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What Religion am I?
#1
With all of the sin and religion talk, I thought this may be fun.

http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Q...Matic.aspx

My Results:
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (94%)
3. Neo-Pagan (87%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (84%)
6. New Age (76%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
8. Reform Judaism (75%)
9. Secular Humanism (70%)
10. Baha'i Faith (68%)
11. Jainism (64%)
12. Sikhism (63%)
13. Orthodox Judaism (58%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (58%)
15. Hinduism (54%)
16. Taoism (51%)
17. Nontheist (48%)
18. Islam (45%)
19. New Thought (44%)
20. Scientology (38%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (37%)
22. Roman Catholic (37%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (35%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (15%)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#2
Mine (as if we didn't see this coming):

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
4. Neo-Pagan (80%)
5. Liberal Quakers (78%)
6. Nontheist (66%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (64%)
8. New Age (63%)
9. Reform Judaism (55%)
10. Taoism (53%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
12. Sikhism (46%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (40%)
14. Scientology (39%)
15. Jainism (38%)
16. New Thought (36%)
17. Baha'i Faith (33%)
18. Hinduism (33%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (20%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
25. Islam (17%)
26. Roman Catholic (17%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#3
1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Sikhism (86%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (84%)
4. Neo-Pagan (78%)
5. Islam (76%)
6. Liberal Quakers (70%)
7. Baha'i Faith (70%)
8. New Age (67%)
9. Unitarian Universalism (65%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
13. Jainism (55%)
14. New Thought (46%)
15. Hinduism (45%)
16. Scientology (43%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (43%)
18. Taoism (41%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (40%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (40%)
21. Secular Humanism (38%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (31%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (31%)
25. Roman Catholic (31%)
26. Nontheist (27%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
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#4
1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (94%)
3. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (93%)
4. Reform Judaism (89%)
5. Jehovah's Witness (82%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (80%)
7. Baha'i Faith (80%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (74%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (74%)
10. Sikhism (73%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (66%)
12. Islam (66%)
13. Neo-Pagan (55%)
14. Secular Humanism (53%)
15. Eastern Orthodox (52%)
16. Roman Catholic (52%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (52%)
18. New Age (46%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (46%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
21. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
22. New Thought (40%)
23. Jainism (39%)
24. Taoism (36%)
25. Scientology (31%)
26. Hinduism (30%)
27. Nontheist (29%)
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#5
1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (99%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (93%)
4. Jehovah's Witness (93%)
5. Roman Catholic (93%)
6. Islam (91%)
7. Seventh Day Adventist (91%)
8. Hinduism (89%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (88%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (85%)
11. Jainism (68%)
12. Sikhism (66%)
13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
14. Baha'i Faith (58%)
15. Theravada Buddhism (50%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
17. Reform Judaism (48%)
18. Liberal Quakers (46%)
19. Unitarian Universalism (35%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
21. Neo-Pagan (26%)
22. Scientology (26%)
23. Nontheist (22%)
24. New Thought (21%)
25. New Age (17%)
26. Taoism (16%)
27. Secular Humanism (15%)
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#6
1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (86%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (85%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
5. Liberal Quakers (84%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (82%)
7. Sikhism (81%)
8. Baha'i Faith (80%)
9. Islam (78%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
11. New Age (72%)
12. Jainism (71%)
13. Hinduism (70%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
15. New Thought (59%)
16. Scientology (57%)
17. Secular Humanism (51%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
19. Nontheist (40%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (37%)
22. Roman Catholic (37%)
23. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
25. Taoism (30%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (28%)








I'm only taking the religion for the jokes...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#7
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (72%)
4. Nontheist (72%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
6. Neo-Pagan (71%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
8. New Age (54%)
9. Taoism (47%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
11. Reform Judaism (42%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
13. Sikhism (39%)
14. Scientology (34%)
15. New Thought (31%)
16. Jainism (29%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
18. Baha'i Faith (23%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)
20. Hinduism (23%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (15%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (15%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (15%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
26. Islam (12%)
27. Roman Catholic (12%)

i've never even heard of half of these
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#8
1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (89%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (86%)
4. Roman Catholic (86%)
5. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (81%)
6. Seventh Day Adventist (80%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
8. Jehovah's Witness (69%)
9. Hinduism (60%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (52%)
11. Liberal Quakers (47%)
12. Sikhism (46%)
13. Islam (44%)
14. Unitarian Universalism (38%)
15. Jainism (36%)
16. Baha'i Faith (35%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (34%)
19. Reform Judaism (34%)
20. Neo-Pagan (28%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
22. New Age (23%)
23. Scientology (22%)
24. Secular Humanism (20%)
25. New Thought (18%)
26. Taoism (16%)
27. Nontheist (13%)
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#9
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I'm only taking the religion for the jokes...

