02-02-2009, 01:21 PM
Who wants to buy me a Nextel Blackberry?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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Answer my question with a question
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02-02-2009, 01:23 PM
Why would anybody want to do that?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
02-02-2009, 01:25 PM
Aren't I worth it?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-02-2009, 01:37 PM
What will you do for us?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-02-2009, 01:45 PM
Back to me....
WHen I ask what time is it, aren't you supposed to say... "It's Boss Time!!" Don't you ever listen to the show? : 
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-02-2009, 02:09 PM
Can't I answer your question with the question of my choosing?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
02-02-2009, 05:58 PM
Why wouldn't you be able to chose your own words?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
02-02-2009, 07:18 PM
Did it ever occur to you that I may have run out of words?
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/harderthe...rlynow.htm
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
02-02-2009, 08:58 PM
is it possible for any of us to run out of words?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-02-2009, 09:50 PM
Was that a rhetorical question?
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
02-03-2009, 10:46 AM
Why the hell are you walking around on my set?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-03-2009, 10:58 AM
WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I RIPPED DOWN YOUR LIGHTS?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-03-2009, 11:08 AM
+1!!
What are we yelling about?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-03-2009, 11:28 AM
why is it called yelling, and not speaking very loud?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-03-2009, 11:47 AM
Don't you think that is a question for old english?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-03-2009, 12:35 PM
Does any of it really matter?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-03-2009, 12:40 PM
Does anybody even care?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-03-2009, 01:37 PM
Who here swings?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-03-2009, 05:07 PM
Are we swinging on a grapevine?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-03-2009, 05:10 PM
Didn't he hear it through the grapevine?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-03-2009, 05:26 PM
Is he about to lose his mind?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-03-2009, 05:27 PM
you mean about how long someone would be mine?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-03-2009, 05:32 PM
How long is that?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-03-2009, 05:43 PM
Wouldn't plungee get upset with you asking another guy that question?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-03-2009, 05:56 PM
you calling me a homo?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-03-2009, 06:02 PM
what does aflak have to do with this?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-04-2009, 04:46 PM
Isn't it actually spelled A-F-L-A-C?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
02-04-2009, 05:29 PM
Doesn't Aflac give you cash, which is better than money?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-04-2009, 05:41 PM
Aren't cash and money one in the same?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-04-2009, 05:47 PM
Who said they aren't?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-04-2009, 05:48 PM
Didn't you just say that three posts back?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-04-2009, 06:09 PM
Wasn't I quoting a commercial?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-04-2009, 06:29 PM
DAMMIT! Didn't you get me good on that one?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-04-2009, 06:34 PM
Did you know I didn't even have to try?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-04-2009, 09:40 PM
where did this guy come from ?
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