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Right now I'm....
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01-24-2009, 08:52 PM
...actually cringing because of Thursdays "Grey's Anantomy"... I mean they are actually showing some dude bashing the back of his own head on the headboard and now Dr. McSteamy just broke his penis, he was screaming bloody murder and the girl he was banging was like "oh my god, it's like, bent in half, in the middle!" Talk about TMI.... gross. :'(
01-25-2009, 02:31 AM
Queenie Wrote:hotzester Wrote:I wish I could move south. I LOVE South Carolina. (Particularly the Charleston area...) I'd take Florida or Phoenix, too. Ideally I'd live in LA...but wife's family is local, so we're sorta here. lol Ooh I was stationed in Goose Creek for a little over a year. I agree that the Charleston area is real nice, but Goose Creek itself is just a redneck filled swamp in my opinion. 
01-25-2009, 06:54 PM
watching x-games
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
01-25-2009, 07:56 PM
Mark the Valet Wrote:DYE IT BLACK you know me all too well. i'll do it friday. 
01-25-2009, 07:58 PM
I'd ask for pictures, but I know that your image can't be captured on film.
I'll have to use my imagination. 
01-25-2009, 08:06 PM
Looking for jobs/apartments in South Carolina, Florida, and Vegas.
That's what she said.
01-26-2009, 05:05 AM
Just getting back from D.C. I'm tired...going to bed...and sleeping in!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-26-2009, 04:03 PM
trying to win a bet by finding out who did "House of the rising sun" first.
01-26-2009, 04:08 PM
Jo Wrote:trying to win a bet by finding out who did "House of the rising sun" first.This is what Wikipedia says: The oldest known existing recording is by versatile Appalachian artists Clarence "Tom" Ashley and Gwen Foster and was made in 1933.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-26-2009, 04:13 PM
Jo Wrote:trying to win a bet by finding out who did "House of the rising sun" first.The Animals 
01-26-2009, 04:15 PM
Jo Wrote:trying to win a bet by finding out who did "House of the rising sun" first.Howie and the Feltersnatch 5
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-26-2009, 04:16 PM
Jo Wrote:trying to win a bet by finding out who did "House of the rising sun" first. Hemingway... (little known FACT) he also wrote with Metallica. 
01-26-2009, 04:26 PM
jus' P Wrote:Jo Wrote:trying to win a bet by finding out who did "House of the rising sun" first. You would think that Metallica would have better lyrics then. Oh well. Must have been his old and senile years.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
01-26-2009, 06:55 PM
Wondering if I can sneak out of work five minutes early... Technically I was at work early, or atleast in my car running an errand for work, so does that mean I can leave?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
01-26-2009, 09:08 PM
Krystal Wrote:Wondering if I can sneak out of work five minutes early... Technically I was at work early, or atleast in my car running an errand for work, so does that mean I can leave?No! Get back to work minger! *edit -
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-26-2009, 09:12 PM
Aw, why'd you have to go and edit that.
It's funnier when you're mean.
01-26-2009, 09:19 PM
I'm not in the mood to pick a fight this week. So I'm going to watch my p's and q's. Unless someone wants to fight in that case:
![[Image: 13.png]](http://mkw.mortalkombatonline.com/umk3/screenshots/13.png) *damn I messed up on this one too
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-26-2009, 09:23 PM
watching my dog walk around...drink beer...do laundry...yawn
01-27-2009, 06:14 AM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Amazed at how some people have kids. There's got to be a good story behind this... do tell. Unless you had no idea how kids are made and it just blew your mind. 
01-27-2009, 11:13 AM
egowx Wrote:watching my dog walk around...drink beer...do laundry...yawn Your dog drinks beer and does laundry? Awesome!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
01-27-2009, 11:19 AM
Queenie Wrote:Come teach my dog to drink beer and do laundry?egowx Wrote:watching my dog walk around...drink beer...do laundry...yawn
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
01-27-2009, 11:36 AM
my lab will drink beer like a champ...but then she lays in the grass with the spins, doesn't touch the laundry....lazy bitch
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-27-2009, 11:37 AM
dino Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Your dog drinks beer and does laundry? Awesome!Come teach my dog to drink beer and do laundry? How about just the laundry part.
01-27-2009, 11:41 AM
jus' P Wrote:Fine....I'll teach it to drink beer myself :dino Wrote:Come teach my dog to drink beer and do laundry? 
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
01-28-2009, 11:23 AM
...sick of doing other people's shit work, just because they are too fat and lazy to do it themselves. :-[
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
01-28-2009, 12:01 PM
realizing that not only do I hate the weather in NJ, but my cost of living is approximately twice what it would be anywhere else.
That's what she said.
01-28-2009, 12:21 PM
Allyson Wrote:realizing that not only do I hate the weather in NJ, but my cost of living is approximately twice what it would be anywhere else. But you get your gas pumped for you!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-28-2009, 12:39 PM
wondering why the board is so slow this week.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-28-2009, 12:45 PM
Admin Wrote:Allyson Wrote:realizing that not only do I hate the weather in NJ, but my cost of living is approximately twice what it would be anywhere else. Well for what I pay in car insurance they should give me a personal chauffeur.
That's what she said.
01-28-2009, 01:36 PM
Move to Michigan. Cost of living is lower and....wait....no jobs, damn!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-28-2009, 01:43 PM
Allyson, thats why my parents moved us from NJ years ago, cost of living got outrageous in our area.
01-28-2009, 01:45 PM
Like seriously, in Vegas I could rent a 4-bed 2.5-bath single family home with a yard and 2-car garage for $150 LESS than I pay for my 2-bed 1.5-bath apartment now.
That's what she said.
01-28-2009, 01:47 PM
Allyson Wrote:Admin Wrote:But you get your gas pumped for you! How much do you pay a month? I thought Michigan was one of the higher cost states for insurance. (I would not be suprised if I am completely wrong on this!!)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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