02-12-2009, 04:54 PM
Krystal Wrote:Doktor Wrote:My opinion is the only valid one.
Only when you're talking to yourself.
Or anyone else.
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02-12-2009, 04:54 PM
Krystal Wrote:Doktor Wrote:My opinion is the only valid one. Or anyone else.
02-12-2009, 04:54 PM
I don't want to contemplate how much you enjoyed yourself.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-12-2009, 04:57 PM
Please tell me you're a teenager, because that is the only way to explain you.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-12-2009, 05:00 PM
I'm not.
02-12-2009, 05:09 PM
I'm sorry. I was seriously hoping you were.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-12-2009, 05:13 PM
Chicks dig me 'cause i rarely wear underwear
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-12-2009, 05:14 PM
Krystal Wrote:I'm sorry. I was seriously hoping you were.What difference does it make?
02-12-2009, 05:14 PM
Doktor Wrote:Krystal Wrote:I'm sorry. I was seriously hoping you were.What difference does it make? date night...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-12-2009, 05:20 PM
I was thinking maturity and intelligence. I felt like I was talking to a high school boy. I was hoping it was an age thing rather than a that's-just-how-he-is thing. And god knows I shouldn't really be one to cast stones.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-12-2009, 05:25 PM
No I think it's funny when someone tells me because a review is bad, means the film/game was bad. Seriously. This goes for music too. It's like rude language please I'll see for myself.
02-12-2009, 08:46 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Chicks dig me 'cause i rarely wear underwearI never wear panties
02-12-2009, 08:51 PM
dingdongyo Wrote:the last two times i've been spanked were by a 60+ year old and a 15 year old. I'm disturbed by this.....
02-12-2009, 08:55 PM
dumberthanzane Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Chicks dig me 'cause i rarely wear underwearI never wear panties You wouldn't . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-12-2009, 10:08 PM
What is wrong with that Queenie?
02-12-2009, 10:40 PM
on jan 1, 1990, i cried like a bitch because i "wanted to go back to the 80's"
mainerliser Wrote:dingdongyo Wrote:the last two times i've been spanked were by a 60+ year old and a 15 year old. your dancing chicken entertains me to no end. sorry i didn't return the favor.
02-13-2009, 07:18 AM
dingdongyo Wrote:on jan 1, 1990, i cried like a bitch because i "wanted to go back to the 80's" That's my job! I'm here for your entertainment!! I'm dumb this morning!
02-13-2009, 08:13 AM
Big girl vitamins are too big for me so I take Flintstones Chewables.
Thanks Becky.
That's what she said.
02-13-2009, 09:06 AM
Allyson Wrote:Big girl vitamins are too big for me so I take Flintsones Chewables. Flintsones? i know of Flintstones but this "Flintsones" of which you speak...... it's ok, your little fingers must get stuck in between the spaces of the keys. you're adorable.
02-13-2009, 09:18 AM
Jo Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Big girl vitamins are too big for me so I take Flintsones Chewables. I hate/love you.
That's what she said.
02-13-2009, 09:43 AM
I don't know how to ride a bike. I can ice skate and walk on stilts, but the bike defeats me.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-13-2009, 10:52 AM
I once had an allergic reaction to corn...growing in the field (i was out there for work). Pollen made it's way into my eyes and my eyes swelled shut. They were swollen to the point that the sclera (white part) was wrapping around the iris (colored part) and it looked like my eyes were going to pop. I made my wife take a picture before we went to the emergency room.
After they pumped me full of anti-histamines er whatever my eyes were discharging so much puss/goo/whatever that I looked like RockMonster finishing his most recent gay porno.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-13-2009, 11:13 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I once had an allergic reaction to corn...growing in the field (i was out there for work). Pollen made it's way into my eyes and my eyes swelled shut. They were swollen to the point that the sclera (white part) was wrapping around the iris (colored part) and it looked like my eyes were going to pop. I made my wife take a picture before we went to the emergency room. Post the picture . . . you have to . . . it's show code.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-13-2009, 11:16 AM
Queenie Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I once had an allergic reaction to corn...growing in the field (i was out there for work). Pollen made it's way into my eyes and my eyes swelled shut. They were swollen to the point that the sclera (white part) was wrapping around the iris (colored part) and it looked like my eyes were going to pop. I made my wife take a picture before we went to the emergency room. it's really blurry because my wife didn't want to photograph it but i insisted. my vision was so blurry that i couldn't see myself in the mirror and i told her i wasn't going to the ER until she took the picture so that I could see how bad it was. you can see the overlappage in my right eye
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-13-2009, 11:17 AM
Howie,
You said it wouldn't be gay I were on top. You said that you were the gay one, since you were on bottom, and watching that video of Biff. ... I still don't know why you threw that icing on my face, and told me to look at the camera.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-13-2009, 11:18 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:Howie, i read a t-shirt that says it's not gay if i beat you up afterwards
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-13-2009, 11:18 AM
Why do I suddenly feel as if I'm being possesed?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-13-2009, 11:28 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:Howie, Oh, you sure beat me... not up though.... ???
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-13-2009, 11:53 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Post the picture . . . you have to . . . it's show code. Ok, take the picture down . . . oh my gosh . . . bless your heart!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-13-2009, 11:59 AM
Hey guys what's going on in this top- HHHURRGHPHLHLLLL
02-13-2009, 12:01 PM
Queenie Wrote:Ok, take the picture down . . . oh my gosh . . . bless your heart!! no, i'm an attention whore
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-13-2009, 12:04 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Ok, take the picture down . . . oh my gosh . . . bless your heart!! Hey, you and Jo have something in common.... minus the attention thingy....
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-13-2009, 12:32 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:no, i'm an attention whore I can't believe you said that!
02-13-2009, 12:56 PM
dumberthanzane Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Chicks dig me 'cause i rarely wear underwearI never wear panties Those dang leg holes are too confusing to figure out, eh?
02-13-2009, 01:10 PM
potthole Wrote:dumberthanzane Wrote:I never wear panties ZING!! +1
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-13-2009, 01:50 PM
dumberthanzane Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:Hey, you and Jo have something in common.... minus the attention thingy.... If you were a male (or possibly female) in the West Michigan area, you would believe it!!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-13-2009, 04:34 PM
I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a tooth brush. Slippery little buggers.
It got all red and nasty.....had to miss a day of work cause I couldn't see.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
02-13-2009, 04:38 PM
dino Wrote:I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a tooth brush. Slippery little buggers. Did you tell them the actual reason why, or just use the "I'm sick" excuse.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-13-2009, 04:38 PM
dino Wrote:I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a tooth brush. Slippery little buggers. tooth paste burns your eyes too!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-13-2009, 05:01 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:dino Wrote:I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a tooth brush. Slippery little buggers. Hell no I didn't tell them the real reason! Just said I was wouldn't be able to come in that day.....they don't need to know how much of a jack ass I was (doesn't look good when the safety guy injures himself and can't work)
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
02-13-2009, 05:02 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:dino Wrote:I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a tooth brush. Slippery little buggers. Sounds like that came from experience! yes it burns like a mo' fo'
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza |
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