05:07 PM
Wait a sec.... 8 kids.... Jon...
Jon and Kate plus 8, or whatever it's called?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
01-07-2009, 05:44 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Wait a sec.... 8 kids.... Jon... you mean it's not "8 is Enough"? ![[Image: eightisenough.jpg]](http://www.crazyabouttv.com/Images/eightisenough.jpg)
01-07-2009, 06:59 PM
jus' P Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:Wait a sec.... 8 kids.... Jon... Hahahaha!!+1 
01-07-2009, 07:12 PM
Admin Wrote:potthole Wrote:At the time of the post, she was in the middle of working her way through the DVD of that one show with the bitchy mom that has 8 kids. I only saw a couple of the episodes, and I just couldn't stand that damn woman. She's a total ass to her husband. dino Wrote:So I'm assuming neither of you went to visit her when she was in the area. My wife was at the first book signing here in town. She asked if I wanted to come along and I just started to laugh. 
01-07-2009, 11:49 PM
watching cartoons
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
01-07-2009, 11:59 PM
fairly odd parents... not much else on, the boy likes it *shrug*
time to put him to bed, back in a bit
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
01-08-2009, 01:01 AM
potthole Wrote:Admin Wrote:I have admitted to liking the show but I am growing less and less enchanted with it because I am beginning to despise her. I like Jon and the kids are really cute but watching the show means putting up with listening to her. My wife loves this show too. I don't like it or hate it. I don't think she is an ass to him. She has a very stressful job and he seems like he is the type who would slack on his end if she loosened up even a bit. She keeps him in line. Now if you will excuse me I have a bra to go burn.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-08-2009, 05:02 AM
Jiggy, I half agree with you. Her job is tough but sometimes she is nothing more than a total bitch.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-08-2009, 09:13 AM
drinking gas station coffee and finishing some homework.
01-08-2009, 10:18 AM
Sitting on campus, watching ice fall off of the glass roof overhead. Also reading all the messages I missed while on vacation.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
01-08-2009, 10:47 AM
Trying to wake up. I did not sleep well last night (again!!). After a browse the board, I have to order Phillies spring training tickets for my boss.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-08-2009, 02:25 PM
.........pissing around instead of TCOB.
/effing off
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-08-2009, 02:53 PM
Pissed that all the good seats for the Phillies home spring training games are purchased by a company called Stub Hub. Aaaaaaand, the prices are more than double face value.
I call BULLSHIT!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
01-08-2009, 02:55 PM
Allyson Wrote:Hmmm Howie, you got some splainin to do don't listen to biff....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-08-2009, 03:21 PM
playing around with the newly discovered gem, the diamond dave soundboard.
"mom, can we run and play in the mud?" NOOO says dave. "honey do you want chicken for dinner?" OOOHHHH YEESSS says dave. I don't ever have to talk again.
01-08-2009, 03:26 PM
looking for more awesome soundboards....
found jackblack and arnold!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-08-2009, 03:52 PM
Links???
01-08-2009, 03:53 PM
just google 'soundboard'
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-08-2009, 03:53 PM
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-08-2009, 05:38 PM
done for the day, awesomeness
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
01-08-2009, 07:36 PM
your momma Wrote:playing around with the newly discovered gem, the diamond dave soundboard. The "OH GOD" could come in handy!!!!! 
01-08-2009, 11:23 PM
mainerliser Wrote:your momma Wrote:playing around with the newly discovered gem, the diamond dave soundboard. I like the way you ladies think!
01-09-2009, 09:52 AM
...browsing the board.
I like your avatar, Peachs! That's the last movie I watched...forgot how funny it was.
01-09-2009, 12:21 PM
Trying desperately to keep myself busy while my wife watches The Notebook.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-09-2009, 12:45 PM
Jiggy Wrote:Trying desperately to keep myself busy while my wife watches The Notebook. You need to watch it too. It's an awesome movie with an exceptional ending.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-09-2009, 01:50 PM
Congrats Shawnp!!
Right now i'm . . . watching a puppy cam (scroll down and you'll see it on the left side of the page . . . very cute).
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-09-2009, 02:40 PM
shawnp Wrote:Nervous about my wedding..... Congratulations! So when's the big day? The chicks on the board need details. Everyone loves a wedding!!!!! Right now I'm listening to my kids actually playing and being nice to each other. Kinda feel like a wildlife photographer, sneaking around to take a peek. If they catch me listening, it's over.
01-09-2009, 02:42 PM
just finishing lunch that my super awesome husband brought me. Mmmmmm, gotta love Arby's!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
01-09-2009, 04:11 PM
Waiting for UPS to make its delivery today so that I can get out of here for the weekend.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
01-09-2009, 04:17 PM
Still a little amused from lunchtime.
I held a door for a little girl (probably about 7 or 8) and who I'm assuming was her grandma. As they walk out, the grandma starts to thank me, but the girl says, in a snotty tone, "I could have got the door myself." The grandma was shocked, but I just laughed. She was young enough that she did know she was being rude. I think she was just proud of herself opening the first door by herself.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
01-09-2009, 04:25 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Still a little amused from lunchtime. Nope, she was being rude. They start early these days. Should have pushed her down. 
01-09-2009, 04:36 PM
jus' P Wrote:And then kicked her....that'll learn her for bein' a smart ass!Rock Monster Wrote:Still a little amused from lunchtime.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
01-09-2009, 04:38 PM
I like the way you think Dino. Let's go to Toy's R Us and kick some ass.
01-09-2009, 04:41 PM
jus' P Wrote:I like the way you think Dino. Let's go to Toy's R Us and kick some ass.I prefer the children's book store. They're real surprised by it then!
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza |
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