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Krystal Wrote:This is probably the most decent, recent picture I have of myself. Can you tell how absolutely uncomfortable I was? And I was talking or eating or something when my friend took it.

My horrible self-image nearly shows through. But the costume was cute.



HEY!!!

a dutch oven!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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The plus side was that the cauldron pictured behind me was full of spiked cider, which I proceeded to drink copious amounts of. That and vodka shots. Despite the fact it was a party, I was schlitzed enough to enjoy myself.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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Krystal Wrote:The plus side was that the cauldron pictured behind me was full of spiked cider, which I proceeded to drink copious amounts of. That and vodka shots. Despite the fact it was a party, I was schlitzed enough to enjoy myself.


you mean it's not a dutch oven? Sad
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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Booze is better. Except now I can only drink a few select things. Sad
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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So Howie, to be clear, your crotch needed pesticide?
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hotzester Wrote:So Howie, to be clear, your crotch needed pesticide?

It's amazing how well that stuff works on crabs!!

and fleas
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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i got crabs so big Red Lobster's trying to get me
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:[Image: dscn0235ii4.jpg]




"you have to put the sign up because it's the rules!"


"....bitch!"
What is it that you are doing exactly?
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i got crabs so big Red Lobster's trying to get me

Did you get them from courtney love ?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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[Image: SrJr.jpg]

Here is My dad and I
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i got crabs so big Red Lobster's trying to get me

Alternate take:

I got crabs so big Red Lobster serves my bath water as an appetizer.
Wowie Groovie !
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Went on vacation recently so here are some new pics!

On obnoxious Caribbean T-shirt night:
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[Almost] the whole group on obnoxious Caribbean T-shirt night:
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William and I at dinner:
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St. John's:
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That's what she said.
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Great pics, Allyson... I love the Carribbean.

You look nothing like your avatar pic. Not better, not worse...you just look different. lol
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Wendy and I.
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Don't take this the wrong way but you "married" up.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Allyson Wrote:[Image: n81405370_31172370_8566.jpg]

Allyson is a shorty! Big Grin
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Really, who among us DIDN'T marry up?
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hotzester Wrote:Great pics, Allyson... I love the Carribbean.

You look nothing like your avatar pic. Not better, not worse...you just look different. lol

My avatar pic was taken a few years ago, I had longer hair and it was just after summer so I was tan. Not to mention my face.




Admin Wrote:Allyson is a shorty! Big Grin

Yea and I'll still kick your ass so you better watch it.
That's what she said.
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Allyson Wrote:Yea and I'll still kick your ass so you better watch it.

I think that's what he's shooting for...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Allyson Wrote:
Admin Wrote:Allyson is a shorty! Big Grin
Yea and I'll still kick your ass so you better watch it.

I have no doubt in my mind that you'd give it a shot!



Rock Monster Wrote:
Allyson Wrote:Yea and I'll still kick your ass so you better watch it.

I think that's what he's shooting for...

I've never fought a female but Allyson is on a list of a few women that I could see giving someone a run for their money. I work with a woman about the same size as her and she is feisty as hell.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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what's this married crap?
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dolph Wrote:what's this married crap?

Hence the quote marks........

BTW, there is a Michigan law about common law marriages so Wendy might already own your ass!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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hotzester Wrote:You look nothing like your avatar pic. Not better, not worse...you just look different. lol

omg she can't be real! she isn't a chick but rather a dude!!! no wait, she doesn't really look like that and is a 34 year old black woman!!!!!

short stuff cut her hair....
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Admin Wrote:
dolph Wrote:what's this married crap?

Hence the quote marks........

BTW, there is a Michigan law about common law marriages so Wendy might already own your ass!

Michigan eliminated common law marriage. She'd better off having me expire.
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Yeah that's it, I was implying that she wasn't real. Not just making a general comment about her pic and my general surprise at how different she looked.
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Quote:Allyson is a shorty! Big Grin

I thought we all knew that already!

and besides....I like short women so I find nothing wrong with it!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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plumpenut Wrote:
Quote:Allyson is a shorty! Big Grin

I thought we all knew that already!

and besides....I like short women so I find nothing wrong with it!
I prefer to call them spinners.



I can expect to correct quotes made by n00bs, but not you dino! I'm just a tad disappointed . . . Wink
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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dino Wrote:
plumpenut Wrote:I thought we all knew that already!

and besides....I like short women so I find nothing wrong with it!
I prefer to call them spinners.

+1 spinners are fun!


I can expect to correct quotes made by n00bs, but not you dino! I'm just a tad disappointed . . . Wink
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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I figure I may as well update my pic here show how i look now

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It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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You look just like the owner of a bar Plungee and I go to sometimes to watch football games, only 20 years younger.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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.... thanks????
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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He can play a mean guitar and Plungee loves his chicken wings . . . Undecided
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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lol okay, well I do have to admit I can make some mean wings, and my homemade sauce is pretty nice.

As far as guitar, well i gotta work on that.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Philly Mike Wrote:lol okay, well I do have to admit I can make some mean wings, and my homemade sauce is pretty nice.

As far as guitar, well i gotta work on that.

Speakin of wings, stupid prices are apparently going up.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/...ideosearch

I'm goin to B-dubs before these become a luxury instead of a necessity!
Quote of the Day:
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I get my wings at sams club, nice price there. The fact of having a good deep fryer is always a plus to making them yourself. They are also great grilled, but everything tastes better when deep fried.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Philly Mike Wrote:I get my wings at sams club, nice price there. The fact of having a good deep fryer is always a plus to making them yourself. They are also great grilled, but everything tastes better when deep fried.

Also ranch dressing makes everything delicious.
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dolph Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:I get my wings at sams club, nice price there. The fact of having a good deep fryer is always a plus to making them yourself. They are also great grilled, but everything tastes better when deep fried.

Also ranch dressing makes everything delicious.

nothing better than ranch
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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dino Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:lol okay, well I do have to admit I can make some mean wings, and my homemade sauce is pretty nice.

As far as guitar, well i gotta work on that.

Speakin of wings, stupid prices are apparently going up.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/...ideosearch


this is depressing to hear............i love wild wings..........they treat us like family there.....maybe we just spend too much time there

I'm goin to B-dubs before these become a luxury instead of a necessity!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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plumpenut Wrote:
dolph Wrote:Also ranch dressing makes everything delicious.

nothing better than ranch

Bacon. Bacon owns.

However bacon with ranch as a dip owns even more
Wowie Groovie !
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The simple fact is you CAN'T make wings without a fryer. It is IMPOSSIBLE. Without that crispiness you get on the outside from a nice good frying, it's not even worth the time.
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