02-19-2009, 11:31 AM
Are we goig to upset the ambulance drivers again?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
Answer my question with a question
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02-19-2009, 11:31 AM
Are we goig to upset the ambulance drivers again?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-19-2009, 11:34 AM
Since we didn't care then, are we really going to care now?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-19-2009, 11:36 AM
Why should we?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 12:06 PM
why do i keep forgetting that idi0t automatically becomes ambulance driver?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-19-2009, 12:10 PM
Is this magic?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 12:10 PM
What is up with the free cheese steaks to ambulance drivers?
Where do I get mine?
02-19-2009, 12:11 PM
Is it because you are an ambulance driver?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-19-2009, 12:14 PM
Couldn't I be an idiot for a free cheese steak?
02-19-2009, 12:16 PM
Wouldn't rather buy you're own philly that be an idiot to get one?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 12:18 PM
Isn't free food always better than food you paid for?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-19-2009, 12:20 PM
Usually, yes, but who wants to be an idiot?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 12:22 PM
Of course; but would you act like an idiot to get free food if it was a requirement?
*all my meals should be free then.
02-19-2009, 12:24 PM
But wouldn't everyone know you're an idiot?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 12:27 PM
Do YOU actually think that I actually care about what others think about ME? Lol
02-19-2009, 12:35 PM
Do you think anyone actually cares about you?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-19-2009, 12:37 PM
Does anyone here actually care about anyone but themselves?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-19-2009, 12:46 PM
Sometimes, but mostly not. Why is that?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 12:53 PM
Are they heartless a-hole's consumed by the hatred for their own miserable, insignificant lives?
02-19-2009, 02:44 PM
did you ever think that maybe people think they are just better than you?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-19-2009, 02:45 PM
Who doesn't?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 03:24 PM
do you think we should talk about something else?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-19-2009, 03:26 PM
What do you want to talk about?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-19-2009, 03:29 PM
Is there anything worth talking about?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 03:31 PM
Does asking only questions work like they claim in 40 year old virgin?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-19-2009, 03:33 PM
zdunklee Wrote:Does asking only questions work like they claim in 40 year old virgin? Why, are you a virgin?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-19-2009, 03:33 PM
What do you mean?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-19-2009, 03:34 PM
Are movies like real life?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 03:35 PM
What does that method only work for virgins or something?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-19-2009, 03:35 PM
do you really think they are?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-19-2009, 03:37 PM
Are what? Virgins?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 03:39 PM
What's a virgin and aren't they extinct?
02-19-2009, 03:40 PM
No they aren't. But will you ever get to see one?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 03:42 PM
Will Major A-hole ever see one that isn't a virgin either?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-19-2009, 03:44 PM
I doubt it, what do you think?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 03:54 PM
Probably not. Isn't that depressing?
02-19-2009, 05:12 PM
isn't the major a virgin himself?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
02-19-2009, 05:28 PM
Do you doubt that?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 05:28 PM
He does drive a trk for a living, so why would you doubt that?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
02-19-2009, 05:39 PM
Weren't you the one doubting that?
I'm so confused.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-19-2009, 05:45 PM
so do we all agree he is then?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] |
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