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#1
02-20-2009, 10:28 AM
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#2
02-20-2009, 10:32 AM
i had to unplug my area connection (g-server) and steal wireless to see the photobucket link...


totally worth it
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#3
02-20-2009, 10:35 AM
I can't see it... Sad

But this makes me happy:
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02-20-2009, 10:37 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:I can't see it... Sad


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#5
02-20-2009, 10:39 AM
i'll get nothing done today...i've watched 10 cycles of this...
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#6
02-20-2009, 10:44 AM
Thank you Biff.

Yes, this makes me happy too. Now, if we could only combine mine and yours....

...this does have a hypnotizing effect...
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02-20-2009, 10:47 AM
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can you change the title of this thread to "Major Boobage" ?
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#8
02-20-2009, 10:55 AM
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She looks a lot like my old Japanese teacher.
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02-20-2009, 11:09 AM
[Image: 9820hot20chicks20with20mt4.jpg]

[Image: mountaindew4.jpg]

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*fixed first link*
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#10
02-20-2009, 11:17 AM
This topic should totally be called "Things that make you happy (in the pants)."
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#11
02-20-2009, 11:36 AM
Krystal Wrote:This topic should totally be called "Things that make you happy (in the pants)."

Yeah that seems right, Howie get's a stiffy from Mt. Dew and raw beef.
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#12
02-20-2009, 11:38 AM
And chicks with big guns
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#13
02-20-2009, 11:50 AM
Krystal Wrote:And chicks with big guns

Is that the 1st pic ? All I see is a red X

here's a few of my happy makers....


[Image: amylee1.jpg]


[Image: taylor-swift1.jpg]
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02-20-2009, 11:53 AM
[Image: l_ecce7d2d816a905477f6efa2020c2d69.jpg]

Since we are dealing with mostly semi-nude females here, here's one of my favorite pinup pictures.
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02-20-2009, 11:55 AM
she needs a pistol in her garder or something...
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#16
02-20-2009, 12:03 PM
It's never bad-ass enough for you, is it?
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02-20-2009, 12:25 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:[Image: 9820hot20chicks20with20mt4.jpg]

Sunshyne?
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#18
02-20-2009, 01:03 PM
Happy = Laughter
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02-20-2009, 01:38 PM
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02-20-2009, 01:51 PM
zdunklee Wrote:http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/defaul...-chart.jpg

+1 for that
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#21
02-20-2009, 02:49 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:[Image: 9820hot20chicks20with20mt4.jpg]

Sunshyne?

Yep, I have a gun like that, but all black. I have a 308 and a AR15 Smile Being a chick with guns makes me happy
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#22
02-20-2009, 03:48 PM
I'm happy with:

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"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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02-20-2009, 04:07 PM
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In other news if FBHW message board users don't come up with $10 million dollars before the week's up Biff and his cronies will behead Howie.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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02-20-2009, 04:08 PM
ohhhh crap
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#25
02-20-2009, 04:13 PM
Playing with my Wii... yeah, you know what I mean.
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02-20-2009, 05:33 PM
[Image: kittens.jpg]

[Image: landon-baby-picture.jpg]

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In other words, I like to get babies and kittens drunk off of Malibu Rum....
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02-20-2009, 07:16 PM
hey at least you're honest about it.
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02-21-2009, 01:38 PM
do you know how hard it is to get a kitten to drink enough of that shit to get a good buzz on?! Wink
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02-22-2009, 11:42 AM
your momma Wrote:do you know how hard it is to get a kitten to drink enough of that shit to get a good buzz on?! Wink

I like to dip my finger into beer then rub it into my cat's fur so he has to lick it off. But I lose patience with the gam before he gets enough to be drunk. I bet he'd be a mean drunk.


why do I get the feeling that this is one of those thoughts I should have kept to myself
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02-23-2009, 11:53 AM
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02-23-2009, 12:01 PM
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02-23-2009, 12:01 PM
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your momma Wrote:do you know how hard it is to get a kitten to drink enough of that shit to get a good buzz on?! Wink

I like to dip my finger into beer then rub it into my cat's fur so he has to lick it off. But I lose patience with the gam before he gets enough to be drunk. I bet he'd be a mean drunk.


why do I get the feeling that this is one of those thoughts I should have kept to myself

That reminds me of the latest episode of The Office where Anglea got caught licking her cats and hacking up a fur ball.
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02-23-2009, 12:02 PM
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02-23-2009, 12:02 PM
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That's F'n Hilarious!!! 8-)
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02-23-2009, 12:04 PM
dino Wrote:That's F'n Hilarious!!! 8-)

The best part was waiting until my wife was gone to give them to them. When they excitedly ran to the door to greet her they both had them in their mouths. It took her about 15 seconds to notice.
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02-23-2009, 12:05 PM
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neither of my kids will/would take a pacifier....which upset me that i couldn't buy the baby bubba teeth Sad
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02-23-2009, 12:05 PM
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Titan ! Wrote:I like to dip my finger into beer then rub it into my cat's fur so he has to lick it off. But I lose patience with the gam before he gets enough to be drunk. I bet he'd be a mean drunk.


why do I get the feeling that this is one of those thoughts I should have kept to myself

That reminds me of the latest episode of The Office where Anglea got caught licking her cats and hacking up a fur ball.

Oh my word, wasn't that hilarious? Gross, but hilarious!! Big Grin
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02-23-2009, 12:06 PM
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dino Wrote:That reminds me of the latest episode of The Office where Anglea got caught licking her cats and hacking up a fur ball.

Oh my word, wasn't that hilarious? Gross, but hilarious!! Big Grin


my brother in law split a couple 22's with my choc lab....she's a sleepy drunk.... sorta wandered around then passed out in the sun on the grass.
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02-23-2009, 12:09 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:Oh my word, wasn't that hilarious? Gross, but hilarious!! Big Grin


my brother in law split a couple 22's with my choc lab....she's a sleepy drunk.... sorta wandered around then passed out in the sun on the grass.

My dad always thought it was funny to give my mom's rottweiller moonshine (the dog didn't like beer for some reason)...
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02-24-2009, 05:16 AM
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