Post an Obscure Fact about yourself

[Howie Feltersnatch]

i've never ice skated, downhill skiied, or snowboarded

[Queenie]

i am a terrible ice skater.

Just got a visual on that . . . except you look like Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore!!


Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

[linzi]

I've never ice skated, skied, snowboarded, water skied or sailed.
I've never been on a roller coaster, the tilt-a-whirl, or those huge ships that go back and fourth over and over and over again...get nauseous just thinking about it. Yeah, I'm fun to take to the amusement park.

[krystal]

I used to be able to type with my toes. I haven't tried it a couple of years, though.

Also, I found out when I was younger that when you get ear infections and your ear canal closes, the phlegm-y nastiness gets trapped and can cause your eardrum to rupter to release the pressure. That was a fun lesson.

[dingdongyo]

I used to be able to type with my toes. I haven't tried it a couple of years, though.

Also, I found out when I was younger that when you get ear infections and your ear canal closes, the phlegm-y nastiness gets trapped and can cause your eardrum to rupter to release the pressure. That was a fun lesson.

text me with your toes, and i'll really be impressed.
also, ouch @ exploding snot ear.

i've actually met maybe 5% of my facebook friends. half of them don't even understand english.

[whatwouldzappasay]

Something even I forget about from time to time, I was a child model for Mattel toys once.

[shawnp]

I do not listen to music stations on the radio. I listen to all sports-talk stations and the podcast of fbhw.

[dingdongyo]

i often time how long the stream stays continuous while i pee

[-Jiggy-]

My best friend in second grade was a black kid. Found out later in life my dad is a closet racist. I guess I was sticking it to the man, huh!

[mayorofawesometown]

I drowned when I was five years old and was legally dead for a couple of minutes.

[Queenie]

I am legally blind.

[sunshyne]

I had a brain tumor.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I had a brain tumor.

wow....


i have a ball cyst not like a brain tumor but can still be scary to a dude ;D

[Biff]

I am addicted to the scent of a new vinyl shower curtain.

[hotzester]

I can say the alphabet backwards at the same normal speed I can say it forward.

[Queenie]

I can say the alphabet backwards at the same normal speed I can say it forward.

You've been given sobriety tests that many times?

[plungerhand]

i often time how long the stream stays continuous while i pee

stop watch or Mississippi method? Do you document as well?

[Allyson]

I had a brain tumor.

wow....


i have a ball cyst not like a brain tumor but can still be scary to a dude ;D

I had an ovarian cyst the size of a softball. Never even knew it was there til my doctor found it.

[Biff]

I had an ovarian cyst the size of a softball. Never even knew it was there til my doctor found it.

Jeebus.....when was that?

[Mark the Valet]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

[Queenie]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Me too!

[Allyson]

I had an ovarian cyst the size of a softball. Never even knew it was there til my doctor found it.

Jeebus.....when was that?

Like a year and a half ago.

[dingdongyo]

I am legally blind.

I had a brain tumor.

both of these just blew my mind.

[Queenie]

I can see with my contacts, but my prescription is -6.75. I wasn't born this way. I refused to wear my glasses when I was in first grade through sixth grade. By the time I was made to wear them, I had strained the muscles in my eyes so much, my prescription went from like -1.25 to -5.50.

[plungerhand]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Me too!

hell, that's easy...Even I can touch your nose with my tongue...

[0rz0ski]

Continuing on the blind theme...I am legally blind in my left eye only. My right eye is 20/20.

Yeah, I have issues. My body hates me.

[sunshyne]

what is the number for being considered leagally blind?

[hotzester]

20/200 in the better eye after maximum correction.

[jgwelding]

I've para sailed and bought my girlfriend pickles for a birthday present

[krystal]

I'm learning to bellydance. If I ever get any good (by good I mean somewhere well beyond the show of minimum coordination I am capable of now) I will show you.

[Queenie]

20/200 in the better eye after maximum correction.

Ok, i'm not legally blind then, as I have always been told.

However, if I don't have my contacts in, and if you are futher than 1 foot away from me, you are just a blob. And even being 1 foot from me, I cannot make out distinguishing marks (eye color, gender, whether you have ears, etc.). I can only tell it is a person.

[Queenie]

Me too!

hell, that's easy...Even I can touch your nose with my tongue...

That wasn't my nose you were touching with your tongue . . .




it was my ear

[plungerhand]

hell, that's easy...Even I can touch your nose with my tongue...

That wasn't my nose you were touching with your tongue . . .




it was my ear

I never was good at Anatomy...

( So that's why they wouldn't let me do the Hokey Pokey.)

[hotzester]

That wasn't my nose you were touching with your tongue . . .

Yet oddly, it still smelled.

Sorry, Queenie. It had to be done.

[Queenie]

That wasn't my nose you were touching with your tongue . . .

Yet oddly, it still smelled.

Sorry, Queenie. It had to be done.

[dolph]

I have a fear of ladders.

[Queenie]

I have a fear of ladders.

Does Wendy have to climb those for you too?

Like she has to fight your fights for you??

[zetsyuk]

I can bend my fingers on my right hand all the way back, keeping them straight so they lay flat on the back of my hand.

[dingdongyo]

I can bend my fingers on my right hand all the way back, keeping them straight so they lay flat on the back of my hand.

i just tried it and cursed you.

i weigh approximately 180 pounds. and 50 of it is ass.

[mainerliser]

I'm learning to bellydance. If I ever get any good (by good I mean somewhere well beyond the show of minimum coordination I am capable of now) I will show you.

Hey, I'm starting belly-dancing Jan. 27th! I can't wait! I've heard it's a great work-out!