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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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I started to use that first pic RM, but didn't because they weren't Bud Light cans!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Thankyou Queenie!!!
Thanks Rock!! PBR works!!!
EDIT: .... I thought you said you weren't gonna tell anyone about the teeny weeny?
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happy birthday man, guess this makes you a grumpy older cuss... [drop]crickets[/drop]
okay anyway just one question. How would rock know about you being sizely challenged?
i figure the only one who should know of that would be the queen.
anyway all jokes aside, happy birthday man, enjoy many more.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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jus' P Wrote:Thankyou Queenie!!!
Thanks Rock!! PBR works!!!
EDIT: .... I thought you said you weren't gonna tell anyone about the teeny weeny?
Nope, wasn't me..... Howie maybe?
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I will only make one comment . . . that cake was not made for Plungee.
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Have a great birthday!!!!! I hope you get some birthday bootie from the queen!!! :-X
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He got his present from me this morning!
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Queenie Wrote:He got his present from me this morning! and here it is. I'm sure he loved it.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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there's a tea bag on the cake
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well plungee may be a big tea drinker along with his bud light.
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[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Jiggy, you surf for pictures of half-naked men often?
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Queenie Wrote:Jiggy, you surf for pictures of half-naked men often?
hummm, he found a pretty good one too....kinda makes you wonder.. ???
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Actually I searched "birthday cake old man". My original intentions were harmless.
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Yeah . . . i'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that.
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"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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Queenie Wrote:Yeah . . . i'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you that. Ok ok, would you believe that I don't have a locked folder on my computer that's titled "Things to look at while my wife is away."
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Jiggy Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Yeah . . . i'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you that. Ok ok, would you believe that I don't have a locked folder on my computer that's titled "Things to look at while my wife is away."
I find it incredible that you can fit it all in one folder!!! :-X
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jus' P Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:Ok ok, would you believe that I don't have a locked folder on my computer that's titled "Things to look at while my wife is away."
I find it incredible that you can fit it all in one folder!!! :-X
*ZING +1
of course, he's probably speaking from experience
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hbd!
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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Nice.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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Queenie Wrote:jus' P Wrote:I find it incredible that you can fit it all in one folder!!! :-X
*ZING +1
of course, he's probably speaking from experience
folder? Do you know that 12x30 bldg on the corner of our property that I told you was ,"haunted", so you should stay away?.....
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Jo Wrote: this cake can cure cancer, and can give you the power of flight.
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jus' P Wrote:Queenie Wrote:*ZING +1
of course, he's probably speaking from experience
folder? Do you know that 12x30 bldg on the corner of our property that I told you was ,"haunted", so you should stay away?.....
Yeah, I cleaned that out for you. Put most of it in the burn pile. Just trying to help!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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Happy birthday to one of my forum favorites!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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happy birthday. i didn't make you a cake, but i can seductively fart on one if you'd like.
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Hope you have a great birthday.
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Happy Belated Birthday!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Admin Wrote:Happy birthday to one of my forum favorites!
I do something similar to my eldest when we're in the store.
She'll holler, " Dad, Dad!"
and I'll reply loud enough for everyone to here, " I TOLD YOU TO NEVER CALL ME THAT!"
Thanks everybody!!!!
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Happy birthday, butthead!!!
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Fistor Wrote:Happy birthday, butthead!!!
...you never write....you never call....It's like that time we spent in the men's room meant NOTHING to you....
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jus' P Wrote:Fistor Wrote:Happy birthday, butthead!!!
...you never write....you never call....It's like that time we spent in the men's room meant NOTHING to you....
that was you?
Wait, which men's room?
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