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Right now I'm....
Ok, didn't think so.

I got thrown for a loop, however, when checking my e-mail and seeing that Netflix said they got a disc today. Must have actually arrived Saturday, and then was checked in today.
dino Wrote:
potthole Wrote:Was there mail today?

No mail on Presidents Day since it's an official Government Holiday.

I hear the gov't is considering making "ground hog day" and "national take a nap day" official holidays as well to relieve part of the current budget strains. :Smile

just kiddin'

We sometimes get a half day on Flag Day.
That's what she said.
Allyson Wrote:
dino Wrote:No mail on Presidents Day since it's an official Government Holiday.

I hear the gov't is considering making "ground hog day" and "national take a nap day" official holidays as well to relieve part of the current budget strains. :Smile

just kiddin'

We sometimes get a half day on Flag Day.

That's your base commanders decision though right? At least he doesn't shut down the rest of government in doing that and waste time in congress passing resolutions :Smile.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
tired of seeing the Lost TV thread . . . because I cannot look at it!!! I'm on Season 2, Episode 5.


yeah, yeah, i'm far behind . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Queenie Wrote:tired of seeing the Lost TV thread . . . because I cannot look at it!!! I'm on Season 2, Episode 5.


yeah, yeah, i'm far behind . . .

Go ahead and skip to the current episodes, you won't miss anything, and everything will make 100% complete sense, especially when you find out that the Smoke Monster is actually Walt and Kate's son. Wink



Annnnd... Right now, I'm sitting in a computer lab waiting for class to start, obviously the 2 hours I alloted for my preliminary shoot of the Black Rose was about 1 hour too many, and now I got some free time.
Wowie Groovie !
Queenie Wrote:tired of seeing the Lost TV thread . . . because I cannot look at it!!! I'm on Season 2, Episode 5.


yeah, yeah, i'm far behind . . .
I'm not sure if it would spoil anything for you anyway. Unless you are caught up most of what we are saying might as well be in a foreign language. On the other hand if you were to look at it you would be able to start piecing together what we are saying by about the end of season 4. So yeah, you probably shouldn't peak.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
I'm currently trying to figure out how to write an autobiography of my life for a background check......seriously what the eff?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
zdunklee Wrote:I'm currently trying to figure out how to write an autobiography of my life for a background check......seriously what the eff?

Tell about your parents and siblings, the town(s) you grew up in, your school days and accomplishments, marriage(s) and children. Be sure to include an explanation of any prior arrests or trouble involving the law. That should about do it.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Thanks for the advice, although that is pretty much repeating the other 60 pages of this thing...oh well I don't know what else they could possibly want anyway.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
zdunklee Wrote:Thanks for the advice, although that is pretty much repeating the other 60 pages of this thing...oh well I don't know what else they could possibly want anyway.
Prior roommates, friends, anyone who may have dirt on you. Make sure you give them names of people who won't tell them about that night with the midget (little person to be PC, no, not you allyson), the quarter pound of pot and the prostitute named Angel.

They tend to frown on these sort of activities.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
dino Wrote:and the prostitute named Angel.
That was Titan with a wig.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
zdunklee Wrote:Thanks for the advice, although that is pretty much repeating the other 60 pages of this thing...oh well I don't know what else they could possibly want anyway.

Applications can be quite repetitious. When I fill out my kids school forms next year, I will put the information applicable to all children on one form and then make copies for each child and their specific information. The forms we have to complete has the child's name 3 times on the same Effing form. That is just downright ridiculous. :-[
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Jiggy Wrote:
dino Wrote:and the prostitute named Angel.
That was Titan with a wig.


Oh eff....I thought she looked kinda like a dude...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
Ugh, get me out of here. I'm off the clock, but because my car is at the shop, I'm sitting here at my desk waiting for the wife to come pick me up. I swear, if I have to listen to the senseless conversations of a couple of nearby coworkers for any longer, I'll lose it.
What's up with car?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
Trying to figure out if something is where I think it is, or where my boss thinks it is.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
I was right. It was totally on her desk. Not that it matters. It's President's Day and there is no mail. I'm a tool.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
On my way to Myrtel Beach,Va from Sleepy Eye, Minnesota. Any wanna go with?
you gonna be passing by my hood i bet... stop by so i can booby trap your car for all those damn exalts!!


:-X
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
oh and me... gonna jam on the guitar for a bit
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
At work, playing on the internet, and talking to a friend on my cell phone. I'm so proud of myself. That is multi-tasking.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:What's up with car?

Engine diagnostics showed it needs a tuneup, new plugs and wires. I figured it was something with the ignition system, but was a little surprised to hear the plugs/wires were bad... my dad and I replaced them about a year ago. Out of anything, I would have figured the distributer cap was going bad.

Oh well, that's pretty quick, cheap and easy to do, so I won't complain.
learning about the medulla oblongata.
Jo Wrote:learning about the medulla oblongata.

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Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Admin Wrote:
Jo Wrote:learning about the medulla oblongata.

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you r t3h suk @ posting pix.

edit: you're also quick with the "modify" button....damnit.
/rockin'
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Tool has +2 !!! Not a car tool...semi and trailer filled with DelMonte can food (corn, peas, peaches, beans) ya know...stuff ya heat in the micro.
Except the peaches
Major A-hole Wrote:Tool has +2 !!! Not a car tool...semi and trailer filled with DelMonte can food (corn, peas, peaches, beans) ya know...stuff ya heat in the micro.

me no cook with that witches magic thing, me cook like man with fire

arRf, ArrF, arRF
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
Wal-mart has 7-8lb tenederloin. Lay on counter,slice about 1/4 inch thick and roll out while slicing so you have what looks to be a sheet of tenderloin. Slice one vidalia onion into small pieces, 2 bell peppers(red and green if ya feelin festive), minced garlic, Dales seasonings(marinade), salt, black pepper, a pinch of cayanne, and place couple teaspoons of smart balance butter inside; roll it up, 3 slices of bacon on top; put in sealed foil and cook on grill low temp for 4hrs on top rack. Get drunk while you wait then chow down. Pretty good!
Lobster Bisque

Lots of beer, and some lobsters. Stab the lobsters in the head before you cook them. Live lobsters tense up if you throw 'em in boiling water, and the meat comes out chewy. Stab the lobsters in the head. Stab, stab, stab. Then drink beer.

Somewhere along the line, there'll be some bisque somewhere.

The end.
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
Chillin' before bed.
Still super-happy that they brought licorice snaps to Tennessee. Yummy.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
Right now I'm :

feeling like shit and paying the price for being a "cowboy"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
I don't think I want to know that story.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right now I'm :

feeling like shit and paying the price for being a "cowboy"

Is that really something you want to admit on this board, with these members?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
Krystal Wrote:I don't think I want to know that story.

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3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
simply devastating




*edit*

I'd explain but it wouldn't be as funny and I might be viewed as 'a cocky firefighter'
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Did it look something like this?

[Image: fireman.jpg]
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
...or more like this?

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Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza


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