But the question remains.....are you an anti-dentite?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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#10
dino Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I'm only taking the religion for the jokes...

But the question remains.....are you an anti-dentite?


we're awesome
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#11
Interesting. I'd always considered myself a mix between #2 and #3. To be honest, I'd never even considered myself anywhere close to a Quaker. I'm non-confrontational, but I'm not entirely against using force when necessary. I was very happy, though, to see Scientology rank near the bottom.

1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (89%)
4. Baha'i Faith (83%)
5. Liberal Quakers (78%)
6. Seventh Day Adventist (69%)
7. Eastern Orthodox (69%)
8. Roman Catholic (69%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (65%)
10. Islam (65%)
11. Orthodox Judaism (65%)
12. Unitarian Universalism (57%)
13. Jehovah's Witness (55%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
15. Reform Judaism (52%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (52%)
18. Jainism (51%)
19. Sikhism (51%)
20. Hinduism (40%)
21. Neo-Pagan (39%)
22. New Age (37%)
23. New Thought (35%)
24. Secular Humanism (35%)
25. Taoism (34%)
26. Scientology (27%)
27. Nontheist (24%)
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
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#12
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
3. Jainism (87%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (84%)
5. Liberal Quakers (78%)
6. New Age (78%)
7. Sikhism (76%)
8. Hinduism (74%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
10. Secular Humanism (64%)
11. Reform Judaism (62%)
12. Baha'i Faith (58%)
13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (53%)
14. Orthodox Judaism (53%)
15. New Thought (51%)
16. Taoism (51%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (48%)
18. Scientology (46%)
19. Islam (42%)
20. Nontheist (42%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (20%)
26. Roman Catholic (20%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (17%)
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#13
dino Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I'm only taking the religion for the jokes...

But the question remains.....are you an anti-dentite?

+1 for the Seinfeld reference!! Big Grin
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#14
1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (96%)
4. Neo-Pagan (83%)
5. New Age (83%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (76%)
7. Orthodox Quaker (76%)
8. Secular Humanism (70%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
10. Reform Judaism (68%)
11. Hinduism (67%)
12. Taoism (58%)
13. Baha'i Faith (56%)
14. New Thought (56%)
15. Scientology (55%)
16. Jainism (54%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
18. Sikhism (51%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (50%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (44%)
21. Nontheist (41%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (40%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (39%)
24. Roman Catholic (39%)
25. Islam (33%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (21%)


Hmmmmm....I grew up Catholic. Look how low that is on my list. And, why is Scientology as high up as it is. I don't believe in spacemen!!
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#15
1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (82%)
5. Liberal Quakers (59%)

An interesting mix.
That's what she said.
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#16
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
dino Wrote:But the question remains.....are you an anti-dentite?


we're awesome

Strangely enough, there's 2 episodes of Seinfeld on TBS right now that feature the aforementioned target of anti-dentites, Tim Watley. Tongue

Doubley awesome.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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#17
1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (95%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (87%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
5. Liberal Quakers (63%)
6. Neo-Pagan (53%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (53%)
8. Sikhism (43%)
9. Taoism (42%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
11. New Thought (38%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)
13. Baha'i Faith (34%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)
16. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
17. Islam (34%)
18. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
20. Reform Judaism (34%)
21. Roman Catholic (34%)
22. Scientology (34%)
23. New Age (32%)
24. Hinduism (25%)
25. Jainism (25%)
26. Jehovah's Witness (17%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#18
1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (92%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (80%)
4. Orthodox Judaism (75%)
5. Sikhism (73%)
6. Islam (65%)
7. Baha'i Faith (63%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
9. Eastern Orthodox (58%)
10. Roman Catholic (58%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (55%)
12. Seventh Day Adventist (55%)
13. Reform Judaism (53%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (52%)
15. Hinduism (49%)
16. Jainism (46%)
17. Liberal Quakers (45%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (40%)
20. Unitarian Universalism (39%)
21. New Thought (38%)
22. Scientology (32%)
23. Neo-Pagan (28%)
24. Taoism (20%)
25. New Age (20%)
26. Nontheist (16%)
27. Secular Humanism (15%)

