Lawnmower Conversation

[-Jiggy-]

I remember the guys always talking about this. I never realized I did it, until today. My mother-in-law pissed me off hardcore and she wasn't even there for it. Now I feel like a noob.

Anyone else have these?

[Biff]

Yup, this happens to me once in awhile if I don't listen to music while doing it. My boss was telling me the same thing happens to him and he'll come back into the house all pissed off at his wife.

[plumpenut]

happens to me all the time....of course driving down the road for my work will do that to you...nothing better to do with my time

[Allyson]

I do this driving and whenever I see a mirror. I start fights with myself.

I also tough talk no one in particular.

[professorpinasheep]

I do it all the time. Of course, it usually starts when I get home and think "Hmm.. good day to mow the lawn.. I bet the wife will even keep the kids out of my hair while I'm doing it." ..and of course it never happens that way. Then I get griped at because the lines aren't straight enough, which would have nothing at all to do with the fact the kids magically appeared outside and I have to keep looking all over the yard to make sure they're not getting too close to the road.. would it? Things just get progressively worse from there, until I have to get something to grill for dinner and a beer to drink before I go back in, all overly pissed off.

[linzi]

I do this driving and whenever I see a mirror. I start fights with myself.

I also tough talk no one in particular.

And you don't even have children yet. I always talk to myself...the voices in my head tell me too...

[Philly Mike]

I do this driving and whenever I see a mirror. I start fights with myself.

I also tough talk no one in particular.

And you don't even have children yet. I always talk to myself...the voices in my head tell me too...

I envy you, I can't her the voices over the children's anymore.

[linzi]

Kids ruin everything!! I have some very interesting conversations with myself.