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Saint Valentine's Day
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02-10-2009, 03:58 PM
What are you planning for you significant other?
We're going out to eat at Charlie's Crab, a movie after, and I got her a new camera. (I'm boring)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-10-2009, 04:02 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:What are you planning for you significant other?Damn, that's better than what I'm going to do. So far I have a card and I got the movie Made of Honor for her. I haven't figured out yet where were going to eat. Obviously not anywhere that requires reservations.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-10-2009, 04:07 PM
Jiggy Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:What are you planning for you significant other?Damn, that's better than what I'm going to do. So far I have a card and I got the movie Made of Honor for her. I haven't figured out yet where were going to eat. Obviously not anywhere that requires reservations. We have a gift card for the crabs, so that's pretty much taken care of, we may just rent a movie, not sure yet, and I was planning on the camera anyway, because she is going on a trip this spring, and needed a new one. (how's that for a run-on sentence?)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-10-2009, 04:10 PM
I'm broke...so what will probably happen is:
Our son will wake us up a 6:30 am wanting someone to help him with his cereal. He will play spongebob too loudly on the television making sure we don't go back to sleep. I'll do chores around the house She'll change the baby a few times. I'll come inside from doing stuff around the house the kids will go to bed I will go to bed it will be Sunday Feb, 15. .....married life....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-10-2009, 04:11 PM
Jo Wrote:i got him a Griffins jersey, not sure what he's doing. you know i don't like the griffens!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-10-2009, 04:13 PM
Jo Wrote:i got him a Griffins jersey, not sure what he's doing. I hope you spent the money and got him a real one, not one of the cheap replicas... especially if this is the same guy that bought you the computer.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-10-2009, 04:16 PM
Because I am a happily un-attached loser, I am doing nada, hopefully with nobody.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-10-2009, 04:17 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Jo Wrote:i got him a Griffins jersey, not sure what he's doing. haha, for a second there i thought about it just to piss him off. he's a jersey freak/collector so a cheap rip-off would drive him crazy.
02-10-2009, 04:19 PM
Krystal Wrote:Because I am a happily un-attached loser, I am doing nada, hopefully with nobody. I actually wouldn't mind that. I'll be busy all weekend "celebrating." I'm going out Friday night drinking with friends, which means that Saturday I'll spend all day recovering, then Sunday I'm going to my mom's for festivities.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-10-2009, 04:23 PM
Plan A: Boyfriend gets tax refund by the weekend and we blow it in AC.
Plan B: Make fajitas and watch a movie.
That's what she said.
02-10-2009, 04:24 PM
I was going to see if my friends would like to do anything, but my 2 closest friends are both getting married this year, and the other friend I would do something with will be working. I'm not willing to take anyone else out for Valentine's Day. I'd rather stay home like a loser.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-10-2009, 04:24 PM
Allyson Wrote:AC. what is this?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-10-2009, 04:26 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Allyson Wrote:AC. Atlantic City!! or anal cavity
That's what she said.
02-10-2009, 04:26 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Allyson Wrote:AC. Atlantic City (gambling)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-10-2009, 04:26 PM
Or both.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-10-2009, 04:33 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:what is this? ahhh...I figured it was like the Lions Den or Velvet Touch
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-10-2009, 04:35 PM
Allyson Wrote:or anal cavity this creates more questions not suitable for this forum...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Allyson Wrote:or anal cavity And a few mental pictures not suitable for my mind.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-10-2009, 04:45 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:this creates more questions not suitable for this forum... your brain flashed an image of Biff too?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-10-2009, 04:49 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:And a few mental pictures not suitable for my mind. umm...no. Is there something you would like to share with the rest of us...?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-10-2009, 04:54 PM
This is what my wife's getting this year:
![[Image: myphoto-4.png]](http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t132/jermonator/myphoto-4.png)
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-10-2009, 04:58 PM
Jiggy Wrote:This is what my wife's getting this year: the photo is blocked by my work... is it a penis?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-10-2009, 05:02 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:This is what my wife's getting this year: Howie.... what is wrong with you today? Thinking about Biff when the topic of anal comes up, hoping that this is a penis picture... has it been a while?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-10-2009, 05:02 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sE3hHtT2w6c/SR...tySuit.jpgJiggy Wrote:This is what my wife's getting this year: Maybe this link will help.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-10-2009, 05:13 PM
Jo Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:I hope you spent the money and got him a real one, not one of the cheap replicas... especially if this is the same guy that bought you the computer. Did you get one with a name on it? I got a Hudler Jersey a few years back, and went thru hell to actually get the thing.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-10-2009, 06:07 PM
nope. he's my bf, ain't like i'm engaged or nothing so he gets a "ok" gift.
02-10-2009, 06:31 PM
We're beyond the point of gigantic gestures once a year. We both make a point of doing our best to know that the other loves them every day. That said, I'll probably get her flowers, and maybe make a nice dinner. Nothing overly fancy. It'll pretty much be any other day plus flowers.
02-10-2009, 06:49 PM
I'm supposed to get HIM something? Huh, news to me.
I'll get my grocery store roses, he'll get his Whitman's Sampler chocolates...I'm making jello shots so maybe I'll get lucky! and by lucky I mean pass out early and get a solid 8 hours sleep My older sister and my aunt have Valentine birthdays so my whole family gets together every year for a big lasagna dinner to celebrate...we'll be doing this on Sunday so I'll have plenty of time to recover! :-X
02-10-2009, 06:51 PM
That's an awesome plan!
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-10-2009, 07:00 PM
I'm with hotzester. We decided (my idea) a couple years back to just stop doing Valentines day. It just becomes so much of a "hallmark' holiday. It's all in the way you treat each other daily and on an ongoing basis. IMHO. So, nothing. Just being who we are.
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02-10-2009, 07:01 PM
A friend of mine wouldn't celebrate it at all, boyfriend or not. She said St. Valentine was a prick who condoned wife-beating.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
 
02-10-2009, 08:42 PM
Ordered her some flowers and got her some chocolate. We'll be going out with some of our other couple friends on Friday.
On "the" day itself, she'll be getting together with a friend from college- they're laughing at the thought of two married women hanging out on Valentine's day, while their husbands are off doing whatever (me moving junk out of my parent's house, the other husband working at a hospital).
02-11-2009, 12:57 PM
Ha!
No, my wife's friend's husband is doing his clinicals for his MD, and has to be at the hospital. Me, I figure since my wife will be hanging out with her friend, I may as well go do something productive. 
02-11-2009, 01:22 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I'm broke...so what will probably happen is: Because you are married and have kids is not a good excuse to stop being romantic! Do something nice for your wife or you may regret it! Make her dinner, do your chores on Friday, ANYTHING but nothing! You may think she doesn't mind but after a few years of this it sucks. Make sure she knows you love her!! Just my opinion.
02-11-2009, 01:25 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I'm broke...so what will probably happen is: ok, i may let her do me
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-11-2009, 01:26 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:Because you are married and have kids is not a good excuse to stop being romantic! Do something nice for your wife or you may regret it! Make her dinner, do your chores on Friday, ANYTHING but nothing! You may think she doesn't mind but after a few years of this it sucks. Make sure she knows you love her!! Just my opinion. That's better!!! 
02-11-2009, 05:27 PM
My husband sucks on this day. He says it is a commercial holiday and he hates buying into gimmicks... it makes me sad to say that he also forgot our anniversary last year.... apparently everything is commercial to him. HOWEVER, I got him some candy and a gay card for v-day this year.
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