Who would have thought that the first one would end up there??? My Mom being raised by a Mormon father.......I a woman that refuses to set foot into the Mormon Church, due to the Church refusing to bless me when I was dying as a child....pretty much blew me away.
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#19
Lokizilla brought up a point.......This has got to be one of the biggest reasons I have turned away from organized religion. WHY and HOW can a church REFUSE to bless a child?!! A child is innocent, no matter what the parents did, the child deserves gods blessing. It is not the childs fault what the parents did!
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#20
mainerliser Wrote:Lokizilla brought up a point.......This has got to be one of the biggest reasons I have turned away from organized religion. WHY and HOW can a church REFUSE to bless a child?!! A child is innocent, no matter what the parents did, the child deserves gods blessing. It is not the childs fault what the parents did!

The reason they wouldn't bless me, because my parents hadn't paid tithing in 7 years. My Mom turned to her church in her time of desperation, and they turned her down. But every other religion at that hospital came by my room every day and prayed over me. Religions that my Mom had never stepped foot into their Church, prayed for me to survive without her asking them to.
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#21
It's funny, born and raised Roman Catholic and it almost didn't make it on the list.

Now, I finally know where I belong, lol.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Neo-Pagan (87%)
5. New Age (79%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (66%)
9. Reform Judaism (64%)
10. Nontheist (61%)
11. Taoism (61%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (51%)
13. Baha'i Faith (48%)
14. New Thought (48%)
15. Jainism (48%)
16. Scientology (47%)
17. Sikhism (42%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (38%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (26%)
20. Hinduism (25%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
23. Islam (19%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (10%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)
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#22
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
3. Nontheist (86%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (74%)
5. Liberal Quakers (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (63%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
8. New Age (48%)
9. Taoism (45%)
10. Reform Judaism (42%)
11. Scientology (35%)
12. New Thought (34%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (33%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (29%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)
16. Sikhism (19%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (17%)
18. Baha'i Faith (14%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (12%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (12%)
21. Jainism (10%)
22. Islam (6%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (6%)
24. Hinduism (3%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (3%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (1%)
27. Roman Catholic (1%)

lol I think I am the only one with single digit %s anywhere on here.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#23
1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (97%)
3. Seventh Day Adventist (92%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (87%)
5. Roman Catholic (87%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (65%)
8. Hinduism (63%)
9. Islam (63%)
10. Baha'i Faith (60%)
11. Jainism (53%)
12. Liberal Quakers (53%)
13. Sikhism (51%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (51%)
15. Unitarian Universalism (50%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (43%)
18. Jehovah's Witness (43%)
19. Reform Judaism (37%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
21. Neo-Pagan (32%)
22. Taoism (31%)
23. New Age (30%)
24. Scientology (29%)
25. Nontheist (27%)
26. Secular Humanism (27%)
27. New Thought (25%)
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#24
I'm into PASTAFARIANISM. Speedbump is the cult leader; Maddog is second in command. We worship "THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER". BLESS HIS NOODLY APENDAGES......That is our call to worship. In the words of the World Famous JiggyHoss.... "We are in it to snag some Noodly Poon like David Koresh". Hahaha
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#25
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Liberal Quakers (78%)
4. Nontheist (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
6. Neo-Pagan (65%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
8. New Age (55%)
9. Taoism (52%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
11. Reform Judaism (47%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (46%)
13. Baha'i Faith (36%)
14. Scientology (35%)
15. Jainism (34%)
16. New Thought (33%)
17. Sikhism (29%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
19. Islam (23%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (23%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
24. Hinduism (16%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

Ew, I got matched with SCIENTOLOGY??! The Church of Latter Day Saints. Seven Day Adventists and Jehovas Witnesses?
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#26
Kate Wrote:14. Scientology (35%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

Ew, I got matched with SCIENTOLOGY??! The Church of Latter Day Saints. Seven Day Adventists and Jehovas Witnesses?

Just a little...
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#27
Major A-hole Wrote:I'm into PASTAFARIANISM. Speedbump is the cult leader; Maddog is second in command. We worship "THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER". BLESS HIS NOODLY APENDAGES......That is our call to worship. In the words of the World Famous JiggyHoss.... "We are in it to snag some Noodly Poon like David Koresh". Hahaha

Cult? We will be an organized religion, accepted on Wikipedia, within months.

Count on it.
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#28
I'm an ordained priest (I love the internet and drunken boredom). Does that mean I can save your souls?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#29
Major A-hole Wrote:BLESS HIS NOODLY APENDAGES

You like noodly appendages?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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