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churn some butter.

Does anyone else think King of the hill is overrated?
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No, it's a good show.

Utcome of the NFL today?
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If I could spell ^ it would say OUTCOME.
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The Lions still find a way to lose.
Are you a Beatles person or Elvis person?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Beatles, though Elvis did play a key role when I was 12 with the 45s.

Southern Man or Sweet Home Alabama?
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Neither.

Sirloin or porterhouse?
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Gotta go with porterhouse.
Do you think Quentin Tarantino is over-rated.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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He has a couple of good contributions, but he hardly did anything.

Can you explain to me what you are doing with that?
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Yes. Yes, I can.

Is Quentin Tarantino still relevant?
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No. No, he's not.

Why can't you just tell us what you are doing with that?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I think he's putting his tongue on it.
Oh yeah, that tastes good doesn't it?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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you know it does.

How much does it cost to get 1 bourbon, 1 scotch, and 1 beer?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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One meeeel-yun dollars.

Where's Waldo?
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At the Presidential Inauguration.

How many items will they break of Obama's while moving his junk?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Depends on how good of friends the movers are to joe the plumber.

Do you swing?
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Only if it's on a tire.

Why is the inauguration always late getting started?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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On time is no fun.

Why bother?
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Exactly my point!

Why can't I get this stupid bluetooth to sync with bill's blackberry?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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because you didn't read the manual.

why is it so cold?
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Because Gawd and Canada have deemed it so.

What's your favorite thing to slap on the barby (BBQ)?
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wings.

What's your favorite thing to slap on the barbie (doll)?
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Her vintage Easter Parade dress. http://www.fashion-doll-guide.com/images...-Dress.jpg

When will this all end?
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when dick clark dies.

Who else has a problem with Rupaul?
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Not me. I want a Rupaul doll (so he can help Barbie with accessory shopping)!

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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They don't, they just either see or don't see their shadow on their special day.

Who wrote the book of love?
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Why, Mr. Wonderful of course! *insert little floating heart farts here*

Is a woodchuck the same thing as a ground hog???
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No woodchuck is a delicious cider.

White or Wheat?
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whatwouldzappasay Wrote:Why, Mr. Wonderful of course! *insert little floating heart farts here*

Is a woodchuck the same thing as a ground hog???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog



Quote:No woodchuck is a delicious cider.

White or Wheat?

white, wheat tastes like crap.

where does the red fern grow?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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in the forest.

what would scooby do?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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Eat something with Shaggy.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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Because it's a chicken.

What's faster than the speed of light?
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a virgin on his first time.

What's faster than that?
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His wife says Howie...

What's slower than molasses in January?
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Zane trying to figure out a math problem.

Why is molasses slow?
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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it's mom didn't stop drinking when she got knocked up.

what's the funniest word you can think of?
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Eff it, i'm tired of thinking.

What's it like to be a rolling stone?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I gather no moss.

Is it always this crazy here?
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Absolutely!

Is snowing in your area?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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Not at the moment, but later today.

Did you get the ice storm that Kentucky got?
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We did yesterday.

Who can it be now?
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