02-23-2009, 09:18 AM
We're all very happy for you. 8-)
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02-23-2009, 09:23 AM
huh?
* I just turned my radio up and stopped working* Awesome congrats HW! Name him Howie Jr.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-23-2009, 09:31 AM
yup
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-23-2009, 09:31 AM
Not able to listen this monrning. Wifey finally preggo?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-23-2009, 09:32 AM
Sweet! That gives hope to me and Loki!!
...not that me and Loki are...it's just that were in the same...boat. Ah come on guys, you know what I mean.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-23-2009, 09:35 AM
Congrats!
The question now is, if it's a boy, what shows up on the ultrasound first: the adam's apple or the crank?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
02-23-2009, 09:38 AM
Congrats HW 8-)
The Long and Hard work finally paid off.... not that long and hard work... the IVF.... nevermind...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-23-2009, 09:42 AM
Congrats Hotwings! 8-)
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
02-23-2009, 09:53 AM
Congrats, Hotwings, you will soon have a screaming, puking, pooping baby... You're so lucky...
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-23-2009, 10:16 AM
Congratulations! Yaaaaa baby!!! If it's a girl you should still name her Howie Jr.
02-23-2009, 10:23 AM
your momma Wrote:Congratulations! Yaaaaa baby!!! If it's a girl you should still name her Howie Jr. At least the love of pink would make sense then.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-23-2009, 10:28 AM
Jiggy Wrote:Sweet! That gives hope to me and Loki!! Jiggy, I think that every one knows what you mean...But yes it does give us hope. 
02-23-2009, 11:36 AM
Sweet Jesus! That's just awesome!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
02-23-2009, 12:52 PM
Krystal Wrote:Congrats, Hotwings, you will soon have a screaming, puking, pooping baby... You're so lucky... If he happens to have problems with being tired now, he should just wait for what's in store! 
02-23-2009, 12:53 PM
I was actually overjoyed when I heard about this.
Congrats buddy!
02-23-2009, 12:55 PM
potthole Wrote:Krystal Wrote:Congrats, Hotwings, you will soon have a screaming, puking, pooping baby... You're so lucky... I can't wait until he oversleeps, they wake him up live on the air, and he swears live on air
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-23-2009, 12:56 PM
potthole Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I can't wait until he oversleeps, they wake him up live on the air, and he swears live on air ha ha ha...yup!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-23-2009, 12:56 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:potthole Wrote:If he happens to have problems with being tired now, he should just wait for what's in store! Hello? ... DUCK! 
02-23-2009, 01:18 PM
My son got out of the tub last night and my wife failed to put a diaper on him. A few minutes later there's a big turd on my bedroom floor and a giant wet spot from his piss. These are things you can expect down the road hotwings.
Other things they don't often tell you while you're going through the pregnancy/labor... She most likely will take a big dump while giving birth. Astroglide has more than one purpose, it's also used for lubing the baby's head. Hope and pray your wife doesn't have to have an episiotomy. ![[Image: Medio-lateral-episiotomy.gif]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Medio-lateral-episiotomy.gif)
02-23-2009, 02:37 PM
Congratulations Hot Wings! Another future broadcaster in the making, I'm sure.
02-23-2009, 03:46 PM
Awesome. Hot Wings can put the baby on the air. The gurgling baby noises will be more entertaining than "What Hot Wings Thinks?"
But in all seriousness, congrats. It was a long, hard journey and I hope the rest of the pregnancy goes well. If it's a son name him Jeremy. If it's a daughter name her... Jeremy. What the hell?
I am the irrepressible dark horse.
Film it. Listen to it. Live it. Love it. All the best, The Mayor of Awesometown
02-23-2009, 03:56 PM
I've heard that all they want is for a healthy baby. And to name said baby "Biff".
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
02-23-2009, 04:00 PM
Is "Biff" an Irish name?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-23-2009, 04:02 PM
Admin Wrote:I've heard that all they want is for a healthy baby. And to name said baby "Biff". I am rather fond of Rocky, or Rockette... or Frank.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-23-2009, 04:02 PM
Congratulations Hotwings. Finally. I hope everything goes well and all the best. Is Freebeer next?
02-23-2009, 04:03 PM
they should name the kid adam apple
and if its a girl apple adam i dont know why, just cuz
02-23-2009, 04:03 PM
Krystal Wrote:Is "Biff" an Irish name? It's roots are in Ethiopia but have migrated as far west as Nigeria.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
02-23-2009, 04:14 PM
Admin Wrote:Krystal Wrote:Is "Biff" an Irish name? I thought it's roots were in Gotham: ![[Image: pow.jpg]](http://www.shtfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/pow.jpg) ![[Image: batman.jpg]](http://www.ozoux.com/eclectic/archive/2006/06/13/images/batman.jpg) ![[Image: batman_tv_biff.jpg]](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/02/batman_tv_biff.jpg)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-23-2009, 04:16 PM
RM is totally right and no one could convince me otherwise.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-23-2009, 04:17 PM
you deserve 100 karma for that
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-23-2009, 05:14 PM
CONGRADULATIONS!!! I'm very happy for the Hot Wings Family.
Now comes the thread where everyone thinks of horrible names for the kid. I think Adriana Micheals has a nice ring. Just make sure when naming her/ him to keep in mind what it rhymes with. (smelly shelly, wet the bed fred, fat matt, etc. can be traumatizing). Don't name it Stacey if its a girl, I haven't met a nice Stacey yet.
02-23-2009, 05:18 PM
sunshyne Wrote:Don't name it Stacey if its a girl, I haven't met a nice Stacey yet. and stay away from Chris. Everyone with that name is gay.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-23-2009, 05:29 PM
Congrats Hot Wings! I'm sure you will teach your kid all the important life lessons such as, the difference between nieve/naive, renegading pants, awesome stammering, and your stupid corvette club.
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